Nate
@heytherenate.bsky.social
Feral gremlin just trying their best.
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“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
May 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
I wish Duolingo asked me why I was deleting my account.. Anyway, good luck with the "AI-first" thing, Duo.
April 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I wish Duolingo asked me why I was deleting my account.. Anyway, good luck with the "AI-first" thing, Duo.
Loki doesn't like it when I pay attention to anything else but him.
April 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Loki doesn't like it when I pay attention to anything else but him.
I can barely afford groceries, Gayle, how the fuck am I supposed to go to space?
Gayle King Defends 11-Minute Space Flight After ‘Disrespectful’ Backlash:
"My question is, have y’all been to space? Go to space or go to Blue Origin and see what they do and then come back and say, ‘This is a terrible thing.'"
"My question is, have y’all been to space? Go to space or go to Blue Origin and see what they do and then come back and say, ‘This is a terrible thing.'"
Gayle King Defends 'Expensive' 11-Minute Space Flight After 'Disrespectful' Backlash
Gayle King defends Blue Origin space flight after herself, Katy Perry, and the other participants received backlash for going to space for 11 minutes.
rollingstone.com
April 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I can barely afford groceries, Gayle, how the fuck am I supposed to go to space?
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
How to make friends with your neighbors in 3 steps (a thread 🧵):
1. Awkwardly go door to door asking neighbors if you can pick some dandelion flowers from their yards. It helps if you're sweaty and beet red.
1. Awkwardly go door to door asking neighbors if you can pick some dandelion flowers from their yards. It helps if you're sweaty and beet red.
April 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
How to make friends with your neighbors in 3 steps (a thread 🧵):
1. Awkwardly go door to door asking neighbors if you can pick some dandelion flowers from their yards. It helps if you're sweaty and beet red.
1. Awkwardly go door to door asking neighbors if you can pick some dandelion flowers from their yards. It helps if you're sweaty and beet red.
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Every day is Fool's Day under this administration, April isn't special 😒
April 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Every day is Fool's Day under this administration, April isn't special 😒
Every day is Fool's Day when your life is a joke, April isn't special 😒
April 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Every day is Fool's Day when your life is a joke, April isn't special 😒
And sometimes dinner is whatever leftover vegetables you find in the freezer just about to be freezer burnt and a can of garbanzo beans you found in the back of a cabinet.
March 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
And sometimes dinner is whatever leftover vegetables you find in the freezer just about to be freezer burnt and a can of garbanzo beans you found in the back of a cabinet.
I don't think I have ever cried as hard as this over a book before. 📚💙
Watching the movie adaptation is going to be BRUTAL.
#booksky #SunriseOnTheReaping #HungerGames
Watching the movie adaptation is going to be BRUTAL.
#booksky #SunriseOnTheReaping #HungerGames
March 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I don't think I have ever cried as hard as this over a book before. 📚💙
Watching the movie adaptation is going to be BRUTAL.
#booksky #SunriseOnTheReaping #HungerGames
Watching the movie adaptation is going to be BRUTAL.
#booksky #SunriseOnTheReaping #HungerGames
I was about to *finally* start Severance when my phone chimed with an email that my library had acquired more e-copies of Sunrise on the Reaping & it was available NOW, would I like it?
I guess I'll start the show tomorrow, then.
For now, I will read. And cry.
📚💙
#booksky #SunriseOnTheReaping
I guess I'll start the show tomorrow, then.
For now, I will read. And cry.
📚💙
#booksky #SunriseOnTheReaping
March 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I was about to *finally* start Severance when my phone chimed with an email that my library had acquired more e-copies of Sunrise on the Reaping & it was available NOW, would I like it?
I guess I'll start the show tomorrow, then.
For now, I will read. And cry.
📚💙
#booksky #SunriseOnTheReaping
I guess I'll start the show tomorrow, then.
For now, I will read. And cry.
📚💙
#booksky #SunriseOnTheReaping
Still no water.
But my post-Covid brain is functioning enough to read again, so that's nice. I read Sharp Objects yesterday. Amazing read.
But my post-Covid brain is functioning enough to read again, so that's nice. I read Sharp Objects yesterday. Amazing read.
March 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Still no water.
But my post-Covid brain is functioning enough to read again, so that's nice. I read Sharp Objects yesterday. Amazing read.
But my post-Covid brain is functioning enough to read again, so that's nice. I read Sharp Objects yesterday. Amazing read.
They're doing work on our water main. Haven't had water in 2 days. Won't have water until *at least* tomorrow.
I feel massively inconvenienced, yet also like this is the epitome of a First World Problem.
I feel massively inconvenienced, yet also like this is the epitome of a First World Problem.
March 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
They're doing work on our water main. Haven't had water in 2 days. Won't have water until *at least* tomorrow.
I feel massively inconvenienced, yet also like this is the epitome of a First World Problem.
I feel massively inconvenienced, yet also like this is the epitome of a First World Problem.
I won't know for sure that a new tattoo will solve all of my problems until I try.
March 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I won't know for sure that a new tattoo will solve all of my problems until I try.
March 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Sorry I have been M.I.A., I had COVID.
Testing negative now, and feeling better, but not feeling 100% by any means.
Testing negative now, and feeling better, but not feeling 100% by any means.
March 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Sorry I have been M.I.A., I had COVID.
Testing negative now, and feeling better, but not feeling 100% by any means.
Testing negative now, and feeling better, but not feeling 100% by any means.
Being (mildly) allergic to wheat is great, because if you're ever constipated you can just have a sandwich on regular bread and within the hour you're shitting out everything you've ever eaten. Ever.
March 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Being (mildly) allergic to wheat is great, because if you're ever constipated you can just have a sandwich on regular bread and within the hour you're shitting out everything you've ever eaten. Ever.
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Got a printer? You can start fighting fascism. Here's a thread of things you can print and distribute. 👇
I promise doing something--even this--feels better than raging silently. And maybe it'll show you that standing up is possible and open you up to more things you can do.
I promise doing something--even this--feels better than raging silently. And maybe it'll show you that standing up is possible and open you up to more things you can do.
March 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Got a printer? You can start fighting fascism. Here's a thread of things you can print and distribute. 👇
I promise doing something--even this--feels better than raging silently. And maybe it'll show you that standing up is possible and open you up to more things you can do.
I promise doing something--even this--feels better than raging silently. And maybe it'll show you that standing up is possible and open you up to more things you can do.
My betta fish, Swimothy, is dying.
March 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My betta fish, Swimothy, is dying.
Good morning! If anyone sees my youngest walking to the bus stop in a t-shirt and sweatpants, just know that I TOLD her it was cold. She has a giant hoodie in her backpack. It just clashes with her outfit.
#teenagers #WorldsOkayestParent
#teenagers #WorldsOkayestParent
March 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Good morning! If anyone sees my youngest walking to the bus stop in a t-shirt and sweatpants, just know that I TOLD her it was cold. She has a giant hoodie in her backpack. It just clashes with her outfit.
#teenagers #WorldsOkayestParent
#teenagers #WorldsOkayestParent
Why is it that when I look in the mirror, I look decent. Not drop-dead gorgeous or anything, but I look pretty damn good! But when I take a picture of myself, I look like.. eww.
Do other people see me the way I see myself or the way the camera sees me?
Do other people see me the way I see myself or the way the camera sees me?
February 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Why is it that when I look in the mirror, I look decent. Not drop-dead gorgeous or anything, but I look pretty damn good! But when I take a picture of myself, I look like.. eww.
Do other people see me the way I see myself or the way the camera sees me?
Do other people see me the way I see myself or the way the camera sees me?
Me: "If you make peanut butter cookies with more than 3 ingredients, you are WRONG"
Also me: *adds a splash of vanilla, a sprinkle of salt, and divides the sugar in half--one half white, one half brown*
Also me: *adds a splash of vanilla, a sprinkle of salt, and divides the sugar in half--one half white, one half brown*
February 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Me: "If you make peanut butter cookies with more than 3 ingredients, you are WRONG"
Also me: *adds a splash of vanilla, a sprinkle of salt, and divides the sugar in half--one half white, one half brown*
Also me: *adds a splash of vanilla, a sprinkle of salt, and divides the sugar in half--one half white, one half brown*
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1) You do not represent Donald Trump—you represent the United States of America. This statement is fundamentally anti-American.
2) Not only is this statement absurd and wrong, but it’s also grammatically incorrect. Trumps’?!
2) Not only is this statement absurd and wrong, but it’s also grammatically incorrect. Trumps’?!
February 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
1) You do not represent Donald Trump—you represent the United States of America. This statement is fundamentally anti-American.
2) Not only is this statement absurd and wrong, but it’s also grammatically incorrect. Trumps’?!
2) Not only is this statement absurd and wrong, but it’s also grammatically incorrect. Trumps’?!
I am sick and laid up on the couch. My cat, Loki, is laying on my chest. He wants me to believe that he is concerned for me, that he is nursing me back to health. But I know he is just waiting for me to die so that he can eat my face. I love him so much.
My view right now:
My view right now:
February 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I am sick and laid up on the couch. My cat, Loki, is laying on my chest. He wants me to believe that he is concerned for me, that he is nursing me back to health. But I know he is just waiting for me to die so that he can eat my face. I love him so much.
My view right now:
My view right now: