Cameron Winter sounds like if a singer was a ghost.

There. I said it.

“I hope they aerialists otherwise it’s weird” - my partner out of context

I launched my new canoe today.
I call it Pheather2.
It weighs 11.6 pounds

"We hall have the same friend group too. You ever think about that? There's the jiu-jitsu instructor. The blood boy. And the guy who won't stop talking about Augustus Caesar, he always gets the party started"

My partner said I’m not cut out for the met gala. Bitch I wore a prison onesie with a tiara in high school.

Pet birds are interesting because on one hand they are disgusting little monsters with revolting feet and a mouth that hinges up and butthole that doesn’t close, but then they sing “coo keey coo keeey” - and I’m like I WANT ONE

My partner’s Bluesky posts are funny and it makes me uncomfortable.

Dude I know: do you do yoga?
Me: No, why?
Dude: you wear yoga pants A LOT.
Me: I’m experimenting.
Dude: with yoga?
Me: No.

I asked my partner to teach me Bluesky and he said “right now I’m trying to get it to stop showing me furry art.”

Santa is the perfect man. I fantasize about a man breaking into my home, leaving presents, and being gone before I wake up.

I’m here. I’m queer. I’m stuck rhyming my posts, I fear.