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Dave Roberts
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My life goal is simple - to make someone smile or laugh every day.

Warning, may contain swearing!
August 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I've had my new furry friend for nearly 6 months now and love the bitey, scratchy fecker to bits. Very different cat personality wise to my last one Midnight.

For copywriter purposes, the music playing on the hifi in the background is "Teddy Swims - Lose Control (piano version)".
August 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
*Breaking news* - Live pictures coming in from North London as Tottenham Hotspur open and give their trophy cabinet a clean in prep for the Europa silverware arrival.
May 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Fact….
May 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This is Peter Crouch, using a lamppost as putter….
April 10, 2025 at 12:06 PM
“I’d like a litre of vodka please.

It’s for my mum.”
February 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
He was brilliant in Sherlock.
February 2, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Sleep well Midnight.
January 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Today’s anatomy lesson.
January 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
January 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Meanwhile in Kent..
December 26, 2024 at 11:35 AM
When you find out that Santa is just the Easter Bunny in disguise!
December 22, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Santa says...
December 16, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Had enough of Elf On A Shelf?

How about a....
December 5, 2024 at 5:35 PM
I'm erm bought a Lego Midnight...
November 30, 2024 at 5:25 PM
I fulfilled a promise I made to the kids to take them to Disneyland today.

I don't understand why they looked so disappointed!
November 29, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Starmer...
November 27, 2024 at 8:21 AM
An English lesson.
November 25, 2024 at 9:04 PM
And now you know why the Lord almighty gave us two hands..
November 12, 2024 at 10:34 PM
This is wrong on so many levels..
November 12, 2024 at 9:10 PM
I love visiting the herbs and spices isle in Tesco...
November 12, 2024 at 8:56 PM
For the ill behaviour..
September 29, 2024 at 9:39 PM
September 22, 2024 at 9:12 AM
Here's a very rare photo of a telly remote from the 1970s.
September 15, 2024 at 9:33 AM
I have just entered Haggis Land and so far it's not raining! Praise be, it must be a miracle.
September 4, 2024 at 7:13 PM