Michael
@hikusenba.bsky.social
Both above and below the 70°th parallels.
Watching my girlfriend pack away all the various shelf elves on top of each orher into one small storage container.
Her: "They can just have an orgy."
#theelfonashelf
Her: "They can just have an orgy."
#theelfonashelf
December 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Watching my girlfriend pack away all the various shelf elves on top of each orher into one small storage container.
Her: "They can just have an orgy."
#theelfonashelf
Her: "They can just have an orgy."
#theelfonashelf
I hope Mark Kelly demonstrates a level of professionalism and respect during his FBI interview that is consistent with the standards established by the director of the FBI during his own Senate inquiry.
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I hope Mark Kelly demonstrates a level of professionalism and respect during his FBI interview that is consistent with the standards established by the director of the FBI during his own Senate inquiry.
I asked Google Gemini what we would need to tax every resident and business in the U.S. to erase the deficit in 10 years.
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I asked Google Gemini what we would need to tax every resident and business in the U.S. to erase the deficit in 10 years.
The revolution will smell of onions of mustard.
November 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The revolution will smell of onions of mustard.
Wait.
Tesla is recalling the Cyber truck because the lightbar is falling off?
Didn't I read it was illegal for them to even install them?
So now they're claiming responsibility for an illegal part?
Tesla is recalling the Cyber truck because the lightbar is falling off?
Didn't I read it was illegal for them to even install them?
So now they're claiming responsibility for an illegal part?
November 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Wait.
Tesla is recalling the Cyber truck because the lightbar is falling off?
Didn't I read it was illegal for them to even install them?
So now they're claiming responsibility for an illegal part?
Tesla is recalling the Cyber truck because the lightbar is falling off?
Didn't I read it was illegal for them to even install them?
So now they're claiming responsibility for an illegal part?
@rachel-aaron.bsky.social so dragons came from a world presumably without humans, but dragons can take human form, so did they already have this form naturally and just migrated to a world where they could blend in, or was this ability developed after their arrival?
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 AM
@rachel-aaron.bsky.social so dragons came from a world presumably without humans, but dragons can take human form, so did they already have this form naturally and just migrated to a world where they could blend in, or was this ability developed after their arrival?
Oops, guess he ain't getting that Nobel Peace Prize. Gotta stick the landing.
October 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Oops, guess he ain't getting that Nobel Peace Prize. Gotta stick the landing.
Tradwife is just Sharia Law for Conservatives
September 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Tradwife is just Sharia Law for Conservatives
"Blue Cities" are about to look amazing.
September 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"Blue Cities" are about to look amazing.
Chicago is about to look AMAZING after the National Guard arrives to do landscaping and general maintenance around the city. How long until the National Guard start working on farms and hanging around outside Home Depot for day labor jobs? Or cleaning homes?
September 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Chicago is about to look AMAZING after the National Guard arrives to do landscaping and general maintenance around the city. How long until the National Guard start working on farms and hanging around outside Home Depot for day labor jobs? Or cleaning homes?
If reports of his death are greatly exaggerated, why hasn't he made a single public statement, even a simple video post to social media?
August 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If reports of his death are greatly exaggerated, why hasn't he made a single public statement, even a simple video post to social media?
@danaterrace.bsky.social number three after sweaters!
August 31, 2025 at 5:26 AM
@danaterrace.bsky.social number three after sweaters!
Been using AI chatbots for the purpose of text-based roleplaying, and had one set a game in the BLUEY cartoon universe, with instruction to use Australian vocabulary and dialect. Now Bandit Heeler is teaching me about important things like Hills Hoist and snag sanga.
August 28, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Been using AI chatbots for the purpose of text-based roleplaying, and had one set a game in the BLUEY cartoon universe, with instruction to use Australian vocabulary and dialect. Now Bandit Heeler is teaching me about important things like Hills Hoist and snag sanga.
State Fair serving up thicc lafufu
August 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
State Fair serving up thicc lafufu
Is Trump building a new ballroom at the White House so he has a place to store the Epstein Files?
August 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Is Trump building a new ballroom at the White House so he has a place to store the Epstein Files?
Disappointed. My State Fair lafufu didn't even have a Coca Cola. Seller tried to tell me it's one of the "secret" characters despite acknowledging it was bootleg. Burger charm is glued on, might try to dissolve the adhesive.
August 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Disappointed. My State Fair lafufu didn't even have a Coca Cola. Seller tried to tell me it's one of the "secret" characters despite acknowledging it was bootleg. Burger charm is glued on, might try to dissolve the adhesive.
No rage like AnchoRAGE
August 15, 2025 at 6:17 AM
No rage like AnchoRAGE
The bulb I put in my new ceiling light is so strong, the blue blocker in my glasses is reflecting the blue light. Dang bright for a single A15 E26.
August 8, 2025 at 8:25 AM
The bulb I put in my new ceiling light is so strong, the blue blocker in my glasses is reflecting the blue light. Dang bright for a single A15 E26.
$200 million for a new ballroom at the White House? I guess he's been forced to hold his own balls since his wife left?
August 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
$200 million for a new ballroom at the White House? I guess he's been forced to hold his own balls since his wife left?
I would very much like to be able to scroll through my discovery feed without seeing photos of nude gay men. Why is this default? Does anyone know how to stop it? "Show less like this" does NOTHING.
July 21, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I would very much like to be able to scroll through my discovery feed without seeing photos of nude gay men. Why is this default? Does anyone know how to stop it? "Show less like this" does NOTHING.
We live in an age where you can exercise your right to participate in peaceful protest by ordering tacos online and have them delivered to the Donald Trump's properties.
June 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
We live in an age where you can exercise your right to participate in peaceful protest by ordering tacos online and have them delivered to the Donald Trump's properties.
I get tired fast of accounts that post screenshots of their off-site account reposts. Pull your vain head out of your ass and just post the content here too without advertising yourself.
June 18, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I get tired fast of accounts that post screenshots of their off-site account reposts. Pull your vain head out of your ass and just post the content here too without advertising yourself.
Honda will get to Mars before Elon ever does.
June 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Honda will get to Mars before Elon ever does.
If Trump is ordering immigration raids only in Democratic states and cities and ignoring everywhere else, does that mean Republican cities are now "Sanctuary Cities"?
June 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If Trump is ordering immigration raids only in Democratic states and cities and ignoring everywhere else, does that mean Republican cities are now "Sanctuary Cities"?