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heyitszach.bsky.social
Zach
@heyitszach.bsky.social
94 followers 85 following 40 posts
Late 30s, queer, open/poly. Phoenix, AZ. Vers top. Fan of speedos, singlets, and gear. Working on being more flirty, feeling like a snack, and building confidence.

A mostly NSFW alt account. 😈 🌵 🏳️‍🌈
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heyitszach.bsky.social
Happy #FCF. Now, I just need two or three people to join me for some fun… 😏
A long, hard cock with a trimmed bush, from the perspective of the photographer looking down while lying on a bed. A hand is cupping his balls and a leg is stretched out in the background. The setting is a bedroom with dark walls.
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
heyitszach.bsky.social
Good news, everyone! I found my rainbow mesh booty shorts (and there’s a matching thong; even though it’s Jocktober I figured y’all wouldn’t mind).
The image shows a person from the waist down wearing bright, rainbow-striped mesh shorts that are snug and hit at the upper thigh. Above, the person is wearing a red tank top adorned with a playful avocado graphic. The setting appears to be indoors, with a carpeted floor and a dark green wall in the background, along with a hint of a potted plant to the right. The image shows a person from the side standing indoors, wearing bright, rainbow-striped mesh shorts that are snug and hit at the upper thigh. The shorts contrast sharply with the person's bare legs. In the background, there is a television on a wooden dresser against a green wall, and a doorway leading to another room illuminated with blue lighting. The floor is carpeted in a neutral tone, adding to the cozy indoor setting. The image shows a person from the waist down wearing bright, rainbow-striped mesh underwear that are snug and accentuate their bulge and hairy thighs. Above, the person is wearing a red tank top adorned with a playful avocado graphic. The setting appears to be indoors, with a carpeted floor and a green wall in the background.
October 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
heyitszach.bsky.social
Hi there… 😏 #MonochromeMonday #mcm
Black and white photo, side perspective of a bulging white jockstrap pouch and hairy upper thigh. A pair of shorts have been pulled down to show off the jock and rest lower on the thighs at the bottom of the frame. The individual is standing in a well-lit bedroom.
September 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
heyitszach.bsky.social
Every threesome should end with cupcakes.
In the foreground, a hand holds a ceramic dish containing two Halloween-themed cupcakes, one with orange frosting and the other with purple, both adorned with colorful sprinkles. Behind the treats, a leg is visible wearing short, striped shorts. The setting is a cozy living room with a gray sofa, a round coffee table featuring Halloween decorations like a witch figurine and ghost napkins, and a television displaying a colorful pattern.
September 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
heyitszach.bsky.social
You can’t tell but this meets the criteria for #ThongThursday in addition to #Thighsday.

(Also celebrating that I can walk around wearing slutty underwear during the day because school has started and it’s just me and the husband at home now.)
A male figure from the midsection down wearing a brown t-shirt and no pants, just a bright blue mesh pouch with pink contrast piping that is part of a thong. Hairy thighs are visible, and they are holding some mesh floral shorts in one hand having just taken them off.
August 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
heyitszach.bsky.social
Happy #FatCockFriday featuring the husband’s perky ass as my view when I woke up.

It’s a long (😏) weekend for us and we’re starting the vibes right.
Image of a hard cock in the foreground, slightly in shadow, with a tall figure in the background, facing away from the camera so their ass is in full view.
July 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
heyitszach.bsky.social
Here’s to the weekend. 🥂 Anyone wanna come relax with me? 😈 #FCF
Top perspective of a hard cock, at the edge of a bed, legs spread wide.
July 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
heyitszach.bsky.social
The gay millennial urge to always wear a pink jock on Wednesdays…
First-person POV looking down at a pink jockstrap, the waistband pulled down just slightly, as I sit in a chair with my hairy legs spread apart. The textured pink fabric contrasts with the navy office chair and accentuates the bulge it contains.
July 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
heyitszach.bsky.social
Wood morning. 😈 Don’t let the Sunday Scaries get you down today.
June 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
heyitszach.bsky.social
Time for the weekend.
June 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
heyitszach.bsky.social
Wood mor…I mean, good morning! Up and at it on this #fcf.
Hard cock backlit by a large window in a room with green walls. The individual is on a bed with striped linen sheets, and there is a white dresser and a tall plant in the background.
March 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
heyitszach.bsky.social
We made it to the end of the week! Happy #fcf. I could use some help with this later… 😈
A long, hard cock lit by morning sunlight and leaning to the right. Trimmed pubes and a thick thigh are also visible.
March 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
heyitszach.bsky.social
Who's next? #fcf 😈🍆🍑
Image of a hard cock resting on top of another person's ass, as if ready to fuck. The bottom is wearing a white spandex singlet with a cutout for their butt, and you can see where their clothes were recently removed and pressing against their skin without any underwear in between. The top is mostly out of frame, just a long, hard, veiny dick ready for a good time.
March 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
heyitszach.bsky.social
It’s a two-for-one #ThighsDay #ThirstyThursday 🥵
Image of a man without pants holding a cocktail in one hand, his dick out, with one hairy leg stretched out along a chaise.
March 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
heyitszach.bsky.social
When work sucks, post nudes for the dopamine hit? (This technically counts as a #TummyTuesday although it wasn’t planned for that.)
Hairy tummy and a mostly-hard cock, lying in a bed.
March 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
heyitszach.bsky.social
Did someone say Singlet Sunday?
A man, with his face obscured by a digital sticker, leans against a bed in a dimly lit room. The lighting behind him is blue with warmer light illuminating from the front. He is wearing a white spandex singlet with black trim, the material is stretched over his semi-erect cock, an outline of which is visible through the fabric.
March 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
heyitszach.bsky.social
Softie Saturday but not if I keep scrolling through y’all’s pics. 🥵
A POV shot looking down at my soft dick while lounging on a bed, with hairy legs stretching out.
March 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
heyitszach.bsky.social
In just under the wire for #fcf, and while the picture was taken this morning y’all got me hot and bothered with the timeline today.

(Main got this in a to-be-deleted-in-the-morning post but it deserves to live on. Can’t promise I’ll use this alt all the time but I’m gonna try.)
Close up of a man’s crotch, holding his erect penis through his unzipped tan pants.
March 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
heyitszach.bsky.social
Happy #FCF. Anyone wanna help me celebrate?
A man wearing sheer black underwear, holding his hard cock as it strains against the fabric.
November 30, 2024 at 5:28 AM
heyitszach.bsky.social
Looking forward to being someone’s side dish or snack over the long weekend. 😏🍑
A black and white image of a man facing away from the camera, pulling down his pants to expose his ass in a thong. In the background are plants, a patio, and a building all out of focus to draw focus to the subject.
November 28, 2024 at 4:15 AM
heyitszach.bsky.social
It’s still #HumpDay, so might as well put up a post to get things started on this account.
Photo of a man from the back, wearing a gray tank top and green CB13 briefs, showing off thighs/legs.
November 14, 2024 at 3:11 AM