Michael
@hikusenba.bsky.social
Both above and below the 70°th parallels.
Staying at a motel.
Early this morning, a phone was ringing in a neighboring room. I rolled over and went back to sleep.
Just before 8am, management was banging on his door to wake him up because his boss called after he failed to show at 6:30.
Early this morning, a phone was ringing in a neighboring room. I rolled over and went back to sleep.
Just before 8am, management was banging on his door to wake him up because his boss called after he failed to show at 6:30.
February 17, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Staying at a motel.
Early this morning, a phone was ringing in a neighboring room. I rolled over and went back to sleep.
Just before 8am, management was banging on his door to wake him up because his boss called after he failed to show at 6:30.
Early this morning, a phone was ringing in a neighboring room. I rolled over and went back to sleep.
Just before 8am, management was banging on his door to wake him up because his boss called after he failed to show at 6:30.
Huh. Why is Pam Bondi bringing up the economy in a hearing about the Epstein files? Don't remember her being Secretary of the Treasury or anything.
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Huh. Why is Pam Bondi bringing up the economy in a hearing about the Epstein files? Don't remember her being Secretary of the Treasury or anything.
Pizza place at Chicago O'Hare wasn't even deep dish.
February 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Pizza place at Chicago O'Hare wasn't even deep dish.
Surprised Kash Patel hasn't already announced they have the kidnappers in custody.
February 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Surprised Kash Patel hasn't already announced they have the kidnappers in custody.
On a cruise. Decided not to film video of the ship casting off out of respect of the balcony neighbor loudly sharing his credit card number over the phone.
Later, he mocked Alex Pretti's death.
Shame, could have made a donation to Pretti in the balcony neighbor's name.
Later, he mocked Alex Pretti's death.
Shame, could have made a donation to Pretti in the balcony neighbor's name.
January 29, 2026 at 11:48 PM
On a cruise. Decided not to film video of the ship casting off out of respect of the balcony neighbor loudly sharing his credit card number over the phone.
Later, he mocked Alex Pretti's death.
Shame, could have made a donation to Pretti in the balcony neighbor's name.
Later, he mocked Alex Pretti's death.
Shame, could have made a donation to Pretti in the balcony neighbor's name.
When Trump threatens tariffs, I think everyone just needs to call his bluff and ignore him.
January 18, 2026 at 6:45 AM
When Trump threatens tariffs, I think everyone just needs to call his bluff and ignore him.
@littlevmills.bsky.social Any chance of covering the Fingerbang song from South Park? Despite having not seen it in years I keep getting the song stuck in my head and need it in my metal playlist.
January 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
@littlevmills.bsky.social Any chance of covering the Fingerbang song from South Park? Despite having not seen it in years I keep getting the song stuck in my head and need it in my metal playlist.
Watching my girlfriend pack away all the various shelf elves on top of each orher into one small storage container.
Her: "They can just have an orgy."
#theelfonashelf
Her: "They can just have an orgy."
#theelfonashelf
December 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Watching my girlfriend pack away all the various shelf elves on top of each orher into one small storage container.
Her: "They can just have an orgy."
#theelfonashelf
Her: "They can just have an orgy."
#theelfonashelf
I hope Mark Kelly demonstrates a level of professionalism and respect during his FBI interview that is consistent with the standards established by the director of the FBI during his own Senate inquiry.
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I hope Mark Kelly demonstrates a level of professionalism and respect during his FBI interview that is consistent with the standards established by the director of the FBI during his own Senate inquiry.
I asked Google Gemini what we would need to tax every resident and business in the U.S. to erase the deficit in 10 years.
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I asked Google Gemini what we would need to tax every resident and business in the U.S. to erase the deficit in 10 years.
The revolution will smell of onions of mustard.
November 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The revolution will smell of onions of mustard.
Wait.
Tesla is recalling the Cyber truck because the lightbar is falling off?
Didn't I read it was illegal for them to even install them?
So now they're claiming responsibility for an illegal part?
Tesla is recalling the Cyber truck because the lightbar is falling off?
Didn't I read it was illegal for them to even install them?
So now they're claiming responsibility for an illegal part?
November 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Wait.
Tesla is recalling the Cyber truck because the lightbar is falling off?
Didn't I read it was illegal for them to even install them?
So now they're claiming responsibility for an illegal part?
Tesla is recalling the Cyber truck because the lightbar is falling off?
Didn't I read it was illegal for them to even install them?
So now they're claiming responsibility for an illegal part?
@rachel-aaron.bsky.social so dragons came from a world presumably without humans, but dragons can take human form, so did they already have this form naturally and just migrated to a world where they could blend in, or was this ability developed after their arrival?
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 AM
@rachel-aaron.bsky.social so dragons came from a world presumably without humans, but dragons can take human form, so did they already have this form naturally and just migrated to a world where they could blend in, or was this ability developed after their arrival?
Oops, guess he ain't getting that Nobel Peace Prize. Gotta stick the landing.
October 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Oops, guess he ain't getting that Nobel Peace Prize. Gotta stick the landing.
Tradwife is just Sharia Law for Conservatives
September 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Tradwife is just Sharia Law for Conservatives
"Blue Cities" are about to look amazing.
September 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"Blue Cities" are about to look amazing.
Chicago is about to look AMAZING after the National Guard arrives to do landscaping and general maintenance around the city. How long until the National Guard start working on farms and hanging around outside Home Depot for day labor jobs? Or cleaning homes?
September 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Chicago is about to look AMAZING after the National Guard arrives to do landscaping and general maintenance around the city. How long until the National Guard start working on farms and hanging around outside Home Depot for day labor jobs? Or cleaning homes?
If reports of his death are greatly exaggerated, why hasn't he made a single public statement, even a simple video post to social media?
August 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If reports of his death are greatly exaggerated, why hasn't he made a single public statement, even a simple video post to social media?
@danaterrace.bsky.social number three after sweaters!
August 31, 2025 at 5:26 AM
@danaterrace.bsky.social number three after sweaters!
Been using AI chatbots for the purpose of text-based roleplaying, and had one set a game in the BLUEY cartoon universe, with instruction to use Australian vocabulary and dialect. Now Bandit Heeler is teaching me about important things like Hills Hoist and snag sanga.
August 28, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Been using AI chatbots for the purpose of text-based roleplaying, and had one set a game in the BLUEY cartoon universe, with instruction to use Australian vocabulary and dialect. Now Bandit Heeler is teaching me about important things like Hills Hoist and snag sanga.
State Fair serving up thicc lafufu
August 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
State Fair serving up thicc lafufu
Is Trump building a new ballroom at the White House so he has a place to store the Epstein Files?
August 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Is Trump building a new ballroom at the White House so he has a place to store the Epstein Files?
Disappointed. My State Fair lafufu didn't even have a Coca Cola. Seller tried to tell me it's one of the "secret" characters despite acknowledging it was bootleg. Burger charm is glued on, might try to dissolve the adhesive.
August 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Disappointed. My State Fair lafufu didn't even have a Coca Cola. Seller tried to tell me it's one of the "secret" characters despite acknowledging it was bootleg. Burger charm is glued on, might try to dissolve the adhesive.
No rage like AnchoRAGE
August 15, 2025 at 6:17 AM
No rage like AnchoRAGE