My orange little man also loves to sleep in hilarious ways! (And I love taking pictures of it!)

He looks like Lux Luther

No. It says, “don’t be an asshole and take accountability for your own actions.” If that is fundamentally wrong, then I don’t wanna be right

Longest 3 weeks ever…

I’ve never understood locking things up. They come, unlock it, hand it to you, and then leave you to do more shopping. What’s to stop anyone from just shoplifting it from there?

How does she know the context if she didn’t listen to it?

Or we could, and hear me out now, just ally with this other country so we can have a base there. We don’t need to own it.

Someday I’m not going to be a litigator and I’m going to have the most colorful hair!

Retailers. Just like they do every year

So…4?