Wild how KoKonut Kamala has shaped the way I see the coconut emoji, cause I see that in a username I'ma assume you're a dumbass

Ahhhh America

I hear we're movin ova here now?

My coworker called my eyes pretty and after prolonged eye contact trying to figure out what colors they are she said I should make eye contact more often cause they're like a super power and I just

Wild to me that people still have the audacity to cough unmasked on public transit

I hope we never get rid of the floppy disk as a symbol for "saving". Legends never die.

I drew a cat with a cowboy hat on on one of my coworkers whiteboards and now she's requesting i draw a new one every week but it's wearing different outfits each time. I need ideas.

So far I've got: astronaut, cowboy, alien, wizard

I have a suspicion this place won't be as horny as Twitter

I'm a cool kid now