Cristina
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Cristina
@heytocristina.bsky.social
· Jan 11
If Donald Trumpski actually wanted to make America great … how come he didn’t do it his last term? 🤔
And if he really loves America, why does he never have anything good to say about it? 🤔
And if he really loves America, why does he never have anything good to say about it? 🤔
When you realize this isn’t satire. 😒
April 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
When you realize this isn’t satire. 😒
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Ketamine happened. Also, MAGA. There, I saved you 9 minutes.
April 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ketamine happened. Also, MAGA. There, I saved you 9 minutes.
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You absolutely DID vote for this. At least be honest about it...
April 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
You absolutely DID vote for this. At least be honest about it...
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If you think this can’t happen, remember that of the 125,000 Japanese Americans who were interned during WWII for years without charge or trial, two-thirds were U.S. citizens. Including me.
April 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
If you think this can’t happen, remember that of the 125,000 Japanese Americans who were interned during WWII for years without charge or trial, two-thirds were U.S. citizens. Including me.
You absolutely DID vote for this. At least be honest about it...
April 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
You absolutely DID vote for this. At least be honest about it...
Ketamine happened. Also, MAGA. There, I saved you 9 minutes.
April 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ketamine happened. Also, MAGA. There, I saved you 9 minutes.
Cause you know in a moment it could all … boom.
March 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Cause you know in a moment it could all … boom.
“Trump embarrassed during congressional address.”
No, he wasn’t. I promise you, he more than likely did not see it and if he did, he didn’t care.
Do better, Democrats. Please hire me if you need tips to get under their skin.
No, he wasn’t. I promise you, he more than likely did not see it and if he did, he didn’t care.
Do better, Democrats. Please hire me if you need tips to get under their skin.
March 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
“Trump embarrassed during congressional address.”
No, he wasn’t. I promise you, he more than likely did not see it and if he did, he didn’t care.
Do better, Democrats. Please hire me if you need tips to get under their skin.
No, he wasn’t. I promise you, he more than likely did not see it and if he did, he didn’t care.
Do better, Democrats. Please hire me if you need tips to get under their skin.
I wish I was privledged enough to sit around and sulk in pink while a tyrant literally screams from a bully pulpit.
March 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I wish I was privledged enough to sit around and sulk in pink while a tyrant literally screams from a bully pulpit.
Hey, maybe stop sending out Pelosi and the Pink Privilege Squad and actually DO SOMETHING EFFECTIVE. Holy moly, at this point yall need to hire *me* on your social media and outreach teams. I certainly couldn’t do any *worse*.
March 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Hey, maybe stop sending out Pelosi and the Pink Privilege Squad and actually DO SOMETHING EFFECTIVE. Holy moly, at this point yall need to hire *me* on your social media and outreach teams. I certainly couldn’t do any *worse*.
The amount of people who say Al Green’s protest didn’t do anything, but are fully willing to take up for Nancy Pelosi sitting and sulking while wearing pink is VERY interesting. 🤨
March 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The amount of people who say Al Green’s protest didn’t do anything, but are fully willing to take up for Nancy Pelosi sitting and sulking while wearing pink is VERY interesting. 🤨
It’s almost like it wasn’t about eggs at all! How is this just now dawning on you?
March 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It’s almost like it wasn’t about eggs at all! How is this just now dawning on you?
I’m not Jesus, I will not forgive. 🇺🇦
March 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I’m not Jesus, I will not forgive. 🇺🇦
I don't have a Bugatti, but at least I'm not a 🍇ist like Andrew Tate.
March 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I don't have a Bugatti, but at least I'm not a 🍇ist like Andrew Tate.
I do have my Threads account back after much wailing and gnashing of teeth. Finally …
March 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I do have my Threads account back after much wailing and gnashing of teeth. Finally …
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Al Sharpton‘s blackout plan
February 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Al Sharpton‘s blackout plan
Update: apparently I have access to Instagram again, but not Threads. I sent in an appeal with Threads but since they never TELL you what it is you did, it’s hard to defend yourself. A bit of an unfair process to ask me to explain myself when I don’t know what I did but whatever.
February 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Update: apparently I have access to Instagram again, but not Threads. I sent in an appeal with Threads but since they never TELL you what it is you did, it’s hard to defend yourself. A bit of an unfair process to ask me to explain myself when I don’t know what I did but whatever.
Heads up - Instagram suspended my account for basically no reason. I've appealed, so I'm waiting for that to come through. More here: undevoted.org/2025/02/28/6...
I’m not dead. | cosmic punk | undevoted.org
undevoted.org
February 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Heads up - Instagram suspended my account for basically no reason. I've appealed, so I'm waiting for that to come through. More here: undevoted.org/2025/02/28/6...
Excuse me, whose pappaw is this? You need to come take him back to the home, please.
January 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Excuse me, whose pappaw is this? You need to come take him back to the home, please.
In all seriousness, ANY Democrat that votes to confirm RFK Jr. needs to be primaried hard. If you still vote to confirm him after all their warnings, you are incapable of holding a driver’s license, let alone a seat in government.
January 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
In all seriousness, ANY Democrat that votes to confirm RFK Jr. needs to be primaried hard. If you still vote to confirm him after all their warnings, you are incapable of holding a driver’s license, let alone a seat in government.
Hey Trump voters in red states hit hardest by extreme weather: How does it feel knowing he doesn’t care about you?
Enjoy dealing with those hurricanes on your own, Gulf Coast. Good luck surviving tornado season, Bible Belt. I'm sure your state's economy will handle it *just fine*.
Enjoy dealing with those hurricanes on your own, Gulf Coast. Good luck surviving tornado season, Bible Belt. I'm sure your state's economy will handle it *just fine*.
January 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Hey Trump voters in red states hit hardest by extreme weather: How does it feel knowing he doesn’t care about you?
Enjoy dealing with those hurricanes on your own, Gulf Coast. Good luck surviving tornado season, Bible Belt. I'm sure your state's economy will handle it *just fine*.
Enjoy dealing with those hurricanes on your own, Gulf Coast. Good luck surviving tornado season, Bible Belt. I'm sure your state's economy will handle it *just fine*.
Milo Rossi absolutely nailing the Elon Musk conversation.
"Ever wondered what you would have done in 1930s Germany? I'll give you a hint: it's whatever you're doing right now."
"Ever wondered what you would have done in 1930s Germany? I'll give you a hint: it's whatever you're doing right now."
January 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Milo Rossi absolutely nailing the Elon Musk conversation.
"Ever wondered what you would have done in 1930s Germany? I'll give you a hint: it's whatever you're doing right now."
"Ever wondered what you would have done in 1930s Germany? I'll give you a hint: it's whatever you're doing right now."
Hey... MAGAs... c'mere.
*whisper* We know it wasn't about eggs. We're just using that talking point to mock you. We know you're just in it for the hate.
Have a nice day!
*whisper* We know it wasn't about eggs. We're just using that talking point to mock you. We know you're just in it for the hate.
Have a nice day!
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January 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Hey... MAGAs... c'mere.
*whisper* We know it wasn't about eggs. We're just using that talking point to mock you. We know you're just in it for the hate.
Have a nice day!
*whisper* We know it wasn't about eggs. We're just using that talking point to mock you. We know you're just in it for the hate.
Have a nice day!