Janet Reno's Spirit Animal
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•Lvl 42 xennial •Cult-Escapee •Too easy to charm •Progressive •Routine Donor of blood (my own) •Less than mid tbh •Fledglin’ Standup •LiveJournal Refugee •he/himbo •fell through the cracks •don’t know how to climb back out •oh no •send help
I didn't mean to come across as having sounded the alarm, because I didn't. I'm just kind of acknowledging & lamenting the pattern.
What I don't understand is why things like MyFreeCams & the like undergo less scrutiny on these matters than, say, Steam.
What I don't understand is why things like MyFreeCams & the like undergo less scrutiny on these matters than, say, Steam.
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I didn't mean to come across as having sounded the alarm, because I didn't. I'm just kind of acknowledging & lamenting the pattern.
What I don't understand is why things like MyFreeCams & the like undergo less scrutiny on these matters than, say, Steam.
What I don't understand is why things like MyFreeCams & the like undergo less scrutiny on these matters than, say, Steam.
I have such a difficult time finding a card for the occasion.
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I have such a difficult time finding a card for the occasion.
Is it in all caps because the legal scholars screamed it at him?
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Is it in all caps because the legal scholars screamed it at him?
Pretty sure it’s the Amazing Johnathan.
November 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Pretty sure it’s the Amazing Johnathan.
Outrageous to see it cited in this way.
I inherited a copy of the Leuchter Report and it is disgusting.
I inherited a copy of the Leuchter Report and it is disgusting.
November 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Outrageous to see it cited in this way.
I inherited a copy of the Leuchter Report and it is disgusting.
I inherited a copy of the Leuchter Report and it is disgusting.
The part that baffles me most is that Epstein didn’t employ redundant deadman switches.
The second he was locked up, or stopped breathing, the switches should have triggered and shed light on everything and everyone who was in on it with him.
Did he have no sense of self-preservation?
The second he was locked up, or stopped breathing, the switches should have triggered and shed light on everything and everyone who was in on it with him.
Did he have no sense of self-preservation?
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The part that baffles me most is that Epstein didn’t employ redundant deadman switches.
The second he was locked up, or stopped breathing, the switches should have triggered and shed light on everything and everyone who was in on it with him.
Did he have no sense of self-preservation?
The second he was locked up, or stopped breathing, the switches should have triggered and shed light on everything and everyone who was in on it with him.
Did he have no sense of self-preservation?
Sounded like fighting words to me.
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Sounded like fighting words to me.
I miss the LJ method of being able to determine, on a per-post-basis, who, if anyone, could see your entry.
Everything after LiveJournal was a mistake.
Everything after LiveJournal was a mistake.
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I miss the LJ method of being able to determine, on a per-post-basis, who, if anyone, could see your entry.
Everything after LiveJournal was a mistake.
Everything after LiveJournal was a mistake.
Pigeons are frequently guilty of staging a coo.
November 18, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Pigeons are frequently guilty of staging a coo.
I just see an orange Grimace.
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I just see an orange Grimace.
An upside down pineapple was then a symbol of wealth & status, before being appropriated by hip degenerates.
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
An upside down pineapple was then a symbol of wealth & status, before being appropriated by hip degenerates.
Stochastic terrorists’ll stochastic terrorize.
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Stochastic terrorists’ll stochastic terrorize.
It's a bit I like to do on stage, but it suffers a tad from the limit of 300 characters here on BlueSky.
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 AM
It's a bit I like to do on stage, but it suffers a tad from the limit of 300 characters here on BlueSky.
Pseudo-science nuts in my family would suggest getting on all fours, sticking out your tongue & roaring like a lion. Then, when side-eyed, they'd whip out identical volumes of well-worn reflexology manuals they'd all been consulting for years.
Not a one is in good health, but you can still try!
Not a one is in good health, but you can still try!
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Pseudo-science nuts in my family would suggest getting on all fours, sticking out your tongue & roaring like a lion. Then, when side-eyed, they'd whip out identical volumes of well-worn reflexology manuals they'd all been consulting for years.
Not a one is in good health, but you can still try!
Not a one is in good health, but you can still try!
I had an astrological reading where I was warned to stop seeing my weekly psychic because it's fraudulent & "stars are the lone way to divine the future".
Wounded & angry, I drove to my psychic's parlor & demanded an explanation.
Imagine my surprise when it turned out the *astrologer* was lying.
Wounded & angry, I drove to my psychic's parlor & demanded an explanation.
Imagine my surprise when it turned out the *astrologer* was lying.
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I had an astrological reading where I was warned to stop seeing my weekly psychic because it's fraudulent & "stars are the lone way to divine the future".
Wounded & angry, I drove to my psychic's parlor & demanded an explanation.
Imagine my surprise when it turned out the *astrologer* was lying.
Wounded & angry, I drove to my psychic's parlor & demanded an explanation.
Imagine my surprise when it turned out the *astrologer* was lying.
Pro tip: Repurpose Halloween tombstone decorations as Tiny Tim’s grave in a tasteful addition to your Christmas decor. Sad lil crutch optional.
Upcycle with the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
Upcycle with the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Pro tip: Repurpose Halloween tombstone decorations as Tiny Tim’s grave in a tasteful addition to your Christmas decor. Sad lil crutch optional.
Upcycle with the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
Upcycle with the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
Y’all are more hardcore than I am. The macaroni isn’t too hard, but cheese takes ages!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Y’all are more hardcore than I am. The macaroni isn’t too hard, but cheese takes ages!
Even my happiest days feature ideation. So far, it’s a staring contest I’ve managed to win.
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Even my happiest days feature ideation. So far, it’s a staring contest I’ve managed to win.
I contributed to his pack PAC.
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I contributed to his pack PAC.
We're celebratin' from Cuoast to Cuoast.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
We're celebratin' from Cuoast to Cuoast.
High five, everyone!
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
High five, everyone!
It's important to develop a taste for it.
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It's important to develop a taste for it.
At a glance I'd guess it was margarine. But the proof is, as they say, in the tasting.
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
At a glance I'd guess it was margarine. But the proof is, as they say, in the tasting.