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heytheredude
@heytheredude.bsky.social
· Nov 24
And just like that...
I'M A PAPERWEIGHT AGAIN BECAUSE MEN ARE FUCKING CREEPY.
I'M A PAPERWEIGHT AGAIN BECAUSE MEN ARE FUCKING CREEPY.
I don't understand why people confidently tell me that they'll be doing neuropsychological evaluations without insurance because it's "cheaper" and then I tell them it isn't and quote them a price of $3600... they are so pissed.
Ma'am, these are DOCTORS spending AT LEAST 6 HOURS ON YOUR CARE.
Ma'am, these are DOCTORS spending AT LEAST 6 HOURS ON YOUR CARE.
January 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I don't understand why people confidently tell me that they'll be doing neuropsychological evaluations without insurance because it's "cheaper" and then I tell them it isn't and quote them a price of $3600... they are so pissed.
Ma'am, these are DOCTORS spending AT LEAST 6 HOURS ON YOUR CARE.
Ma'am, these are DOCTORS spending AT LEAST 6 HOURS ON YOUR CARE.
One of our doctors officially semi-retired today. She was cleaning out her office and her personal things in our kitchenette. She left me two bags of popcorn and an unopened box of popcorn like they were prized gifts.
Something told me to check the box.
EXPIRED IN 2020.
Right into the trashcan
Something told me to check the box.
EXPIRED IN 2020.
Right into the trashcan
January 14, 2026 at 12:18 AM
One of our doctors officially semi-retired today. She was cleaning out her office and her personal things in our kitchenette. She left me two bags of popcorn and an unopened box of popcorn like they were prized gifts.
Something told me to check the box.
EXPIRED IN 2020.
Right into the trashcan
Something told me to check the box.
EXPIRED IN 2020.
Right into the trashcan
I was really busy at work today.
I'm finding out that:
1) we're buying Greenland
2) ICE murdered someone
3) the US seized Russian oil tanker
World War, here we come.
I'm finding out that:
1) we're buying Greenland
2) ICE murdered someone
3) the US seized Russian oil tanker
World War, here we come.
January 8, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I was really busy at work today.
I'm finding out that:
1) we're buying Greenland
2) ICE murdered someone
3) the US seized Russian oil tanker
World War, here we come.
I'm finding out that:
1) we're buying Greenland
2) ICE murdered someone
3) the US seized Russian oil tanker
World War, here we come.
We put a crazy man in charge of the nation.
January 3, 2026 at 11:53 AM
We put a crazy man in charge of the nation.
Wait.. is this how this works? If so, WHO IS COMING TO SAVE US?! THEY'RE ROUNDING PEOPLE UP LIKE CATTLE OVER HERE!
January 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Wait.. is this how this works? If so, WHO IS COMING TO SAVE US?! THEY'RE ROUNDING PEOPLE UP LIKE CATTLE OVER HERE!
I think we're in for some *weather* because my head is about to explode.
January 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I think we're in for some *weather* because my head is about to explode.
You guys. Where should I go for vacation this year? I'm not super jazzed about going places alone so i'm kind like... meh, what if I just stay home... but also don't want to be my Mom having never lived my life and then a medical thing severely alters the course of my life... so.... vacation?
January 2, 2026 at 9:21 PM
You guys. Where should I go for vacation this year? I'm not super jazzed about going places alone so i'm kind like... meh, what if I just stay home... but also don't want to be my Mom having never lived my life and then a medical thing severely alters the course of my life... so.... vacation?
Stop everything. There is a new Final Destination?! Like.. the same movie that has me terrified of log transport trucks for the past 20+ years?!
January 1, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Stop everything. There is a new Final Destination?! Like.. the same movie that has me terrified of log transport trucks for the past 20+ years?!
Just heard my neighbor's friend say "The right answer is do whatever you think is right."
God, what a useless friend.
God, what a useless friend.
December 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Just heard my neighbor's friend say "The right answer is do whatever you think is right."
God, what a useless friend.
God, what a useless friend.
Hey #medsky going to my first cardiology appointment in February. Couldn't find a doctor locally that works with premature birth adults -- any recommendations on studies I can/should bring to my appointment to give to the Dr. re: risk factors for me?
December 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Hey #medsky going to my first cardiology appointment in February. Couldn't find a doctor locally that works with premature birth adults -- any recommendations on studies I can/should bring to my appointment to give to the Dr. re: risk factors for me?
While everyone was celebrating, I was raiding the clearance bin at Crate & Barrel. DO YOU SEE THE PRICE ON THOSE GIANT SILPATS?!
December 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
While everyone was celebrating, I was raiding the clearance bin at Crate & Barrel. DO YOU SEE THE PRICE ON THOSE GIANT SILPATS?!
I was really looking froward to a quiet and peaceful Christmas. Some crazy person has been outside just screaming their fool head off for hours.
December 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I was really looking froward to a quiet and peaceful Christmas. Some crazy person has been outside just screaming their fool head off for hours.
Pretty sure I ran into Birdie again on the streetcar but I don't have the balls to say hi.
December 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Pretty sure I ran into Birdie again on the streetcar but I don't have the balls to say hi.
People who use a Danish dough whisk to stir liquids... why do you do this? It is the wrong tool for the job.
December 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
People who use a Danish dough whisk to stir liquids... why do you do this? It is the wrong tool for the job.
Traffic sign on the side walking taking up the entire sidewalk outside a facility that provides rehabilitation to stroke and spinal cord patients... There is a second facility at the end of this intersection for disabled children... Cmon Kansas City, do fucking better.
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Traffic sign on the side walking taking up the entire sidewalk outside a facility that provides rehabilitation to stroke and spinal cord patients... There is a second facility at the end of this intersection for disabled children... Cmon Kansas City, do fucking better.
I bought a bunch of compression socks from Wellow.. they're too big in the feet and too long.. the length of the calf part varies from pair to pair.. most are hit right at the bend of my leg and cut off my circulation. lol.
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I bought a bunch of compression socks from Wellow.. they're too big in the feet and too long.. the length of the calf part varies from pair to pair.. most are hit right at the bend of my leg and cut off my circulation. lol.
My across the hall neighbor owns a company where she cleans houses for rich people. Her front door is always filthy so I cleaned it for her today. Maybe she's so tired at the end of the cleaning for other people that she can't be bothered to clean her door.. I have no idea. Wonder if she'll notice.
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My across the hall neighbor owns a company where she cleans houses for rich people. Her front door is always filthy so I cleaned it for her today. Maybe she's so tired at the end of the cleaning for other people that she can't be bothered to clean her door.. I have no idea. Wonder if she'll notice.
This has to end. I hope this woman sues them into oblivion for violating EMTALA.
www.kmbc.com/article/indi...
www.kmbc.com/article/indi...
Family says hospital discharged pregnant woman in labor before she gave birth in car
An Indiana woman says she was sent home while in labor and delivered in a car minutes later.
www.kmbc.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This has to end. I hope this woman sues them into oblivion for violating EMTALA.
www.kmbc.com/article/indi...
www.kmbc.com/article/indi...
Me trying to go home on the streetcar... KCPD blocking the tracks.. why? Because they can. Kcfd took off. They're waiting on a transport van so we all have to wait... Unrelated to streetcar at all. Couldn't pull into neighboring lots... Nope. Guy sitting at the stop under arrest.
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Me trying to go home on the streetcar... KCPD blocking the tracks.. why? Because they can. Kcfd took off. They're waiting on a transport van so we all have to wait... Unrelated to streetcar at all. Couldn't pull into neighboring lots... Nope. Guy sitting at the stop under arrest.
What an excuse to be late to work. Start towing these assholes parking on the tracks!
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
What an excuse to be late to work. Start towing these assholes parking on the tracks!
We have to wait SEVEN WHOLE MONTHS FOR THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2.
Rude.
Rude.
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
We have to wait SEVEN WHOLE MONTHS FOR THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2.
Rude.
Rude.
I received Elyse Myers' book today.. and saw this just as I was about to crawl in bed to begin reading it...
Be the change you wish to see in the world and all that jazz.
Be the change you wish to see in the world and all that jazz.
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I received Elyse Myers' book today.. and saw this just as I was about to crawl in bed to begin reading it...
Be the change you wish to see in the world and all that jazz.
Be the change you wish to see in the world and all that jazz.
You guys, I saw Joyce Carol Oates trending and was like OOH MAYBE THEY'RE RE-RELEASING ONE OF MY FAVORITE BOOKS....
She's over here barbecuing Melon.
She's over here barbecuing Melon.
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
You guys, I saw Joyce Carol Oates trending and was like OOH MAYBE THEY'RE RE-RELEASING ONE OF MY FAVORITE BOOKS....
She's over here barbecuing Melon.
She's over here barbecuing Melon.
Pts (36) Mom called today for a neuropsych eval.. pt had sudden onset dx of oppositional defiance disorder 3 years ago, out of character for pt. Mom calling because she's seeking guardianship. Asked if he'd seen a neurologist (no). WHY IS THE MOM IGNORING THIS?! BRAIN TUMOR UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE.
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Pts (36) Mom called today for a neuropsych eval.. pt had sudden onset dx of oppositional defiance disorder 3 years ago, out of character for pt. Mom calling because she's seeking guardianship. Asked if he'd seen a neurologist (no). WHY IS THE MOM IGNORING THIS?! BRAIN TUMOR UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE.
Breakin' out the vintage silk cashmere JCrew scarf with glee! My favorite part of getting dressed to go outside.
November 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Breakin' out the vintage silk cashmere JCrew scarf with glee! My favorite part of getting dressed to go outside.