dude, where's my bark?
@heyymaple.bsky.social
Maple | 25 | known for not shutting up about sports🏒 or food or survivor or underwear | 🇨🇦 Fox from BC, living in Alberta! | Pan/Demi | 🦊 by Desert Fizz | he/they | comms/digital info | sometimes a pup
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Might be one of my favourite photos I've ever taken honestly. What a view.
Might be one of my favourite photos I've ever taken honestly. What a view.
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My first PWHL jersey!
SUPPORT WOMEN'S HOCKEY 🗣️
ALLEZ VICTOIRE 🗣️♥️🦊
SUPPORT WOMEN'S HOCKEY 🗣️
ALLEZ VICTOIRE 🗣️♥️🦊
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My first PWHL jersey!
SUPPORT WOMEN'S HOCKEY 🗣️
ALLEZ VICTOIRE 🗣️♥️🦊
SUPPORT WOMEN'S HOCKEY 🗣️
ALLEZ VICTOIRE 🗣️♥️🦊
My first PWHL jersey!
SUPPORT WOMEN'S HOCKEY 🗣️
ALLEZ VICTOIRE 🗣️♥️🦊
SUPPORT WOMEN'S HOCKEY 🗣️
ALLEZ VICTOIRE 🗣️♥️🦊
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My first PWHL jersey!
SUPPORT WOMEN'S HOCKEY 🗣️
ALLEZ VICTOIRE 🗣️♥️🦊
SUPPORT WOMEN'S HOCKEY 🗣️
ALLEZ VICTOIRE 🗣️♥️🦊
this week has been fucking abysmal man holy shit, my wallet can't take any more damage
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
this week has been fucking abysmal man holy shit, my wallet can't take any more damage
throw a bunch of mustelids into a campground, call that stoatal drama island
November 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
throw a bunch of mustelids into a campground, call that stoatal drama island
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dude I don't think the shaming is working, that's the fourth time he's done it this week and he probably will do it to you next...🦊💜💦
🎨: Toast435 on FA
🎨: Toast435 on FA
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
dude I don't think the shaming is working, that's the fourth time he's done it this week and he probably will do it to you next...🦊💜💦
🎨: Toast435 on FA
🎨: Toast435 on FA
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point proven... who's he gonna do it to next 🦊👀💦
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 AM
point proven... who's he gonna do it to next 🦊👀💦
point proven... who's he gonna do it to next 🦊👀💦
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 AM
point proven... who's he gonna do it to next 🦊👀💦
dude I don't think the shaming is working, that's the fourth time he's done it this week and he probably will do it to you next...🦊💜💦
🎨: Toast435 on FA
🎨: Toast435 on FA
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
dude I don't think the shaming is working, that's the fourth time he's done it this week and he probably will do it to you next...🦊💜💦
🎨: Toast435 on FA
🎨: Toast435 on FA
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Looking more and more likely that it'll only be one con for me next year, and it's giving some preliminary fomo 😭
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Looking more and more likely that it'll only be one con for me next year, and it's giving some preliminary fomo 😭
How could you possibly use this mug without stabbing your face 😭
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
How could you possibly use this mug without stabbing your face 😭
the blues make me so fucking pissed we should not be this bad man come ON
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
the blues make me so fucking pissed we should not be this bad man come ON
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This holiday, don't miss out on the music! Featuring:
@boneduck.art
@kadywerewing.cybersoupent.com and @robinhearts.bsky.social
@daryldee.bsky.social
They'll put on an incredible performance that'll make a Calfurry Christmas truly special! Get your tickets now!
www.calfurry.ca/christmas
@boneduck.art
@kadywerewing.cybersoupent.com and @robinhearts.bsky.social
@daryldee.bsky.social
They'll put on an incredible performance that'll make a Calfurry Christmas truly special! Get your tickets now!
www.calfurry.ca/christmas
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This holiday, don't miss out on the music! Featuring:
@boneduck.art
@kadywerewing.cybersoupent.com and @robinhearts.bsky.social
@daryldee.bsky.social
They'll put on an incredible performance that'll make a Calfurry Christmas truly special! Get your tickets now!
www.calfurry.ca/christmas
@boneduck.art
@kadywerewing.cybersoupent.com and @robinhearts.bsky.social
@daryldee.bsky.social
They'll put on an incredible performance that'll make a Calfurry Christmas truly special! Get your tickets now!
www.calfurry.ca/christmas
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November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
So I looked, and turns out I had the wrong dates in my head regarding VF this whole time. Huh. It's the weekend before I'm booked up for a month.
...should I go?
...should I go?
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
So I looked, and turns out I had the wrong dates in my head regarding VF this whole time. Huh. It's the weekend before I'm booked up for a month.
...should I go?
...should I go?
The Blues are 3-7-2, I can't even lock in on hockey right now 🫠
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The Blues are 3-7-2, I can't even lock in on hockey right now 🫠
i feel nothing. it was right there. it was right fucking there and we blew it
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
i feel nothing. it was right there. it was right fucking there and we blew it
You threw at Gimenez up high three fucking times what did you think was gonna happen
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
You threw at Gimenez up high three fucking times what did you think was gonna happen
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#nsfw
The werefox must be tamed this halloween...can you help him before he becomes fully insatiable? 🦊🌕
Final day of #jocktober
The werefox must be tamed this halloween...can you help him before he becomes fully insatiable? 🦊🌕
Final day of #jocktober
October 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
#nsfw
The werefox must be tamed this halloween...can you help him before he becomes fully insatiable? 🦊🌕
Final day of #jocktober
The werefox must be tamed this halloween...can you help him before he becomes fully insatiable? 🦊🌕
Final day of #jocktober
Why did it have to end in the most flaccid way possible man
Blue Jays in 7
Blue Jays in 7
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Why did it have to end in the most flaccid way possible man
Blue Jays in 7
Blue Jays in 7
#nsfw
The werefox must be tamed this halloween...can you help him before he becomes fully insatiable? 🦊🌕
Final day of #jocktober
The werefox must be tamed this halloween...can you help him before he becomes fully insatiable? 🦊🌕
Final day of #jocktober
October 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
#nsfw
The werefox must be tamed this halloween...can you help him before he becomes fully insatiable? 🦊🌕
Final day of #jocktober
The werefox must be tamed this halloween...can you help him before he becomes fully insatiable? 🦊🌕
Final day of #jocktober
I realize now that Halloween fucking sucks when you have no one to hang out with in your vicinity during it 🥲
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I realize now that Halloween fucking sucks when you have no one to hang out with in your vicinity during it 🥲