"I finna be in the pit" type shit

Ahhhh America

I hear we're movin ova here now?

My coworker called my eyes pretty and after prolonged eye contact trying to figure out what colors they are she said I should make eye contact more often cause they're like a super power and I just

I drew a cat with a cowboy hat on on one of my coworkers whiteboards and now she's requesting i draw a new one every week but it's wearing different outfits each time. I need ideas.

So far I've got: astronaut, cowboy, alien, wizard