Estrogen might make me too powerful tbh

Wore a women’s swimsuit for the first time yesterday.
(Someone broke glass in the pool, so I didn’t get to swim 😭)

Shout-out this movie. Not because it was good, but because the gender envy I felt walking by this poster at the theater I worked at five days a week sped up my egg cracking by like two years.

They may call me a Win Margin Merchant, but I call them broke.