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dude, where's my bark?
@heyymaple.bsky.social
Maple | 26 | known for not shutting up about sports🏒 or food or survivor or underwear | 🇨🇦 Fox from BC, living in Alberta! | Pan/Demi | 🦊 by Desert Fizz | he/they | comms/digital info | sometimes a pup

18+ only. Will post/like NSFW content. 🔞
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As I sit here and think about this year, I'm grateful for a lot. But I'm also still very dissatisfied with myself in some ways, in how I handle myself and how I handle things with others.

I'm sorry if I'm not the best at keeping up with you. I'm sorry if I make things awkward. I'm sorry if I
can't stop thinking about angie getting shot down twice in one nintendo direct

can't stop thinking about mf hugh morris
February 3, 2026 at 4:33 AM
The Blues always find new and exciting ways to really piss me off
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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i’ve always wanted to merge my two hobbies of Furry and Survivor into one. thank you to Tom for making that dream come true!

Comm for Tom 🐭 (happy birthday to maple! 🎂🐺)
February 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Finished off with korean shaved ice

I must now hibernate
February 2, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Trying a new all you can eat KBBQ restaurant for my birthday dinner and this is AMAZING
February 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I made it to 26! Not celebrating my birthday too hard today, but hopefully the journey of my mid 20s continues to be interesting 💜
February 1, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I'm the type of dude who spends his Saturday night doing Animal Crossing Brantsteeles because I need these silly little guys to entertain me
February 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
NO 😭😭
Catherine O’Hara has died at the age of 71, TMZ reports.

(www.tmz.com/2026/01/30/c...)
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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Early birthday gift, a new Trois-Rivieres Lions jersey 🦊💜 it's so cleannnn 🦁
January 30, 2026 at 3:40 AM
label your NSFW it's really not that hard man
January 30, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Early birthday gift, a new Trois-Rivieres Lions jersey 🦊💜 it's so cleannnn 🦁
January 30, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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hi guys heres some nsfw sketches im posting just cuz i spent the day on it, youre WELCOME
January 24, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Oh yeah am I bugging out or did anyone else get a weird cheque in the mail regarding an Amazon settlement 💀 I keep seeing conflicting information on it and it's just so strange
January 24, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Genuinely wish I had more space to host friends who needed to get away, even just for a week

Can't stand what's become of things and I wish for nothing more than ICE to collapse, be stopped, and be erased
I love my friends and feel horrible about what they're going through but I cannot justify attempting to go down there at this current time
January 24, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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Safe to say I'm planning on staying here and not travelling to the US for the foreseeable future
January 24, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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Exciting news! Hotel room blocks for Calfurry 2026 will be opening on February 7! Make sure to read up on all the information here for both The Glenmore Inn and Hotel Blackfoot.

Do you have a Calfurry account yet? Be sure to have one on the day the block opens in order to access the booking links!
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS:

1) put your phone in airplane mode
2) open TikTok and go to your profile
3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account
4) turn airplane mode off
5) delete your account

Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this
January 24, 2026 at 5:59 AM
I need belly scritches 🦊💜

#nsfw #irlnsfw #pup #jockstrap
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I really really want to book another trip this fall but for some reason it feels more difficult than last time to commit to something

Maybe it's because I might be moving in 2027 and I don't wanna waste my opportunity but aghhh
Dude I fucking hate decision paralysis 💀
January 22, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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#nsfw #irlnsfw

Hey can you pet me

or something else 🦊💜
January 22, 2026 at 4:08 AM
#nsfw #irlnsfw

Hey can you pet me

or something else 🦊💜
January 22, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Dude I fucking hate decision paralysis 💀
January 18, 2026 at 7:10 AM
how to mute me (10% success rate)
January 18, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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#nsfw #irlnsfw

I've been sick and cranky and not myself for the past week so sorry for my distance

new jock and harness arrived though I look fucking great in it 🦊💜
January 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE ABOUT PROTEIN 🗣️
January 17, 2026 at 10:55 PM