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Heated Rivalry
December 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Heated Rivalry
“HE IS 34 YEARS OLDER THAN HER”, “HE IS 32 YEARS OLDER THAN HER” screams a man 20 years older than her.
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“HE IS 34 YEARS OLDER THAN HER”, “HE IS 32 YEARS OLDER THAN HER” screams a man 20 years older than her.
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where i’m at: living and dying by a man called erndog
October 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
where i’m at: living and dying by a man called erndog
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I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment
i thought a lot about the blue jays losing in the alcs because i am a broken person whose first priority is avoiding crushing disappointment.
the silver lining of that was feeling at peace with the blue jays losing to seattle, who would then go on to their first world series in franchise history.
the silver lining of that was feeling at peace with the blue jays losing to seattle, who would then go on to their first world series in franchise history.
October 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
i thought a lot about the blue jays losing in the alcs because i am a broken person whose first priority is avoiding crushing disappointment.
the silver lining of that was feeling at peace with the blue jays losing to seattle, who would then go on to their first world series in franchise history.
the silver lining of that was feeling at peace with the blue jays losing to seattle, who would then go on to their first world series in franchise history.
sign bo before friday, you cowards.
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
sign bo before friday, you cowards.
i am, in fact, not built for this.
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i am, in fact, not built for this.
as a long-time fan of toronto sports teams, this feeling is alarmingly unfamiliar.
October 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
as a long-time fan of toronto sports teams, this feeling is alarmingly unfamiliar.
do you think pierre poilievre woke up this morning & put his glasses back on?
April 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
do you think pierre poilievre woke up this morning & put his glasses back on?
i am just a girl doing math in an excel spreadsheet everyday against her will.
December 10, 2024 at 5:28 PM
i am just a girl doing math in an excel spreadsheet everyday against her will.
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[columbo on hot ones] just one more wing
October 14, 2024 at 6:48 PM
[columbo on hot ones] just one more wing
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(pleadingly) do the hustle
(menacingly) DO THE HUSTLE
(menacingly) DO THE HUSTLE
January 26, 2024 at 2:38 AM
(pleadingly) do the hustle
(menacingly) DO THE HUSTLE
(menacingly) DO THE HUSTLE
today on youtube i watched a tiny turtle eat a broccoli floret
December 16, 2023 at 1:39 AM
today on youtube i watched a tiny turtle eat a broccoli floret
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this could fix me
August 5, 2023 at 3:43 AM
this could fix me