Thank you! It’s a relief.

Jfc you must be so tired of the incompetence of the fuckery

The Jewish friend reports her cats are similarly disinclined, so I wrote a list of the top eight and asked her for a random number. Lacks the verve of a cat but has the advantage of being definitive: Yehudit after all. Thanks to both of you for your service.

I remember having luck with the old school recommendation of white vinegar + newspaper, though that was years ago. Otherwise I just use windex.

… I truly do genuinely like that. My cat won’t cooperate—she doesn’t do the box/paper sitting thing—but my best friend is both Jewish and cat-owned, so maybe she’d let her Jewish cat pick for me.

Our hearts are never wrong about snow.

This is an important public service you’ve performed here and I thank you for it.

(I looked it up if anybody else wants pics:)

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I know you’re joking, but as anecdata I’ll say I did find it was possible to have too much lamp and I found myself tilting closer to hypomania than I was comfortable with. It felt too complicated to me to try to fine-tune the dose, as it were, but I’m sure that’s possible. Loved it otherwise.

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Mmhmm mmhmm oh neat tea light mmhmm mmh— ::blink::

*presumptive cold. Negative RATs on days 1,3,&5, but I’ll keep testing and isolating.

Yes! This! It was great, but I hadn’t expected to be as confused at the end as I was.

Gourds.