The Hidden Zoo
LightNews LightNews
banner
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
The Hidden Zoo
@hiddenzoo.bsky.social
400 followers 470 following 1.8K posts
One of the hosts of a comedy cryptozoology podcast that is on indefinite hiatus. Once upon a time, we made fun of cryptids every week or so.
Posts Replies Media Videos
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
Gavin Newsom, pictured here at age 36
The Boy Mayor of Second Life from the YouTube series Monster Factory. He is an extremely ugly little man wearing a suit and tie with a combat boot affixed sideways to the back of his head.
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
Definitely gonna get my political opinions from Dude With Stock Photo Of Woman Eating Salad Face
Just some dumb racist white guy with a stupid smile
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONE FUCKIN SECOND YOU PIECE OF SHIT

ONE SECOND
Kash Patel with his normal look on his face, which is to say that he looks like he just walked in on his grandparents having riotous anal sex
October 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
You cannot convince me that these 4 aren't the same guy in slightly different disguises.
9 Young Republicans with their Nazi quotes. Five of them are circled because they look suspiciously alike.
October 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
I think my favorite part is this man named "Bowie." This man, the least knife-like man possible, named "Bowie."
Two extremely white Texans sitting in extremely white room
September 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
He can only get off when someone is waving a red cloth.
A Nazi banner, red with a swastika in the middle.
September 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
This sounds so dynamic and exciting. I've always wanted to interact with a fence
Gameplay In Everybody's Gone to the Rapture, the player explores a small English village whose inhabitants have mysteriously disappeared. The player can interact with floating lights throughout the world, most of which can reveal parts of the story. The player can interact with objects such as doors, radios, phones, fences, and power switches.[4]
September 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
And also
Crassius Curio from Morrowind
August 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
The Kool Ade Man busting through a wall except he has Julius Goat's avatar for a face. He is saying "Oh yeah" and superimposed with the text "Because they like Trump and want him to rule us like a king"
July 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
I guess she didn't hear
Headline from The Onion: "Drugs Win Drug War"
July 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
Post an unusual sign if you feel like it
June 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
FFS. People on all sides cheered on the dead CEO, and every leftist I've seen has gotten pissed about people glorifying the murder of those Israeli Embassy workers.
Screencap of the article that says "It’s part of a far-left online ecosystem that has proliferated in recent years, experts say. Some of the groups behind the accounts express contempt for peaceful resistance and glorify acts of violence — and even murders, like those of the UnitedHealthcare CEO and two Israeli Embassy staffers."
June 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
Update 2: Autographed pictures! I love that they hate Jeff so much they don't even include him in the photos. They'll put in Trapper's ghost but not the Wood Elf Pissmancer!
Two autographed photos of the AIMS team, both lacking Jeff.
June 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
Computer game box art for Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards
April 23, 2025 at 8:07 AM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
My left shoulder piece
A should tattoo of a basic mandala surrounding the prime magic symbol from Mage: The Ascension, with the symbols of the 8 other spheres around it.
April 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
Sean Kelleher posts on BlueSky: "Bluesky needs more ideological diversity, a thread: 1/8: I think the question of why commentators like Matt Yglesias, Lakshya Jain, Noah Smith, Nate Silver and Richard Hanania don't post more, or at all on Bluesky is important. This would be a better platform if they did."
April 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
A picture of Beast from the X-Men with the words "HANK TOUGH" on it.
April 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
Clickhole headline that reads "Heartbreaking: The worst person you know just made a great point"
April 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
That worthless dumbass Nancy Pelosi kneeling in a kente cloth for some reason while other Democratic dumbasses do the same behind her.
March 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
I just saw this and feel like it also encapsulates the problem pretty well.
Screencap of a tweet from kowaanisquatsi heckler. It reads "The last decade has been the Democrats clinging to the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over
February 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
This is one of the dumbest and most insipid fucking things I have ever heard. Fuck off, Warnock
A lady posting some real dumb shit. "Rev. Dr. Raphael Warnock (U.S. Sen-GA), speaking at Washington National Cathedral today for their HBCU Worship Service: "DEI is the Latin word for GOD. So, in that case, any of us who work for God, are DEI hires!" Good point!" This woman is obviously very dumb.
February 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
This is one of those times where this doesn't actually feel like inappropriate hyperbole.
A quote from George Orwell's 1984: "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
January 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
January 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
Congratulations to @jamieloftus.bsky.social and only her on this staggering achievement
AV Club headline that reads "American Dialect Society once again chooses chaos, names 'rawdog' 2024 word of the year. There is a picture of an adorable brown and tan pug or some other smooshy faced dog breed to the left of the headline.
January 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
hiddenzoo.bsky.social
I got one of those!
December 30, 2024 at 9:56 PM