Heather Laura Clarke
@hfxheather.bsky.social
Marketing manager by day, aspiring novelist by dawn. Proud member of the #5amWritersClub. Lover of sewing, tea, and clacky pink keyboards. She/Her.
Parenting is a riot honestly 10/10 😂
December 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Parenting is a riot honestly 10/10 😂
Writing out Christmas cards and pretending I’m Taylor Swift writing out bonus cards in Episode 2.
December 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Writing out Christmas cards and pretending I’m Taylor Swift writing out bonus cards in Episode 2.
Reposted by Heather Laura Clarke
watching the Eras Tour doc
and wishing there was a doc just on the stage
like a How it's Made
and wishing there was a doc just on the stage
like a How it's Made
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
watching the Eras Tour doc
and wishing there was a doc just on the stage
like a How it's Made
and wishing there was a doc just on the stage
like a How it's Made
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Taylor Swift ✨
Avril Lavigne x 3
Hilary Duff x 2
Backstreet Boys
Spice Girls
Taylor Swift ✨
Avril Lavigne x 3
Hilary Duff x 2
Backstreet Boys
Spice Girls
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Tragically Hip
Green Day
Smashing Pumpkins
B.B. King
Ivana Santilli
Tragically Hip
Green Day
Smashing Pumpkins
B.B. King
Ivana Santilli
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Dropkick Murphys
Elvis Costello
Foo Fighters
Circle Jerks
NOFX
Dropkick Murphys
Elvis Costello
Foo Fighters
Circle Jerks
NOFX
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Taylor Swift ✨
Avril Lavigne x 3
Hilary Duff x 2
Backstreet Boys
Spice Girls
Taylor Swift ✨
Avril Lavigne x 3
Hilary Duff x 2
Backstreet Boys
Spice Girls
I made this ornament in 2021. Four years later, shit is even MORE expensive. 🥴
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I made this ornament in 2021. Four years later, shit is even MORE expensive. 🥴
At least they aren’t calling them “fun-sized” Snickers anymore.
There is nothing fun about a Snickers the size of your thumbnail.
There is nothing fun about a Snickers the size of your thumbnail.
a man is holding a magnifying glass in front of his face while a woman looks on .
ALT: a man is holding a magnifying glass in front of his face while a woman looks on .
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November 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
At least they aren’t calling them “fun-sized” Snickers anymore.
There is nothing fun about a Snickers the size of your thumbnail.
There is nothing fun about a Snickers the size of your thumbnail.
A teenaged trick-or-treater just said “Your stairs almost killed me. I’m suing you.” 🥴
October 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
A teenaged trick-or-treater just said “Your stairs almost killed me. I’m suing you.” 🥴
The local youths are appreciating my 6/7 pumpkin. 🎃 👏 Lots of little squeals of “Six sevennnnnn!”
October 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The local youths are appreciating my 6/7 pumpkin. 🎃 👏 Lots of little squeals of “Six sevennnnnn!”
The Internet is not Internet-ing today, and it’s very frustrating as a person who works on the internet.
AWS, you’ve had a fine time ruining everything.
AWS, you’ve had a fine time ruining everything.
a cartoon character says " what the hell happened " while holding a purple mask
ALT: a cartoon character says " what the hell happened " while holding a purple mask
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October 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The Internet is not Internet-ing today, and it’s very frustrating as a person who works on the internet.
AWS, you’ve had a fine time ruining everything.
AWS, you’ve had a fine time ruining everything.
Exactly what I say when I see these truck signs. Yes, please!
October 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Exactly what I say when I see these truck signs. Yes, please!
Part of my job involves sales.
I just woke up from a nightmare where I was giving a video-call demo in a bathrobe (with nothing underneath) and it kept opening.
I couldn’t open my deck.
I had accidentally shared my entire screen.
… and the potential client was somehow IN THE ROOM with me.
I just woke up from a nightmare where I was giving a video-call demo in a bathrobe (with nothing underneath) and it kept opening.
I couldn’t open my deck.
I had accidentally shared my entire screen.
… and the potential client was somehow IN THE ROOM with me.
a woman is sleeping on a bed with a bbc america logo
ALT: a woman is sleeping on a bed with a bbc america logo
media.tenor.com
October 12, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Part of my job involves sales.
I just woke up from a nightmare where I was giving a video-call demo in a bathrobe (with nothing underneath) and it kept opening.
I couldn’t open my deck.
I had accidentally shared my entire screen.
… and the potential client was somehow IN THE ROOM with me.
I just woke up from a nightmare where I was giving a video-call demo in a bathrobe (with nothing underneath) and it kept opening.
I couldn’t open my deck.
I had accidentally shared my entire screen.
… and the potential client was somehow IN THE ROOM with me.
I thought it was illegal not to wear a bike helmet, but maybe that was just a lie I believed, and then passed along to my kids?
It seems every motorcyclist I see is not wearing a helmet these days and it shocks me.
It seems every motorcyclist I see is not wearing a helmet these days and it shocks me.
September 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I thought it was illegal not to wear a bike helmet, but maybe that was just a lie I believed, and then passed along to my kids?
It seems every motorcyclist I see is not wearing a helmet these days and it shocks me.
It seems every motorcyclist I see is not wearing a helmet these days and it shocks me.
7 a.m. video meeting with people who are 11 hours ahead, fun fun fun fun fun 🙃 🥱
a woman in a pink suit is sitting at a desk with a stack of papers in front of her
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September 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
7 a.m. video meeting with people who are 11 hours ahead, fun fun fun fun fun 🙃 🥱
Sports people, are the Savannah Bananas 🍌 a real #baseball team?
If they’re real, I might … like a sports team?
If they’re real, I might … like a sports team?
a woman in a red sequined dress is sitting in a chair on a tv show called the voice
ALT: a woman in a red sequined dress is sitting in a chair on a tv show called the voice
media.tenor.com
September 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Sports people, are the Savannah Bananas 🍌 a real #baseball team?
If they’re real, I might … like a sports team?
If they’re real, I might … like a sports team?
The mornings are dark again, and a part of my soul has been restored. 🍂
Calm, dark, quiet.
The very best time of day.
Calm, dark, quiet.
The very best time of day.
August 27, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The mornings are dark again, and a part of my soul has been restored. 🍂
Calm, dark, quiet.
The very best time of day.
Calm, dark, quiet.
The very best time of day.
There will never be a cuter kite-flying event in Truro, ever. 🪁
August 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
There will never be a cuter kite-flying event in Truro, ever. 🪁
Saturday morning to-do list, apparently. 🪴 Forty-five other items, seriously?!
August 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Saturday morning to-do list, apparently. 🪴 Forty-five other items, seriously?!
Wearing orange ❤️🔥 and cat’s eye eyeliner ❤️🔥 and fully prepared to talk about Taylor Swift ❤️🔥 in every corporate meeting ❤️🔥 because eeeeeeeeeek NEW ALBUM! #TSTheLifeOfAShowgirl
a woman sitting in a chair with a red button that says the voice on it
ALT: a woman sitting in a chair with a red button that says the voice on it
media.tenor.com
August 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Wearing orange ❤️🔥 and cat’s eye eyeliner ❤️🔥 and fully prepared to talk about Taylor Swift ❤️🔥 in every corporate meeting ❤️🔥 because eeeeeeeeeek NEW ALBUM! #TSTheLifeOfAShowgirl
Indoor hobbies like sewing are never affected by bans. 🧵🪡
cue Anne Murray
If you go down in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today
You'd better go in disguise!
If you go down in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today
You'd better go in disguise!
August 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Indoor hobbies like sewing are never affected by bans. 🧵🪡
Stuffy Riders was in the Truro Mall for a while.
It was honestly mayhem, with kids zooming around unattended, squeezing through narrow parts of the hall between kiosks, barely dodging shoppers.
Pretty fun, though. (I hitched a few rides.)
It was honestly mayhem, with kids zooming around unattended, squeezing through narrow parts of the hall between kiosks, barely dodging shoppers.
Pretty fun, though. (I hitched a few rides.)
August 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Stuffy Riders was in the Truro Mall for a while.
It was honestly mayhem, with kids zooming around unattended, squeezing through narrow parts of the hall between kiosks, barely dodging shoppers.
Pretty fun, though. (I hitched a few rides.)
It was honestly mayhem, with kids zooming around unattended, squeezing through narrow parts of the hall between kiosks, barely dodging shoppers.
Pretty fun, though. (I hitched a few rides.)
Made it 25 years, 1 months and 13 days into our relationship before my husband discovered this particular weird quirk.
I don’t like Doritos that aren’t flat.
Potato chips can be curved, bent, wish chips etc. But not Doritos. 🤷🏻♀️
I don’t like Doritos that aren’t flat.
Potato chips can be curved, bent, wish chips etc. But not Doritos. 🤷🏻♀️
a woman wearing a red hat is asking is that weird
ALT: a woman wearing a red hat is asking is that weird
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July 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Made it 25 years, 1 months and 13 days into our relationship before my husband discovered this particular weird quirk.
I don’t like Doritos that aren’t flat.
Potato chips can be curved, bent, wish chips etc. But not Doritos. 🤷🏻♀️
I don’t like Doritos that aren’t flat.
Potato chips can be curved, bent, wish chips etc. But not Doritos. 🤷🏻♀️
My baby boy (15) just got home from a very very very very long (two-week) Cadet training camp.
It’s so sweet to see him delighting in the little things, like private bathrooms and a couch and a computer and no stinky kids in neighbouring bunks.
It’s so sweet to see him delighting in the little things, like private bathrooms and a couch and a computer and no stinky kids in neighbouring bunks.
July 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My baby boy (15) just got home from a very very very very long (two-week) Cadet training camp.
It’s so sweet to see him delighting in the little things, like private bathrooms and a couch and a computer and no stinky kids in neighbouring bunks.
It’s so sweet to see him delighting in the little things, like private bathrooms and a couch and a computer and no stinky kids in neighbouring bunks.
Brought my daughter to Kent yesterday and made the grave error of politely chatting with the cashier while I paid.
I always forget this is not allowed. 🚫
When you’re with a 13-year-old, it’s “so embarrassing” to say anything extra. Cringe. Unforgivable, really. I apologize to all involved.
I always forget this is not allowed. 🚫
When you’re with a 13-year-old, it’s “so embarrassing” to say anything extra. Cringe. Unforgivable, really. I apologize to all involved.
July 16, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Brought my daughter to Kent yesterday and made the grave error of politely chatting with the cashier while I paid.
I always forget this is not allowed. 🚫
When you’re with a 13-year-old, it’s “so embarrassing” to say anything extra. Cringe. Unforgivable, really. I apologize to all involved.
I always forget this is not allowed. 🚫
When you’re with a 13-year-old, it’s “so embarrassing” to say anything extra. Cringe. Unforgivable, really. I apologize to all involved.
You've been kidnapped.
The characters from the last show you watched are coming to save you.
(Sue will save me.)
The characters from the last show you watched are coming to save you.
(Sue will save me.)
June 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You've been kidnapped.
The characters from the last show you watched are coming to save you.
(Sue will save me.)
The characters from the last show you watched are coming to save you.
(Sue will save me.)