Happy Divorce Is Final Day to all who celebrate!!
June 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Happy Divorce Is Final Day to all who celebrate!!
Daughter's boyfriend said he "prefers old movies." I ask which ones.
"Well, like Predator."
Me: media1.tenor.com/m/9z1X_nWSC7...
"Well, like Predator."
Me: media1.tenor.com/m/9z1X_nWSC7...
May 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Daughter's boyfriend said he "prefers old movies." I ask which ones.
"Well, like Predator."
Me: media1.tenor.com/m/9z1X_nWSC7...
"Well, like Predator."
Me: media1.tenor.com/m/9z1X_nWSC7...
So many assholes on my back patio
April 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
So many assholes on my back patio
I read this as Trump was targeting Sudanese paramilitaries in K-12 and thought “of course he is.”
April 17, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I read this as Trump was targeting Sudanese paramilitaries in K-12 and thought “of course he is.”
She also wants me to take out all the plants. Y’all, would you NOT buy a house with these plants in it? “But I’d have to water it.” Yo, it’s MY plant that I grew from an online shipment
March 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
She also wants me to take out all the plants. Y’all, would you NOT buy a house with these plants in it? “But I’d have to water it.” Yo, it’s MY plant that I grew from an online shipment
Still cleaning out house to get it listed. I found one of daughter’s old dress-up shoes.
Just one though.
She left it behind.
Nice way for this shoe to stay on-brand.
Just one though.
She left it behind.
Nice way for this shoe to stay on-brand.
March 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Still cleaning out house to get it listed. I found one of daughter’s old dress-up shoes.
Just one though.
She left it behind.
Nice way for this shoe to stay on-brand.
Just one though.
She left it behind.
Nice way for this shoe to stay on-brand.
Oh the ass-kissing
January 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Oh the ass-kissing
Close enough to hop on? Bc *this* place… ~~waves arms around~~
January 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Close enough to hop on? Bc *this* place… ~~waves arms around~~
Jawa (male tabby) and Kiki (F, grey lump)
December 15, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Jawa (male tabby) and Kiki (F, grey lump)
I’m like 1 away from wanting to ban my McDs order
December 12, 2024 at 7:28 PM
I’m like 1 away from wanting to ban my McDs order
Watching the new Churchill documentary and …
December 7, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Watching the new Churchill documentary and …
Hey everybody go to Settings, Accessibility and click that thing up at the top so you don’t forget
December 3, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Hey everybody go to Settings, Accessibility and click that thing up at the top so you don’t forget
I title this “Hope Springs Eternal”
November 28, 2024 at 10:48 PM
I title this “Hope Springs Eternal”
If you see this, please repost with a favorite photo of the sky that you’ve taken recently
November 16, 2024 at 4:09 PM
If you see this, please repost with a favorite photo of the sky that you’ve taken recently
So I took a Buzzfeed quiz and it gave me this and for a moment I thought, "Well played, Buzzfeed."
But also Ross was a shitty professor who dated a student so nah.
But also Ross was a shitty professor who dated a student so nah.
November 12, 2024 at 8:01 PM
So I took a Buzzfeed quiz and it gave me this and for a moment I thought, "Well played, Buzzfeed."
But also Ross was a shitty professor who dated a student so nah.
But also Ross was a shitty professor who dated a student so nah.
Why are they saying she’s all alone” surrounded by puppies & kitties?
January 15, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Why are they saying she’s all alone” surrounded by puppies & kitties?
I mean bro is just burning money
November 30, 2023 at 12:50 AM
I mean bro is just burning money
Me: Okay today I'm gonna make progress on that grading.
Canvas: LOL
Canvas: LOL
November 14, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Me: Okay today I'm gonna make progress on that grading.
Canvas: LOL
Canvas: LOL
I get texts from my daughter.
(She’s taking an art history class. And now I’m zoomed way in on a multi-thousand year old image of what I suspect to be a non-penis.)
(She’s taking an art history class. And now I’m zoomed way in on a multi-thousand year old image of what I suspect to be a non-penis.)
October 19, 2023 at 5:03 PM
I get texts from my daughter.
(She’s taking an art history class. And now I’m zoomed way in on a multi-thousand year old image of what I suspect to be a non-penis.)
(She’s taking an art history class. And now I’m zoomed way in on a multi-thousand year old image of what I suspect to be a non-penis.)
Just saw this in the Whole Foods parking lot and it’s been a while since I’ve had this many questions.
August 22, 2023 at 5:07 PM
Just saw this in the Whole Foods parking lot and it’s been a while since I’ve had this many questions.