Nate
@heytherenate.bsky.social
Feral gremlin just trying their best.
Whose shoes do I need to shit in?
April 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Whose shoes do I need to shit in?
3. Go home and awkwardly text the numbers immediately sending unhinged memes and then accept offers to hang out.
End 🧵
End 🧵
April 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
3. Go home and awkwardly text the numbers immediately sending unhinged memes and then accept offers to hang out.
End 🧵
End 🧵
2. Awkwardly answer questions about why you want the flowers. Accept phone numbers from the curious neighbors so that you can keep them updated on your dandelion doings. 🧵
April 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
2. Awkwardly answer questions about why you want the flowers. Accept phone numbers from the curious neighbors so that you can keep them updated on your dandelion doings. 🧵
Your speech is steadily improving. You are a badass! ❤️
April 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Your speech is steadily improving. You are a badass! ❤️
You look great in purple, babe 💜
March 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You look great in purple, babe 💜
My 14-yo has a choir concert tomorrow. We don't have hotel monies, so I am going to have to teach her take a bath in a cup of water 😭
March 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
My 14-yo has a choir concert tomorrow. We don't have hotel monies, so I am going to have to teach her take a bath in a cup of water 😭
Oh yeah, my tits totally make me feel better 89% of the time.
March 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Oh yeah, my tits totally make me feel better 89% of the time.