Ylan
heyitsylan.bsky.social
Ylan
@heyitsylan.bsky.social
📍PNW
💻 Tech. Dogs. Reading. Crafting. Food. Photography.
One of my favorite things Fig does has to be busting the bathroom door open so that he can be involved, but going to lay in our bed afterwards instead of coming in.

The fella in question:
May 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Recession indicator: a podcast ad where the ad reader mentions that this site is great for shopping, but that they haven't bought anything yet. Relatable, honestly.
May 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Me drinking a "healthy" soda: "This would be much improved with about 20 more grams of sugar."
April 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Stepped outside, breathed in once, sneezed twice. How's spring going for everyone else?
April 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
My morning routine currently consists of downloading all of the worst world news to my brain and then sitting at my desk for 8 hours pretending that typing and clicking buttons matters.
April 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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You have your phone plugged in all night

The other end of the cable isn't plugged into the wall
April 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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This.

⬇️
April 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Skipping the crowds at the UW Quad this year and finding one-off cherry blossom moments on our own. 🌸
April 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Sometimes in this fast-moving and complex modern world, it’s hard to know what’s right and what’s wrong. But here’s a handy rule of thumb: If you are ever on one side of an issue, and Sesame Street is on the other, YOU’RE the bad guy.
April 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Was going to wait a month or two before cluttering up our house with baby items (we've been slowly buying things to spread out the expenses) but then my husband made the point that I should buy now before all the prices rise from tariffs.

Just another way this admin dictates how we live I guess. 😒
April 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
"Split Fiction" was the couch co-op distraction we needed. These little vignettes are wild.
March 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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me in 2005: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because it's a movie about a dinosaur theme park

me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service
March 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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"We fucked with that thing you love. It sucks now."

- companies who made your favorite stuff
March 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'm so glad that several years ago when we considered getting a Tesla that we decided to just stick with running our two Hyundais into the ground.
March 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It's a unique sadness to feel safe and content in your immediate bubble while it feels like the world is burning around it.
March 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This is such a loss. I spent so much time here with my mom growing up, picking out fabrics for her sewing projects, and now as an adult selecting yarn combos for my fiber crafting. The end of an era in an era of many endings.
Fabrics and crafts retailer Joann is going out of business and closing all its stores.
February 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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This feels so relevant right now.
February 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.

EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.

Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Realized that without even thinking about it, when I look up public health information now I also cross-ref the CDC site with other sites from different countries JUST IN CASE. It's honestly sad.
February 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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I am no longer accepting the argument "there are bigger problems than this!" unless you are personally working to stop the ultimate Heat Death of the Universe.
February 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Having to work at home while sick already sucks, how did we used to also come in while sniffling, sipping DayQuil, and trying to suppress coughing?
February 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Yesterday (the day before the Superbowl) I survived Costco, Trader Joe's, and Fred Meyer. AMA.
February 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Do one thing every day that scares you.

Me: **reads the news**
February 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Whoever designs those sinks that are so shallow your hands touch the bottom while you wash them deserves jail time.
February 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Nothing like getting a little blood work done to make you wish Theranos hadn't been a con.
January 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM