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Go Beavs! In public service, but not your servant.
So our special teams coach was with Fresno State until 2019 you say? #consipracy #GoBeavs
September 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
So our special teams coach was with Fresno State until 2019 you say? #consipracy #GoBeavs
I’ve watched a lot of epic games in Parker/Reser, and a lot of shitty performances too. This is squarely in the latter camp.
August 31, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I’ve watched a lot of epic games in Parker/Reser, and a lot of shitty performances too. This is squarely in the latter camp.
Which more accurately explains why the crowd can’t ever seem to execute coordinated stadium colors in Reser?
A) “It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.”
B) “What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.”
C) “Brawndo has what the plants crave. It has electrolytes.”
D) All of the above
A) “It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.”
B) “What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.”
C) “Brawndo has what the plants crave. It has electrolytes.”
D) All of the above
August 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Which more accurately explains why the crowd can’t ever seem to execute coordinated stadium colors in Reser?
A) “It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.”
B) “What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.”
C) “Brawndo has what the plants crave. It has electrolytes.”
D) All of the above
A) “It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.”
B) “What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.”
C) “Brawndo has what the plants crave. It has electrolytes.”
D) All of the above
“Oh no, the leopards are my face! They were only supposed to eat that guy’s face!”
May 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“Oh no, the leopards are my face! They were only supposed to eat that guy’s face!”
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Biden Faces Mounting Pressure To Let Younger Democrat Battle Cancer
Biden Faces Mounting Pressure To Let Younger Democrat Battle Cancer
WASHINGTON—After a stunning admission that he’d been diagnosed with a highly aggressive form of the disease, former President Joe Biden reportedly faced mounting pressure on Monday to let a younger De...
theonion.com
May 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Biden Faces Mounting Pressure To Let Younger Democrat Battle Cancer
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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
May 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
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Guess which is going wind up killing more Americans.
May 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Guess which is going wind up killing more Americans.
If you click your heels three times and really, really believe it, it becomes truth-ier.
WELKER: When does it become the Trump economy?
TRUMP: It partially is right now. I think the good parts are the Trump economy and the bad parts are the Biden economy
TRUMP: It partially is right now. I think the good parts are the Trump economy and the bad parts are the Biden economy
May 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If you click your heels three times and really, really believe it, it becomes truth-ier.
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I think a lot about what Carl Sagan said in one of his final interviews.
May 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I think a lot about what Carl Sagan said in one of his final interviews.
I’d like to thank the COVID years and fElon for tanking Twitter as, even though I’m sad @beaverbaseball.osubeavers.com lost the series against the Yucks, it’s just a game and life goes on.
April 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’d like to thank the COVID years and fElon for tanking Twitter as, even though I’m sad @beaverbaseball.osubeavers.com lost the series against the Yucks, it’s just a game and life goes on.
Well, the CW just decided to sh!t the bed
April 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Well, the CW just decided to sh!t the bed
lol, was your kid’s face on the rail? Um, no. Just admit you’re a dipshit.
Astros fan says he ripped ball from Mike Trout's glove to protect child: 'It was coming at my son's face' — The Athletic
HOUSTON — An Astros fan was relocated to different seats after ripping a baseball out of Mike Trout’s glove on a foul ball that went into the first row of the right-field seats.
apple.news
April 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
lol, was your kid’s face on the rail? Um, no. Just admit you’re a dipshit.
Maybe they need to admit to themselves what they were actually voting for…
April 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Maybe they need to admit to themselves what they were actually voting for…
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This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”.
This is a manifesto against disability.
This is the language of eugenics.
This is a manifesto against disability.
This is the language of eugenics.
Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.
www.whitehouse.gov
February 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”.
This is a manifesto against disability.
This is the language of eugenics.
This is a manifesto against disability.
This is the language of eugenics.
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It's annoying how clearly this is going to play out.
They gut the FAA.
Therefore, the FAA can't do its job well because it was gutted.
Therefore, they say "The FAA sucks, we have to privatize it." which is what Project 2025 wants to do. They're manufacturing the crises for their end goal.
They gut the FAA.
Therefore, the FAA can't do its job well because it was gutted.
Therefore, they say "The FAA sucks, we have to privatize it." which is what Project 2025 wants to do. They're manufacturing the crises for their end goal.
February 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It's annoying how clearly this is going to play out.
They gut the FAA.
Therefore, the FAA can't do its job well because it was gutted.
Therefore, they say "The FAA sucks, we have to privatize it." which is what Project 2025 wants to do. They're manufacturing the crises for their end goal.
They gut the FAA.
Therefore, the FAA can't do its job well because it was gutted.
Therefore, they say "The FAA sucks, we have to privatize it." which is what Project 2025 wants to do. They're manufacturing the crises for their end goal.
Responsible for adding to the housing affordability crisis and now just a basic douche.
February 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Responsible for adding to the housing affordability crisis and now just a basic douche.
If you see this post a gif from one of your comfort shows
February 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If you see this post a gif from one of your comfort shows
I get the Zags are motivated, but this Beavs team has been so different away from Gill all year.
January 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I get the Zags are motivated, but this Beavs team has been so different away from Gill all year.
Is this when they send in Rudy?
January 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Is this when they send in Rudy?
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Really? A Toyota Camry? Nice plates. 😂
December 14, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Really? A Toyota Camry? Nice plates. 😂
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Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
December 13, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
Deluxe Meat Scramble
Your TOP GUN fighter tag is the last thing you ate. No more than two words.
GO.
GO.
December 8, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Deluxe Meat Scramble
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
November 27, 2024 at 6:43 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
What a game! Pac12 Champs, baby!
November 24, 2024 at 5:29 AM
What a game! Pac12 Champs, baby!