dude, where's my bark?
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Maple | 25 | known for not shutting up about sports🏒 or food or survivor or underwear | 🇨🇦 Fox from BC, living in Alberta! | Pan/Demi | 🦊 by Desert Fizz | he/they | comms/digital info | sometimes a pup
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As I sit here and think about this year, I'm grateful for a lot. But I'm also still very dissatisfied with myself in some ways, in how I handle myself and how I handle things with others.
I'm sorry if I'm not the best at keeping up with you. I'm sorry if I make things awkward. I'm sorry if I
I'm sorry if I'm not the best at keeping up with you. I'm sorry if I make things awkward. I'm sorry if I
Early birthday gift, a new Trois-Rivieres Lions jersey 🦊💜 it's so cleannnn 🦁
January 30, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Early birthday gift, a new Trois-Rivieres Lions jersey 🦊💜 it's so cleannnn 🦁
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hi guys heres some nsfw sketches im posting just cuz i spent the day on it, youre WELCOME
January 24, 2026 at 3:02 PM
hi guys heres some nsfw sketches im posting just cuz i spent the day on it, youre WELCOME
Oh yeah am I bugging out or did anyone else get a weird cheque in the mail regarding an Amazon settlement 💀 I keep seeing conflicting information on it and it's just so strange
January 24, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Oh yeah am I bugging out or did anyone else get a weird cheque in the mail regarding an Amazon settlement 💀 I keep seeing conflicting information on it and it's just so strange
Genuinely wish I had more space to host friends who needed to get away, even just for a week
Can't stand what's become of things and I wish for nothing more than ICE to collapse, be stopped, and be erased
Can't stand what's become of things and I wish for nothing more than ICE to collapse, be stopped, and be erased
I love my friends and feel horrible about what they're going through but I cannot justify attempting to go down there at this current time
January 24, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Genuinely wish I had more space to host friends who needed to get away, even just for a week
Can't stand what's become of things and I wish for nothing more than ICE to collapse, be stopped, and be erased
Can't stand what's become of things and I wish for nothing more than ICE to collapse, be stopped, and be erased
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Safe to say I'm planning on staying here and not travelling to the US for the foreseeable future
January 24, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Safe to say I'm planning on staying here and not travelling to the US for the foreseeable future
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Exciting news! Hotel room blocks for Calfurry 2026 will be opening on February 7! Make sure to read up on all the information here for both The Glenmore Inn and Hotel Blackfoot.
Do you have a Calfurry account yet? Be sure to have one on the day the block opens in order to access the booking links!
Do you have a Calfurry account yet? Be sure to have one on the day the block opens in order to access the booking links!
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Exciting news! Hotel room blocks for Calfurry 2026 will be opening on February 7! Make sure to read up on all the information here for both The Glenmore Inn and Hotel Blackfoot.
Do you have a Calfurry account yet? Be sure to have one on the day the block opens in order to access the booking links!
Do you have a Calfurry account yet? Be sure to have one on the day the block opens in order to access the booking links!
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To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS:
1) put your phone in airplane mode
2) open TikTok and go to your profile
3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account
4) turn airplane mode off
5) delete your account
Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this
1) put your phone in airplane mode
2) open TikTok and go to your profile
3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account
4) turn airplane mode off
5) delete your account
Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this
According to its new privacy policy, TikTok now collects more data on its users, including their precise location, after majority ownership officially switched to a group based in the US. www.wired.com/story/tiktok...
TikTok Is Now Collecting Even More Data About Its Users. Here Are the 3 Biggest Changes
According to its new privacy policy, TikTok now collects more data on its users, including their precise location, after majority ownership officially switched to a group based in the US.
www.wired.com
January 24, 2026 at 5:59 AM
To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS:
1) put your phone in airplane mode
2) open TikTok and go to your profile
3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account
4) turn airplane mode off
5) delete your account
Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this
1) put your phone in airplane mode
2) open TikTok and go to your profile
3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account
4) turn airplane mode off
5) delete your account
Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I really really want to book another trip this fall but for some reason it feels more difficult than last time to commit to something
Maybe it's because I might be moving in 2027 and I don't wanna waste my opportunity but aghhh
Maybe it's because I might be moving in 2027 and I don't wanna waste my opportunity but aghhh
Dude I fucking hate decision paralysis 💀
January 22, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I really really want to book another trip this fall but for some reason it feels more difficult than last time to commit to something
Maybe it's because I might be moving in 2027 and I don't wanna waste my opportunity but aghhh
Maybe it's because I might be moving in 2027 and I don't wanna waste my opportunity but aghhh
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January 22, 2026 at 4:08 AM
January 22, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Dude I fucking hate decision paralysis 💀
January 18, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Dude I fucking hate decision paralysis 💀
how to mute me (10% success rate)
January 18, 2026 at 5:37 AM
how to mute me (10% success rate)
NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE ABOUT PROTEIN 🗣️
January 17, 2026 at 10:55 PM
NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE ABOUT PROTEIN 🗣️
been catching up on Jet Lag and man I wish I could play it, might get the cards just to have them for one day, would be fun to play it on vacation with a group of furs
January 16, 2026 at 8:13 PM
been catching up on Jet Lag and man I wish I could play it, might get the cards just to have them for one day, would be fun to play it on vacation with a group of furs
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dude no fucking WAY..., they made a pepsi based off of me 🦊
January 16, 2026 at 3:25 AM
dude no fucking WAY..., they made a pepsi based off of me 🦊
dude no fucking WAY..., they made a pepsi based off of me 🦊
January 16, 2026 at 3:25 AM
dude no fucking WAY..., they made a pepsi based off of me 🦊
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January 15, 2026 at 2:16 AM
i have to stop comparing myself to others to the point where i leave group chats because i feel like i don't fit as well. it really needs to stop
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 AM
i have to stop comparing myself to others to the point where i leave group chats because i feel like i don't fit as well. it really needs to stop
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HERE IT IS!
Your first all-access super deep dive into #Survivor50, including interviews in Fiji with the cast and the first exclusive game and gallery photos. Spent a LOT of time on this one. Hope you all enjoy! #Survivor ew.com/survivor-50-...
Your first all-access super deep dive into #Survivor50, including interviews in Fiji with the cast and the first exclusive game and gallery photos. Spent a LOT of time on this one. Hope you all enjoy! #Survivor ew.com/survivor-50-...
On the beach for 'Survivor 50': An exclusive, all-access first look at the biggest season ever
EW joins 'Survivor 50' players, producers, and Jeff Probst in Fiji to get the inside scoop on the biggest season ever of the most influential reality-competition show in TV history.
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January 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
HERE IT IS!
Your first all-access super deep dive into #Survivor50, including interviews in Fiji with the cast and the first exclusive game and gallery photos. Spent a LOT of time on this one. Hope you all enjoy! #Survivor ew.com/survivor-50-...
Your first all-access super deep dive into #Survivor50, including interviews in Fiji with the cast and the first exclusive game and gallery photos. Spent a LOT of time on this one. Hope you all enjoy! #Survivor ew.com/survivor-50-...
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As I sit here and think about this year, I'm grateful for a lot. But I'm also still very dissatisfied with myself in some ways, in how I handle myself and how I handle things with others.
I'm sorry if I'm not the best at keeping up with you. I'm sorry if I make things awkward. I'm sorry if I
I'm sorry if I'm not the best at keeping up with you. I'm sorry if I make things awkward. I'm sorry if I
December 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
As I sit here and think about this year, I'm grateful for a lot. But I'm also still very dissatisfied with myself in some ways, in how I handle myself and how I handle things with others.
I'm sorry if I'm not the best at keeping up with you. I'm sorry if I make things awkward. I'm sorry if I
I'm sorry if I'm not the best at keeping up with you. I'm sorry if I make things awkward. I'm sorry if I