My hometown, we've been known to speak like this

Also! Our current president was hired by our trustees because they gutted their previous schools liberal arts department to turn the school into essentially a real estate firm with an engineering department

My school spends millions on consultants for each department just for them to say we need to be "responsive to market demands". This just means everything has to be geared to building more dorms and spending 10 million on a coach for a shitty football team

Ryan rules and all of his stuff is fantastic

NYC love him

Mother fucking people in Venezuela just want to go about their days too without being blown the fuck up for no reason

I married a pastors kid so now we go to church nye. Im not religious, but it's def better than being the sober guy at the party

Do they think this changes their genes if they somehow stumble into having a kid?

tapping the sign

Same! Its been miserable

I just stocked up on these cut nails from the only place in the US that still makes them
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Big Dom and Sirianni

Does a sausage wrapped in a pretzel count? Philly has those covered

Looks like the turkey cooked in lean

When I met my wife, she had a bat with a sock on it in her apartment. She learned of it from tik tok