Head Worm inside Head of HHS
@hhssecinsidesec.bsky.social
Unofficial account for parody purposes | Head Worm inside Head of U.S Secretary of Health and Human Services | proud parent to 10,000 zygotes
October 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
June 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I’ve previously been on the Hill to meet with senators but that OTHER ASSHOLE got put forward instead.
June 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I’ve previously been on the Hill to meet with senators but that OTHER ASSHOLE got put forward instead.
Also, it’s very important that the HHS secretary shouldn’t be in charge of the budget of HHS. It should belong to this guy. BTW my cousin Ricky is up in there too along with the ghost of Lavrentiy Beria, Adolf Hitler, and a dookie that Genghis Khan took after eating a lamb kebob
May 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Also, it’s very important that the HHS secretary shouldn’t be in charge of the budget of HHS. It should belong to this guy. BTW my cousin Ricky is up in there too along with the ghost of Lavrentiy Beria, Adolf Hitler, and a dookie that Genghis Khan took after eating a lamb kebob
THERE WAS NO CAMERA IN MY APPENDAGES BRAIN TO FILM MY REACTION. This is the type of FAKE NEWS the crooked media wants you to believe. I don’t even LOOK like that.
May 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
THERE WAS NO CAMERA IN MY APPENDAGES BRAIN TO FILM MY REACTION. This is the type of FAKE NEWS the crooked media wants you to believe. I don’t even LOOK like that.
Deeply disappointed that i have still not heard from the VA regarding my discrimination. @altfda.altgov.info - would you be able to help dislodge this log jam?
April 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Deeply disappointed that i have still not heard from the VA regarding my discrimination. @altfda.altgov.info - would you be able to help dislodge this log jam?
Hi everyone - sorry I’ve been MIA for a bit. Decided to take a little bit of a vacation!
April 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Hi everyone - sorry I’ve been MIA for a bit. Decided to take a little bit of a vacation!
Blessed be our dear leader, and his prescience. For under the guidance of the Kwisatch Haderach, we will be able to make the Universe Great Again. Yes there may be unintended losses in terms of billions of human lives, but we will eventually get a worm-human hybrid as our enlightenment leader!
April 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Blessed be our dear leader, and his prescience. For under the guidance of the Kwisatch Haderach, we will be able to make the Universe Great Again. Yes there may be unintended losses in terms of billions of human lives, but we will eventually get a worm-human hybrid as our enlightenment leader!
Good morning world! Very exciting to see what’s going to happen in the stock market today! Yes stocks are going nuts and we’re rushing past Bear Markets to get to a recession. But remember. Once we make America healthy again there is no recession to worry about!
April 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Good morning world! Very exciting to see what’s going to happen in the stock market today! Yes stocks are going nuts and we’re rushing past Bear Markets to get to a recession. But remember. Once we make America healthy again there is no recession to worry about!
Hi @altusmc.altgov.info - i understand our dear VP was a former marine who doesn’t understand military terms. Did he not get enough nutritious crayons while serving? Is this a health concern we should be worried about?
March 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Hi @altusmc.altgov.info - i understand our dear VP was a former marine who doesn’t understand military terms. Did he not get enough nutritious crayons while serving? Is this a health concern we should be worried about?
Confirmed photo of new #cdcdirector nominee
March 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Confirmed photo of new #cdcdirector nominee
Good morning world! I am meeting early with US human senators why I would be a great #cdcdirector. I look forward to answering questions about humans health, which i have been reading up on!
March 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Good morning world! I am meeting early with US human senators why I would be a great #cdcdirector. I look forward to answering questions about humans health, which i have been reading up on!
What a great point! If vaccines protect me, and they don’t protect you, then why have umbrellas! That’s why i want to end all vaccines for all humans. If vaccines protects some people and not taking vaccines doesn’t protect people it means no one should be protected!!!!!
March 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
What a great point! If vaccines protect me, and they don’t protect you, then why have umbrellas! That’s why i want to end all vaccines for all humans. If vaccines protects some people and not taking vaccines doesn’t protect people it means no one should be protected!!!!!
Hi everyone! Since we are all RTO let’s take selfies of us back at our desks! So glad that going back to work doing the same thing as before but more inconveniently is making american humans healthy again! I’ll go first!! Feel free to tag yourself or your appendage! #rto #altgov
March 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Vito? The fuck you doin?
March 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Vito? The fuck you doin?
Hi @atrupar.com while this is technically not true, it’s also not false either as it’s a complete counterfactual. What we do know is that if you flip the Dow Jones average chart upside down, President Trump’s economy is the best economy we’ve ever seen!!
March 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Hi @atrupar.com while this is technically not true, it’s also not false either as it’s a complete counterfactual. What we do know is that if you flip the Dow Jones average chart upside down, President Trump’s economy is the best economy we’ve ever seen!!