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JB
@heyitsmejenni.bsky.social
Outdoorsy. Live Music Enthusiast (phish, Grateful Dead, moe. KGLW- curious. But also, DYI indie). Mainly here to chat with folks who share my taste in music. Sometimes share my side quests. she/her/y’all
I feel like my one rule for just being the most basic of human beings is “Don’t be a little bitch.” It’s not even that hard, and yet people constantly fail.
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So, we’re rewatching Stranger Things in its entirety b/c we couldn’t remember what was happening. We’re on Season 3, 1984 - about the first year I remember having any (a very limited) awareness of pop culture. The one thing I call BS on is everyone drinking “New” Coke. Absolutely not.
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Wondering if they’ve updated their chill since ‘93 or if they’ve successfully maintained the same level of chill as this song claims they would? If so, I want to know how they’ve pulled it off in this political climate?
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Sometimes my night time mutuals feed is all “Trey/ BMFS being wholesome and laying down sick jams - here’s my thoughts on that.” Other times, it’s all “My favorite sports ball team needs to get it together/ here’s how we’re gonna topple fascism.”
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I totally forgot to make note of the actual anniversary, but I quit smoking 1 year and 28 days ago. I’ve been nicotine free for about 9 months.
December 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
December 21 is the winter solstice. After that our days start getting longer. We can do this.
December 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Just saw someone in an online review describe a grey shirt as “off-black.”
a cartoon of a penguin laying on the floor with the words i 'm dead bruh below it
Alt: a cartoon of a penguin laying on the floor with the words i 'm dead bruh above it
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December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My very artsy hippie college roommate got into hunting at some point. Which is fine. But today she posted a picture of herself in her night gown/ slippers/ and robe with her gun and a dead deer - and the whole story of how all this came about and I’m 😮
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
What am I going to eat for lunch today? 🧐
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Sorry. It’s a soap box. I just don’t put up with shit from anyone any more.
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It’s cool if you love someone so much you wanna stick with them while they work through their shit, but they actually have to do the work in order for it to count.
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I don’t get people who give abusive women (who abuse their spouse/ partner) a pass. Like it’s ok b/c she’s really going through something/ dealing with past traumas. No, it’s actually not ok for any reason. Men, you have every right to leave these situations and to fight for your kids if necessary.
December 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Follow up; Typical of the compelling events you’ve come to expect from my timeline, I did in fact put on my pajamas and will not be leaving the house until tomorrow. Maybe.
What if I just put on my pajamas and call it a day, at 3 p.m.?
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
What if I just put on my pajamas and call it a day, at 3 p.m.?
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I’m alone in the 100 year old historic building that is my office. Not sure where everyone else is. There are stories of at least two deaths here. Just heard something upstairs that sounded like the demogorgon from S1 of Stranger Things. Nice knowing y’all.
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Guess who dropped the “Oh, btw we have tix for 2 nights of BMFS in February , & I paid for everything,” bomb as her SO told friends in Mexico about all the things he wants to do in Feb?

I immediately won the Oscar for Best Girlfriend Ever + received a standing ovation from the entire restaurant.
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I just don’t want to go to a “destination Phish show” because I’m a supreme weirdo. But I can’t wait to see all your pictures and read what @bizarchive.bsky.social has to say about it.
December 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Dudes. I’d completely forgotten about jet lag. Haven’t traveled this far since pre-COVID shutdown. 😶‍🌫️ #foggyrathergroggy
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Headed back to work today. Anyone remember what my job is?
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
So, what all did you eat in Mexico City?

Me: Everything bagel with lox and cream cheese.

(I promise I also ate TONS of actual Mexican food. But my friends who live there were like, “You won’t believe what we found in our neighborhood!”)
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
We did some things this week.
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Who’s got albums out that I should listen to on my flight?
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If I wanted to stay in the south forever, which I don’t, I could definitely live in Atlanta.
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I feel like, as I get older, o don’t only hate driving in larger cities, but I’m also really starting to hate riding through them. I feel like I need to wear those things horses wear to block their eyes so I can just NOT see what other drivers arounds us are doing.
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Reposted by JB
My man in North Baltimore / Hamden is saying ICE is in his neighborhood. 3 black suvs prowling alleys and side streets
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM