Chris
@hfjgymhte7.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 / AuDHD / Tired of psycho people ruining things / Super basic bitch
Why do I have this? Because sometimes you want to be around people, but not really.
Posting into the void, without expecting any interaction. But also hi.
📍 Boorloo / Perth, WA 🇦🇺
Why do I have this? Because sometimes you want to be around people, but not really.
Posting into the void, without expecting any interaction. But also hi.
📍 Boorloo / Perth, WA 🇦🇺
Is "salary sacrifice" a no-brainer? Just sign up for it and reap rewards? Or am I missing something?
Work is offering it, seems like a good deal, but I really have no idea.
Work is offering it, seems like a good deal, but I really have no idea.
January 13, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Is "salary sacrifice" a no-brainer? Just sign up for it and reap rewards? Or am I missing something?
Work is offering it, seems like a good deal, but I really have no idea.
Work is offering it, seems like a good deal, but I really have no idea.
Just threw a bunch of money at my car loan & paid it out.
Applications to be my Sugar Daddy are now open.
Applications to be my Sugar Daddy are now open.
January 12, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Just threw a bunch of money at my car loan & paid it out.
Applications to be my Sugar Daddy are now open.
Applications to be my Sugar Daddy are now open.
Weather in my home town today / tomorrow.
Growing up there were some pretty big heatwaves, but nothing that I remember forecasting 45+ degrees C. Plenty of recordings this high (and higher) "in the shade" though.
Pretty sure my mum will still have a doona on.
Growing up there were some pretty big heatwaves, but nothing that I remember forecasting 45+ degrees C. Plenty of recordings this high (and higher) "in the shade" though.
Pretty sure my mum will still have a doona on.
January 8, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Weather in my home town today / tomorrow.
Growing up there were some pretty big heatwaves, but nothing that I remember forecasting 45+ degrees C. Plenty of recordings this high (and higher) "in the shade" though.
Pretty sure my mum will still have a doona on.
Growing up there were some pretty big heatwaves, but nothing that I remember forecasting 45+ degrees C. Plenty of recordings this high (and higher) "in the shade" though.
Pretty sure my mum will still have a doona on.
Time to fire up the aircon (RIP my electricity bill)
January 3, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Time to fire up the aircon (RIP my electricity bill)
My friend @hiencomics.com.au draws comics, and you should read them.
I especially like the ones that I'm in, like this one, his latest.
I especially like the ones that I'm in, like this one, his latest.
🥚 Bald-in-Progress ✨
Read the full comic @ohjoysextoy.bsky.social
www.ohjoysextoy.com/bald-in-prog...
How do I make peace with a big, emotional change in my body? A sentimental comic with plenty of thoughts about my hair - or lack thereof. I worked my butt off for this one! I hope you'll enjoy it!
Read the full comic @ohjoysextoy.bsky.social
www.ohjoysextoy.com/bald-in-prog...
How do I make peace with a big, emotional change in my body? A sentimental comic with plenty of thoughts about my hair - or lack thereof. I worked my butt off for this one! I hope you'll enjoy it!
December 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My friend @hiencomics.com.au draws comics, and you should read them.
I especially like the ones that I'm in, like this one, his latest.
I especially like the ones that I'm in, like this one, his latest.
Morning beach with friends 🥰
December 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Morning beach with friends 🥰
I was going to cut up an old doona cover to make into a curtain, but turns out it's already the right size, as well as being a cute pattern and thick enough to block out light well.
A bit of light comes in from the top window which might be an issue during the super heat of the day, but we'll see.
A bit of light comes in from the top window which might be an issue during the super heat of the day, but we'll see.
December 28, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I was going to cut up an old doona cover to make into a curtain, but turns out it's already the right size, as well as being a cute pattern and thick enough to block out light well.
A bit of light comes in from the top window which might be an issue during the super heat of the day, but we'll see.
A bit of light comes in from the top window which might be an issue during the super heat of the day, but we'll see.
Randomly getting into Liza through her doing covers (original by Pet Shop Boys)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkP9...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkP9...
Rent
YouTube video by Liza Minnelli - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Randomly getting into Liza through her doing covers (original by Pet Shop Boys)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkP9...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkP9...
But… it’s a nude beach…?
December 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
But… it’s a nude beach…?
My job is just… beach
December 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My job is just… beach
I want this car. So cool. No idea what kind it is (I didn’t look, I’m enjoying the mystery)
#notAIgenerated
#notAIgenerated
December 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I want this car. So cool. No idea what kind it is (I didn’t look, I’m enjoying the mystery)
#notAIgenerated
#notAIgenerated
Will (not) put out for aircon
a woman is standing in a kitchen with her hands on her hips .
ALT: a woman is standing in a kitchen with her hands on her hips .
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Will (not) put out for aircon
Got paid to sleep. Winning.
Not getting much sleep and starting work again at 6 AM? Not winning.
Not getting much sleep and starting work again at 6 AM? Not winning.
a cartoon cat is looking through a magnifying glass with the words trendizisst below him
ALT: a cartoon cat is looking through a magnifying glass with the words trendizisst below him
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Got paid to sleep. Winning.
Not getting much sleep and starting work again at 6 AM? Not winning.
Not getting much sleep and starting work again at 6 AM? Not winning.
Reposted by Chris
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
Tonight. At the planetarium.
The Dark Side Of The Moon Pink Floyd Fulldome Show | Official Trailer | Adler Planetarium
YouTube video by Adler Planetarium
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Tonight. At the planetarium.
Queer rave last night with my queer babes 🥰
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Queer rave last night with my queer babes 🥰
They’re hiring, too. Sooo many jobs on Seek atm.
With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 AM
They’re hiring, too. Sooo many jobs on Seek atm.