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dude, where's my bark?
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Maple | 25 | known for not shutting up about sports🏒 or food or survivor or underwear | 🇨🇦 Fox from BC, living in Alberta! | Pan/Demi | 🦊 by Desert Fizz | he/they | comms/digital info | sometimes a pup

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Everything just makes sense up here ⭐

Might be one of my favourite photos I've ever taken honestly. What a view.
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My first PWHL jersey!

SUPPORT WOMEN'S HOCKEY 🗣️

ALLEZ VICTOIRE 🗣️♥️🦊
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My first PWHL jersey!

SUPPORT WOMEN'S HOCKEY 🗣️

ALLEZ VICTOIRE 🗣️♥️🦊
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
this week has been fucking abysmal man holy shit, my wallet can't take any more damage
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
throw a bunch of mustelids into a campground, call that stoatal drama island
November 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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dude I don't think the shaming is working, that's the fourth time he's done it this week and he probably will do it to you next...🦊💜💦

🎨: Toast435 on FA
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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point proven... who's he gonna do it to next 🦊👀💦
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 AM
point proven... who's he gonna do it to next 🦊👀💦
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 AM
dude I don't think the shaming is working, that's the fourth time he's done it this week and he probably will do it to you next...🦊💜💦

🎨: Toast435 on FA
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Looking more and more likely that it'll only be one con for me next year, and it's giving some preliminary fomo 😭
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
How could you possibly use this mug without stabbing your face 😭
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
the blues make me so fucking pissed we should not be this bad man come ON
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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This holiday, don't miss out on the music! Featuring:

@boneduck.art

@kadywerewing.cybersoupent.com and @robinhearts.bsky.social

@daryldee.bsky.social

They'll put on an incredible performance that'll make a Calfurry Christmas truly special! Get your tickets now!

www.calfurry.ca/christmas
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Am I allowed to get festive yet 🦊

#fursuitfriday
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Am I allowed to get festive yet 🦊

#fursuitfriday
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
So I looked, and turns out I had the wrong dates in my head regarding VF this whole time. Huh. It's the weekend before I'm booked up for a month.

...should I go?
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The Blues are 3-7-2, I can't even lock in on hockey right now 🫠
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
i feel nothing. it was right there. it was right fucking there and we blew it
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
goodnight
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
FUCK
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You threw at Gimenez up high three fucking times what did you think was gonna happen
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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#nsfw

The werefox must be tamed this halloween...can you help him before he becomes fully insatiable? 🦊🌕

Final day of #jocktober
October 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Why did it have to end in the most flaccid way possible man

Blue Jays in 7
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
#nsfw

The werefox must be tamed this halloween...can you help him before he becomes fully insatiable? 🦊🌕

Final day of #jocktober
October 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I realize now that Halloween fucking sucks when you have no one to hang out with in your vicinity during it 🥲
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM