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Janet Reno's Spirit Animal
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•Lvl 42 xennial •Cult-Escapee •Too easy to charm •Progressive •Routine Donor of blood (my own) •Less than mid tbh •Fledglin’ Standup •LiveJournal Refugee •he/himbo •fell through the cracks •don’t know how to climb back out •oh no •send help
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I was born and raised in a white nationalist cult. I escaped as a runaway teen in the 90s.

I’m back, unearthing pieces and putting them together to better understand my shameful heritage and the far-right in general.

If you have any information about Christian Identity, please reach out.
That one time I found hate memorabilia while cleaning out my grandfather’s office.

Just kidding. It was more than one time. That’s what this entire account is about.

#AryanNations, #Vexillology, #nationalism, #ChristianIdentity
October 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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I inherited an autographed copy of The Anita Bryant Story, as well a deranged clipping from one of her simps.

Her pie to the face was my second favorite day of her life.
October 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The right wing has only existed as a way to launder evil into public consciousness for longer than I have been alive, and I'm gettin' old as fuck.

"We're more nazi than the nazis"
tinyurl.com/ButMoreso

Fuck the Nouveau Reich.
October 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Turns out the Trump Administration is just a Nixon/Reagan tribute album.
October 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
My favorite witch was also my earliest antifa role-model.
October 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Watching Blood in the Face, a doc on the far-right between The Order & Ruby Ridge. Mostly set in Michigan, with help from @mmflint.bsky.social. But at 27 minutes in, I believe I see a young pastor Pete Peters championing bigotry?

tinyurl.com/ScipturesFor...
October 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Donald Trump is the third republican president in a row whose signature is bush.
September 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Halloween 1983, my cousin and I go as Raggedies Ann & Andy. Auntie takes a different approach, and goes full blackface for the occasion.
September 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Fascists are like lil liberty piñatas. When you smack em hard enough, Freedom falls out.
September 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Who here wants to join the #ReaganPosse?

Padded cells for everyone.
June 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The hidden closet behind the bookshelf in the office of my white nationalist grandfather. He commissioned the closet to hide weapons & money from the federal government.

After many decades, you’ll be shocked to learn the feds never arrived.

#RedSkelton, #guns, #weapons #ChristianIdentity, #DIWhy
May 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
This scholastic book fair sucks!

Just kidding. These are a few books from my Christian Identity family library.
May 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The family’s copy of the debunked Holocaust denying Leuchter Report, plus a bonus sermon on the matter by Ben Williams.
May 4, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Chuck Schumer looks like a baby back in the 10/93 edition of American Rifleman

#schumer, #reno, #clinton, #guns, #90s, #hashtags
May 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Was this 1983 Aryan Nations conference successful? Did anyone hook up? Did they avoid the social faux pas of wearing the same dumbfuck outfit to their gathering, unlike their Klansmen cousins?
May 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Found this 45 year old Christian Bill of Rights in the nightmare office I collect these materials from.

Amendments 9 & 10 do not seem to reconcile.

Speaking of amendments, what was the text in this bill of rights before the amendments? It looks to be all amendments?

Anyway, fuck Jerry Falwell.
May 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
VHSs from Pete Peters’ Scriptures for America. I’m so curious to look at them, but I’m afraid they’d be destroyed if I tried.

Peters was a Christian Identity preacher operating out of Laporte at just the right time to cause me a whole lotta cascading grief.

#ChristianIdentity #himbo
April 22, 2025 at 10:38 AM
1992’s Rocky Mountain Rendezvous did for “leaderless resistance” & militant networking what the NAGR did for “confrontational politics”. Weaponized notions-turned doctrine by frenzied chimps.

Can’t call it a cult if it’s “leaderless”.

Stochastic terrorists gonna stochastic terrorize.

#NAGR
April 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I wrote a joke years back, and now’s it’s time to shine:

At a gender reveal party, pink smoke means it’s a girl. Blue smoke means it’s a boy. And white smoke means that your baby has been elected the new pope!
Pope Francis, the Catholic Church’s first Latin American pontiff, has died. He was 88.

Follow live updates: apnews.com/live/pope-fr...
April 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I’ve been writing a lot of standup. I’ve been writing songs. I’ve been writing a screenplay. I’ve been writing a book.

The trial date for my PI case has been set. I’ve been in touch with folks about my family’s ties to extremists.

Life feel less static & stagnant than it has in years. Maybe it is.
March 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I was forcefully baptized in 6th grade for asking the school chaplain if God’s forgiveness might ever apply to his fallen angels.

Bawling and coughing up water after nearly being drowned for, I suppose, heresy, & I never got an answer.

Now I want to author a story about a celestial peace broker.
March 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Due to being raised in an anti-science crowd during the confluence of Wakefield & the Satanic Panic (new band name), my family didn’t believe in vaccines, & forged my records.

In 2022 I tell my doctor about all of this, & she immediately orders antibody tests so we could identify and fill the gaps.
March 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
More Bo Gritz bullshit.
February 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The literature I was raised on. Antisemitic propaganda from Liz Dilling, Christian Identity cult nonsense from Mohr, and all the swastikas a growing boy could eat.

Send help.
February 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM