heytheredude
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heytheredude
@heytheredude.bsky.social
In my Swiftie era
What kind of fancy huge chickpeas are these?!
January 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
My doctor was like your bloodwork looks really great! I responded with "awesome.. i'm a fat person with low cholesterol.. i'm gonna take that as a win."
January 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
oh no :( been there!
January 10, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Just me or are these huge?!
January 10, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Really glad I have to go to work where I can't doomscroll.
January 3, 2026 at 11:55 AM
OMG YES! I LOVE STORY TIME!
January 2, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Same.
January 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM
It was hilarious. The neighbor said nothing after this advice lol
December 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Wait, it isn't? WAIT.... I can't remember what my stupid brain thinks it is.. bells of holly? BELLS OF HOLLY?! DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?!
December 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
omg this happened to me, too. But then came a cough variant asthma diagnosis so lol
December 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Invest in a good peri bottle and the good toilet paper!
December 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Oh no :(

So painful! Heating pad helps immensely with the muscle spasms! I once lost my balance and threw myself into the side of the toilet. Broke 2 ribs. :/ I did thousands of involuntary crunches while I waited for my heating pad to be delivered.
December 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Born at 24 weeks, 2 lbs 9oz. Hydrocephalus and 18 months old dx cerebral palsy. Extensive FH of brain aneurysm and now same parent with stroke history. Experiencing unexplained pitting edema in both legs but not my whole leg.. only on the side a few inches around/above ankle.
December 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It absolutely is.
December 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
It is true. How the hell do you think other countries pay for their universal healthcare? TAXES, dumbass!
December 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM