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Hezzer19
@hezzer19.bsky.social
If you’re racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, ableist, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic, or you know, just an asshole, don’t bother.
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Hey Don Jr,
December 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
One of my favourite clients is a Belgian! She’s a sweetheart. And very clever.
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I don’t know what you mean!
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Tofu looks as though she just left her stylist’s place and she’s ready for a lovely brunch with friends. Meanwhile Aislin is still in bed and threatened me with a sternly worded letter when I very politely asked her if she was planning to get up any time soon.
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Kegbreath’s next Pentagon briefing…
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
To all the very good dogs and the humans who love them! Happy birthday to the best site on the internet!
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
That sounds like a you problem JD.
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
MoMo: Help! I’m locked in the sunroom!

Me: The other door is wide open.

MoMo: I have no idea what you’re talking about! Don’t just sit there! Help me!

Me:
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
We got some. And while MoMo is pleased I am decidedly not!
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Too soon! I live in Toronto…ish, not Edmonton! TOO SOON!

Though MoMo is enjoying it.
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Ash says hi Blue!
November 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I love it! I’ve been using something similar for my SM bio for years. I should put it on a fancy sign for my door.
November 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Hey Kevin,
October 31, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Hey Trump,
October 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Hey Donald,
September 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Have a dachshund!
September 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Please tell me that guy’s name is Andrew!
September 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
August 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Hey LickNuts,
July 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I mean…
July 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Another one of these weirdos. Ron Filipkowski had one the other day.

Report and block!
July 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
MoMo feels this!
July 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM