I prefer my wording.
February 16, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I prefer my wording.
I’ll just take a slice of the honey oat.
February 14, 2026 at 10:51 AM
I’ll just take a slice of the honey oat.
Got anything stronger than coffee?
February 14, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Got anything stronger than coffee?
Make Chang do it.
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Make Chang do it.
I told seventeen people to hydrate today. Feeling a bit parched myself now.
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I told seventeen people to hydrate today. Feeling a bit parched myself now.
Fuck off, Chang.
February 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Fuck off, Chang.
I’m a medical professional, Chang. I know how sleep works.
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I’m a medical professional, Chang. I know how sleep works.
I’ll have my usual.
February 3, 2026 at 8:07 AM
I’ll have my usual.
“Ways.” That’s oddly unspecific.
February 3, 2026 at 8:03 AM
“Ways.” That’s oddly unspecific.
Yeah, stop doing that.
January 30, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Yeah, stop doing that.
Then it’s not broken. Probably. Ice it for 20 minutes, rest it, and stop doing whatever idiotic thing you did to injure it in the first place.
January 30, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Then it’s not broken. Probably. Ice it for 20 minutes, rest it, and stop doing whatever idiotic thing you did to injure it in the first place.
Can you move it?
January 30, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Can you move it?
That’s usually what “open” means, yes.
January 11, 2026 at 4:09 PM
That’s usually what “open” means, yes.
Medical bay’s open. Come in whenever.
January 11, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Medical bay’s open. Come in whenever.
Don’t make me repeat myself. I do it enough at work.
January 6, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Don’t make me repeat myself. I do it enough at work.
Well, it’s not like we have better options.
January 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Well, it’s not like we have better options.
It’s not my fault I know what I like.
January 6, 2026 at 8:11 PM
It’s not my fault I know what I like.
Bernadette, I’m a nurse, not a parrot.
January 4, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Bernadette, I’m a nurse, not a parrot.
How bad is the cut?
January 4, 2026 at 7:02 PM
How bad is the cut?