Cristina
@heytocristina.bsky.social
When you realize this isn’t satire. 😒
April 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
When you realize this isn’t satire. 😒
You absolutely DID vote for this. At least be honest about it...
April 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
You absolutely DID vote for this. At least be honest about it...
Ketamine happened. Also, MAGA. There, I saved you 9 minutes.
April 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ketamine happened. Also, MAGA. There, I saved you 9 minutes.
“Trump embarrassed during congressional address.”
No, he wasn’t. I promise you, he more than likely did not see it and if he did, he didn’t care.
Do better, Democrats. Please hire me if you need tips to get under their skin.
No, he wasn’t. I promise you, he more than likely did not see it and if he did, he didn’t care.
Do better, Democrats. Please hire me if you need tips to get under their skin.
March 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
“Trump embarrassed during congressional address.”
No, he wasn’t. I promise you, he more than likely did not see it and if he did, he didn’t care.
Do better, Democrats. Please hire me if you need tips to get under their skin.
No, he wasn’t. I promise you, he more than likely did not see it and if he did, he didn’t care.
Do better, Democrats. Please hire me if you need tips to get under their skin.
I wish I was privledged enough to sit around and sulk in pink while a tyrant literally screams from a bully pulpit.
March 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I wish I was privledged enough to sit around and sulk in pink while a tyrant literally screams from a bully pulpit.
Hey, maybe stop sending out Pelosi and the Pink Privilege Squad and actually DO SOMETHING EFFECTIVE. Holy moly, at this point yall need to hire *me* on your social media and outreach teams. I certainly couldn’t do any *worse*.
March 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Hey, maybe stop sending out Pelosi and the Pink Privilege Squad and actually DO SOMETHING EFFECTIVE. Holy moly, at this point yall need to hire *me* on your social media and outreach teams. I certainly couldn’t do any *worse*.
It’s almost like it wasn’t about eggs at all! How is this just now dawning on you?
March 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It’s almost like it wasn’t about eggs at all! How is this just now dawning on you?
I’m not Jesus, I will not forgive. 🇺🇦
March 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I’m not Jesus, I will not forgive. 🇺🇦
Excuse me, whose pappaw is this? You need to come take him back to the home, please.
January 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Excuse me, whose pappaw is this? You need to come take him back to the home, please.
Hey Trump voters in red states hit hardest by extreme weather: How does it feel knowing he doesn’t care about you?
Enjoy dealing with those hurricanes on your own, Gulf Coast. Good luck surviving tornado season, Bible Belt. I'm sure your state's economy will handle it *just fine*.
Enjoy dealing with those hurricanes on your own, Gulf Coast. Good luck surviving tornado season, Bible Belt. I'm sure your state's economy will handle it *just fine*.
January 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Hey Trump voters in red states hit hardest by extreme weather: How does it feel knowing he doesn’t care about you?
Enjoy dealing with those hurricanes on your own, Gulf Coast. Good luck surviving tornado season, Bible Belt. I'm sure your state's economy will handle it *just fine*.
Enjoy dealing with those hurricanes on your own, Gulf Coast. Good luck surviving tornado season, Bible Belt. I'm sure your state's economy will handle it *just fine*.
Milo Rossi absolutely nailing the Elon Musk conversation.
"Ever wondered what you would have done in 1930s Germany? I'll give you a hint: it's whatever you're doing right now."
"Ever wondered what you would have done in 1930s Germany? I'll give you a hint: it's whatever you're doing right now."
January 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Milo Rossi absolutely nailing the Elon Musk conversation.
"Ever wondered what you would have done in 1930s Germany? I'll give you a hint: it's whatever you're doing right now."
"Ever wondered what you would have done in 1930s Germany? I'll give you a hint: it's whatever you're doing right now."
A warm cat says hello
January 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
A warm cat says hello
*Stars We Can't Stand: Donald Trump. You're welcome, @nickiswift.bsky.social
January 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
*Stars We Can't Stand: Donald Trump. You're welcome, @nickiswift.bsky.social
If "no thoughts, head empty" were a person.
January 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If "no thoughts, head empty" were a person.
Hey, you don't just accidentally make a salute enjoyed by Germans in 40s, particularly when you do it multiple times. Hope this helps!
January 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Hey, you don't just accidentally make a salute enjoyed by Germans in 40s, particularly when you do it multiple times. Hope this helps!
Melania Trump is 100 percent a toxic boy mom obsessed with her useless son.
January 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Melania Trump is 100 percent a toxic boy mom obsessed with her useless son.
Mike Johnson: "I REALLY have to pee... but JD said he would ask his wife to beat me up if I didn't hold it... ugh..."
JD Vance: "Hey... that's a good looking couch over there."
Melania: "I vas told Justin Truedoow would be here... "
Trump: "Bla blah blah blah...."
JD Vance: "Hey... that's a good looking couch over there."
Melania: "I vas told Justin Truedoow would be here... "
Trump: "Bla blah blah blah...."
January 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Mike Johnson: "I REALLY have to pee... but JD said he would ask his wife to beat me up if I didn't hold it... ugh..."
JD Vance: "Hey... that's a good looking couch over there."
Melania: "I vas told Justin Truedoow would be here... "
Trump: "Bla blah blah blah...."
JD Vance: "Hey... that's a good looking couch over there."
Melania: "I vas told Justin Truedoow would be here... "
Trump: "Bla blah blah blah...."
Lmao TikTok 🤣 How embarrassing!
January 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Lmao TikTok 🤣 How embarrassing!
Elon Musk would like you to know he's not Adrian Dittmann. I'm just passing it along. Do you believe him yet? Did this compelling evidence finally convince you?
January 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Elon Musk would like you to know he's not Adrian Dittmann. I'm just passing it along. Do you believe him yet? Did this compelling evidence finally convince you?
Just because Donald Trump is a convicted felon doesn't mean you have to lean into it so hard by making his portrait look like a mug shot.
Also, get that damn flag off your lapel. You don't give a toss about America, and you never did. Neither do any of your zombie-like cultists.
Also, get that damn flag off your lapel. You don't give a toss about America, and you never did. Neither do any of your zombie-like cultists.
January 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Just because Donald Trump is a convicted felon doesn't mean you have to lean into it so hard by making his portrait look like a mug shot.
Also, get that damn flag off your lapel. You don't give a toss about America, and you never did. Neither do any of your zombie-like cultists.
Also, get that damn flag off your lapel. You don't give a toss about America, and you never did. Neither do any of your zombie-like cultists.
So, let me see if I have this correct. A network that is allied/sympathetic to Melania Trump chose THIS as their thumbnail of her? Wow.
January 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
So, let me see if I have this correct. A network that is allied/sympathetic to Melania Trump chose THIS as their thumbnail of her? Wow.
So let me see if I got this right. Yall worried about 🌽 hub when Melanie here was a tițțy model? Rules for thee, not for Trumpy, I guess.
January 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
So let me see if I got this right. Yall worried about 🌽 hub when Melanie here was a tițțy model? Rules for thee, not for Trumpy, I guess.
Little cat in yo face.
January 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Little cat in yo face.