Hi frens, if you need to have a colonoscopy and your doctor approves of how it's done, turn your colonoscopy prep into gummy bears or some shit. There's no rules here 🤷

Ghosts of People I Used to Know.
A series
(Where do you put things, when you have links to send to someone you aren't in contact with?)
(Here I guess)

Dunno why I think I'm all that when I'm not even all there 😂

I am the claw end of a hammer

Ah yes, the two genders: Secret Service Agent and Vampire

Really bizarre going through life feeling you never belonged anywhere, because fuck that's how I feel.

Ooh-de-lolly, ooh-de-lolly, golly what a day

He may snore sometimes but I swear nothing could be more magical than the way he moves against me while he sleeps. Absolute poetry.