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dude, where's my bark?
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Maple | 25 | known for not shutting up about sports🏒 or food or survivor or underwear | 🇨🇦 Fox from BC, living in Alberta! | Pan/Demi | 🦊 by Desert Fizz | he/they | comms/digital info | sometimes a pup

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Everything just makes sense up here ⭐

Might be one of my favourite photos I've ever taken honestly. What a view.
The Blues are 3-7-2, I can't even lock in on hockey right now 🫠
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
i feel nothing. it was right there. it was right fucking there and we blew it
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
goodnight
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
FUCK
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You threw at Gimenez up high three fucking times what did you think was gonna happen
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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#nsfw

The werefox must be tamed this halloween...can you help him before he becomes fully insatiable? 🦊🌕

Final day of #jocktober
October 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Why did it have to end in the most flaccid way possible man

Blue Jays in 7
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
#nsfw

The werefox must be tamed this halloween...can you help him before he becomes fully insatiable? 🦊🌕

Final day of #jocktober
October 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I realize now that Halloween fucking sucks when you have no one to hang out with in your vicinity during it 🥲
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'm gonna do this again with more and nobody can stop me
#nsfw

felt self-indulgent. you should give me your undies to add my collection.

🦊💜✨
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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#nsfw

felt self-indulgent. you should give me your undies to add my collection.

🦊💜✨
October 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
It was delayed, but I am feeling the full-blown punch of PCD. This is really bad 🥲
October 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
ONE.

MORE.

WIN.

WE WANT IT ALL BABY LET'S GO BLUE JAYS
October 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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#nsfw

Really spent this month being needy and wanting someone to take control 🥴

#jocktober day 28
October 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Trey Yesavage is my GOAT i will not be taking any questions
October 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
October 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
good bye to one of the fakest people I've ever seen in the new era. that must've broken her into fully going right wing 💀 #survivor
October 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Uppies are always welcome 👉👈
October 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Feel free to ask me/tell me stuff tonight as a distraction.

SFW and NSFW fine. 🦊
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October 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If only it was on a more entertaining season 😭😭 #Survivor
In 25 years, #Survivor49 marks the first time that a season has swapped from 3 tribes to 2 tribes BACK to 3 tribes
October 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Hey

If you like #Survivor and wanna play an online version of it you should check out the Survivor ORG I'm hosting! It's season 95 and we're casting until November! Come check it out and ask questions if you want 🦊

discord.gg/5bDMFAWZcV
survivor-org.fandom.com/wiki/Survivo...
October 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Success, even if I have to fly with Flair on the way back 😅
Holiday flight planning is an actual nightmare because of course all the cheaper flights are two days before I leave 🫠
October 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Holiday flight planning is an actual nightmare because of course all the cheaper flights are two days before I leave 🫠
October 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
i know you know that...glad you're letting other people know that they should try 😳

ngl.link/heyymaple38510
October 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Oh gosh, thank you 😳
October 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM