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heyitszach.bsky.social
Zach
@heyitszach.bsky.social
Late 30s, queer, open/poly. Phoenix, AZ. Vers top. Fan of speedos, singlets, and gear. Working on being more flirty, feeling like a snack, and building confidence.

A mostly NSFW alt account. 😈 🌵 🏳️‍🌈
Happy #FCF. Now, I just need two or three people to join me for some fun… 😏
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Good news, everyone! I found my rainbow mesh booty shorts (and there’s a matching thong; even though it’s Jocktober I figured y’all wouldn’t mind).
October 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Hi there… 😏 #MonochromeMonday #mcm
September 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I need work to calm down a bit so I have more time during the day to take nudes. 😭
September 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Every threesome should end with cupcakes.
September 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
You can’t tell but this meets the criteria for #ThongThursday in addition to #Thighsday.

(Also celebrating that I can walk around wearing slutty underwear during the day because school has started and it’s just me and the husband at home now.)
August 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Happy #FatCockFriday featuring the husband’s perky ass as my view when I woke up.

It’s a long (😏) weekend for us and we’re starting the vibes right.
July 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Here’s to the weekend. 🥂 Anyone wanna come relax with me? 😈 #FCF
July 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The gay millennial urge to always wear a pink jock on Wednesdays…
July 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Wood morning. 😈 Don’t let the Sunday Scaries get you down today.
June 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Time for the weekend.
June 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Wood mor…I mean, good morning! Up and at it on this #fcf.
March 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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We made it to the end of the week! Happy #fcf. I could use some help with this later… 😈
March 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
We made it to the end of the week! Happy #fcf. I could use some help with this later… 😈
March 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Who's next? #fcf 😈🍆🍑
March 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Who's next? #fcf 😈🍆🍑
March 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It’s a two-for-one #ThighsDay #ThirstyThursday 🥵
March 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
When work sucks, post nudes for the dopamine hit? (This technically counts as a #TummyTuesday although it wasn’t planned for that.)
March 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Did someone say Singlet Sunday?
March 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Did someone say Singlet Sunday?
March 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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i just wanna watch videos of my hot friends getting fucked
March 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Softie Saturday but not if I keep scrolling through y’all’s pics. 🥵
March 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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In just under the wire for #fcf, and while the picture was taken this morning y’all got me hot and bothered with the timeline today.

(Main got this in a to-be-deleted-in-the-morning post but it deserves to live on. Can’t promise I’ll use this alt all the time but I’m gonna try.)
March 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM