Melissa
@highwaytomel.bsky.social
Free-falling down the good-guy-to-bad-bitch pipeline 🏳️⚧️
I love movies, sports & playing Pokémon cards
I love movies, sports & playing Pokémon cards
Was on a cruise last week & fumbled a baddie so bad that I think it changed me fundamentally as a person.
March 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Was on a cruise last week & fumbled a baddie so bad that I think it changed me fundamentally as a person.
Just finished Cobra Kai. Officially my favorite show of all-time. This is my Sopranos.
February 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Just finished Cobra Kai. Officially my favorite show of all-time. This is my Sopranos.
Myles Garrett wants out. Guess I’ll be sleeping on the highway.
February 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Myles Garrett wants out. Guess I’ll be sleeping on the highway.
Estrogen might make me too powerful tbh
January 3, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Estrogen might make me too powerful tbh
Wore a women’s swimsuit for the first time yesterday.
(Someone broke glass in the pool, so I didn’t get to swim 😭)
(Someone broke glass in the pool, so I didn’t get to swim 😭)
December 15, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Wore a women’s swimsuit for the first time yesterday.
(Someone broke glass in the pool, so I didn’t get to swim 😭)
(Someone broke glass in the pool, so I didn’t get to swim 😭)
Gonna launch a music career solely to meet Sabrina Carpenter
December 7, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Gonna launch a music career solely to meet Sabrina Carpenter
The best part about being trans is that I can make friends without worrying about finding out they voted for Trump.
December 2, 2024 at 3:43 AM
The best part about being trans is that I can make friends without worrying about finding out they voted for Trump.
I am become trash, the destroyer of floors.
(I’m a movie theater manager cleaning up after Moana & Wicked shows)
(I’m a movie theater manager cleaning up after Moana & Wicked shows)
December 2, 2024 at 2:07 AM
I am become trash, the destroyer of floors.
(I’m a movie theater manager cleaning up after Moana & Wicked shows)
(I’m a movie theater manager cleaning up after Moana & Wicked shows)
Constantly fighting the burning desire to attempt to become friends with every cute girl I see. Like, I’m not trying to flirt (okay sometimes I am), I just want to giggle & go shopping & get our nails done & just be one of the girls 😭
November 30, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Constantly fighting the burning desire to attempt to become friends with every cute girl I see. Like, I’m not trying to flirt (okay sometimes I am), I just want to giggle & go shopping & get our nails done & just be one of the girls 😭
Shout-out this movie. Not because it was good, but because the gender envy I felt walking by this poster at the theater I worked at five days a week sped up my egg cracking by like two years.
November 30, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Shout-out this movie. Not because it was good, but because the gender envy I felt walking by this poster at the theater I worked at five days a week sped up my egg cracking by like two years.
Pounding sloppy joes at 1am
November 28, 2024 at 6:17 AM
Pounding sloppy joes at 1am
They may call me a Win Margin Merchant, but I call them broke.
November 23, 2024 at 3:47 AM
They may call me a Win Margin Merchant, but I call them broke.
I need Kevin Stefanski to make it to next season 🙏😩
November 22, 2024 at 3:52 AM
I need Kevin Stefanski to make it to next season 🙏😩
It’s payday, which means I get to make an egregious amount of absolutely ludicrous parlays tonight!! #OnlyHaveToHitOne
November 21, 2024 at 4:52 PM
It’s payday, which means I get to make an egregious amount of absolutely ludicrous parlays tonight!! #OnlyHaveToHitOne
Heck yeah. Fun fact: The Bad Guys is what finally cracked my egg 😅😂🤪
First poster for ‘THE BAD GUYS 2’
In theaters on August 2, 2025.
In theaters on August 2, 2025.
November 21, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Heck yeah. Fun fact: The Bad Guys is what finally cracked my egg 😅😂🤪
Action TV Show Start Without the Protagonist Having Their Loved Ones Die Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
November 20, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Action TV Show Start Without the Protagonist Having Their Loved Ones Die Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
Transitioning from dad rock to girly pop
November 18, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Transitioning from dad rock to girly pop
As someone who has been meandering their way through confirming their trans identity, I think Sabrina Carpenter is gonna be what finally does it. The amount of gender envy I feel just looking at her is insane. Love her so much.
November 18, 2024 at 1:22 AM
As someone who has been meandering their way through confirming their trans identity, I think Sabrina Carpenter is gonna be what finally does it. The amount of gender envy I feel just looking at her is insane. Love her so much.
Pump Cobra Kai Season 6 Episodes 9 & 10 directly into my veins.
November 18, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Pump Cobra Kai Season 6 Episodes 9 & 10 directly into my veins.