Hezzer19
@hezzer19.bsky.social
If you’re racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, ableist, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic, or you know, just an asshole, don’t bother.
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Hey DOJ, how many sequels do you need before you realize jurors just aren’t that into you!
December 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hey DOJ, how many sequels do you need before you realize jurors just aren’t that into you!
And now Jar Jar is second on the list of reasons to avoid that trilogy.
December 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
And now Jar Jar is second on the list of reasons to avoid that trilogy.
Jake Tapper: yep, perfectly reasonable explanation. I just have a follow up? When did you start to notice that Biden was old?
December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Jake Tapper: yep, perfectly reasonable explanation. I just have a follow up? When did you start to notice that Biden was old?
Someone should slip him an IQ test and tell him that nobody has been able to pass it.
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Someone should slip him an IQ test and tell him that nobody has been able to pass it.
OMG! It’s been ages since I’ve read this! I need to correct that immediately.
December 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
OMG! It’s been ages since I’ve read this! I need to correct that immediately.
Is his last name Poirot? Because that is a perfect moustache if I’ve ever seen one! And the impeccable style! Tell your dog I said hi!
December 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Is his last name Poirot? Because that is a perfect moustache if I’ve ever seen one! And the impeccable style! Tell your dog I said hi!
See, now this I absolutely agree with!
December 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
See, now this I absolutely agree with!
I mean, I wouldn’t complain if you posted more pupdates but I’m certainly not going to demand it. Though I would argue that big and small accounts have a duty to post pictures of their dogs on a regular basis.
a man is talking to another man and the words it 's a moral imperative are visible
Alt: Real Genius it’s s a moral imperative gif
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December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I mean, I wouldn’t complain if you posted more pupdates but I’m certainly not going to demand it. Though I would argue that big and small accounts have a duty to post pictures of their dogs on a regular basis.
And now I’m picturing Duffy doing step aerobics while wearing pull-up diapers. Like a drug-fueled episode of Real World filmed at an airport.
I kind of hate myself right now, but not nearly as much as I hate him.
I kind of hate myself right now, but not nearly as much as I hate him.
December 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
And now I’m picturing Duffy doing step aerobics while wearing pull-up diapers. Like a drug-fueled episode of Real World filmed at an airport.
I kind of hate myself right now, but not nearly as much as I hate him.
I kind of hate myself right now, but not nearly as much as I hate him.
It’s a beloved Canadian children’s series. The publisher has already released a statement about the Haugeseth post.
December 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It’s a beloved Canadian children’s series. The publisher has already released a statement about the Haugeseth post.
Sabrina drinks from the keg of glory! Bring her all the muffins and bagels in all the land!
December 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Sabrina drinks from the keg of glory! Bring her all the muffins and bagels in all the land!
I’m glad I’m not alone! That dog is going to take over the world!
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I’m glad I’m not alone! That dog is going to take over the world!
Did anyone else see Mouse and immediately think of…
a cartoon mouse says pinky are you thinking what i m thinking
Alt: Animaniacs “pinky are you thinking what i m thinking” gif
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December 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Did anyone else see Mouse and immediately think of…
That was so breathtakingly creepy!
December 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
That was so breathtakingly creepy!
Men are so much smarter and stronger though! We poor women wouldn’t know what to do with our own bodies.
December 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Men are so much smarter and stronger though! We poor women wouldn’t know what to do with our own bodies.
The SAVE Act will get around that pesky little amendment. It’s already passed the House.
And they’ll come up with something else if that doesn’t work. They haven’t been quiet about their ultimate goals.
And they’ll come up with something else if that doesn’t work. They haven’t been quiet about their ultimate goals.
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The SAVE Act will get around that pesky little amendment. It’s already passed the House.
And they’ll come up with something else if that doesn’t work. They haven’t been quiet about their ultimate goals.
And they’ll come up with something else if that doesn’t work. They haven’t been quiet about their ultimate goals.
Exactly! They’re just protecting women!
December 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Exactly! They’re just protecting women!
So, Tommy, if you decide to take some buddies fishing in Canadian waters can we drop a bomb on you if we say you had drugs on board?
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
So, Tommy, if you decide to take some buddies fishing in Canadian waters can we drop a bomb on you if we say you had drugs on board?