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Flipping over a cassette tape to fast forward in order to rewind the other side because I couldn’t afford a player that rolled in two directions.
January 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
When I’m driving and I see a field with rolled hay, I’ll yell,

“Hey!” and point urgently at the Hay

The whole car quickly wakes up and looks. And then groans.
December 25, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Aunt May
December 23, 2024 at 11:26 AM
I would add that “terrible terrible” is always followed by “diarrhea”.

A single “terrible” could be followed by anything: “I had terrible luck yesterday”.

The double terrible is reserved for diarrhea.

Say it out loud: “I had terrible terrible ____”. Always diarrhea.
December 20, 2024 at 3:51 AM
If you want to see two McDonald’s employees argue and have the manager step in, then try ordering a Big Mac without the middle bun.

Chaos.
December 16, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Your Feet
Pablo Neruda
December 14, 2024 at 10:58 AM
So my wife (who is a better person than me) pointed out it wasn’t cool to reply to your post publicly. I can do better. I apologize for not sending it privately.
November 26, 2024 at 2:28 AM
We can do better. Great people and physicians have graduated from this school. We should make our stand on policies that reflect principles of fairness and kindness. Let’s not lose again because of the perception we are elitists.
November 25, 2024 at 11:42 AM