Attention all crew and passengers: If you’re feeling under the weather, please come to medical bay. Don’t wait until you’re actively dying to ask for help.

@bethchen, mind if I head to Phia’s a bit early today?

@phia Impressive that you’ve kept the bar stocked through this stretch.

Attention all crew and passengers: Medical bay inventory in two hours. If you’ve been hoarding bandages or pain meds in your quarters, now’s the time to return them. No questions asked.

@phia I don’t suppose I could hit you up for an after-work drink?

Attention all crew and passengers: Please stop hoarding bandages in your quarters, or we’ll have to start charging for them.

So @ifer, you planning on making the next jump, or should we start a betting pool?

@phia, you open tonight?

@phia Next round is on @ifer.

Attention all crew and passengers: No, there are no positive side effects to getting an extra booster either. What is wrong with you all? Just get one!

Attention all crew and passengers: No, there are no negative side effects to getting an extra booster for Lukou.

Attention all crew and passengers: Yes, we’re still offering the Lukou vaccination schedule; no, I’m not checking if the vaccines you got as a kid still count. Let’s just say they don’t. If you want off, get the booster.

@phia I’ve had a day. My stool better not be occupied.

I feel like I’m doing squats just walking down the accessway.