Jenna Brooks (Glatzer)
@heyitsjenna.bsky.social
Hi. Fiction and nonfiction writer, editor, reviewer. Cozy gamer (Stardew Valley, Pikmin Bloom). Single mom. Person with vocal disorder. Democrat. Your ally. She/her. Still loves Buffy. Still hates Nazis.
www.jennaglatzer.com
www.jennaglatzer.com
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Friends, here are things I will likely post about:
✏️ writing (adult, YA, children’s)
💙 saving the US from cartoon-level evil
🏫 education
🎶 90s music, alt
🎭 theatre
🕹️ gaming
😩 existential dread
🦥 unusual fuzzy things I want to snuggle
👣 why my feet look like Fred Flintstone’s
📺 reality tv
🤰yer mom
✏️ writing (adult, YA, children’s)
💙 saving the US from cartoon-level evil
🏫 education
🎶 90s music, alt
🎭 theatre
🕹️ gaming
😩 existential dread
🦥 unusual fuzzy things I want to snuggle
👣 why my feet look like Fred Flintstone’s
📺 reality tv
🤰yer mom
I know we need Mamdani in NY and all, but I feel like if he just hangs out at the White House a while longer, we might get Trump to agree to deport himself?
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I know we need Mamdani in NY and all, but I feel like if he just hangs out at the White House a while longer, we might get Trump to agree to deport himself?
Happy Halloween! 🎃 May your candy bowl be plentiful and your jack o’ lanterns fresh for an abnormally long time.
October 31, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Happy Halloween! 🎃 May your candy bowl be plentiful and your jack o’ lanterns fresh for an abnormally long time.
My electric toothbrush lost its charge mid-brush and my actual reaction was, “Darn, guess I can’t brush anymore.” Then I remembered brushes still function manually and I braved it like a cavewoman.
July 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My electric toothbrush lost its charge mid-brush and my actual reaction was, “Darn, guess I can’t brush anymore.” Then I remembered brushes still function manually and I braved it like a cavewoman.
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This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.
April 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.
If you asked me which senator could possibly break Strom Thurmond’s hateful endurance record, Cory Booker would have always been my first guess because of that time he was out digging his neighbors out of a snowpocalypse till 3 am, took a brief nap, and got right back out there again.
Cory Booker: The Mayor of Twitter and Blizzard Superhero
If you're a mayor of a northeastern U.S. city, you probably despise Cory Booker right now, because the tweeting mayor of Newark, N.J., is now...
time.com
April 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If you asked me which senator could possibly break Strom Thurmond’s hateful endurance record, Cory Booker would have always been my first guess because of that time he was out digging his neighbors out of a snowpocalypse till 3 am, took a brief nap, and got right back out there again.
“If America hasn’t broken your heart, then you don’t love her enough.”
-Senator Cory Booker
-Senator Cory Booker
April 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
“If America hasn’t broken your heart, then you don’t love her enough.”
-Senator Cory Booker
-Senator Cory Booker
If gunshots were happening even half as often as my neighbors on the Ring app think gunshots are happening, no one in my town would still be alive
March 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If gunshots were happening even half as often as my neighbors on the Ring app think gunshots are happening, no one in my town would still be alive
Every relationship needs two kinds of people: one to sing the lead line in @tmbg.bsky.social's "Whistling in the Dark" and one to sing the "Whistling. Whistling. Dark. Dark" part.
#TMBG forever
#TMBG forever
February 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Every relationship needs two kinds of people: one to sing the lead line in @tmbg.bsky.social's "Whistling in the Dark" and one to sing the "Whistling. Whistling. Dark. Dark" part.
#TMBG forever
#TMBG forever
I have just learned that olives are considered fruit and this is the final straw for me
February 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I have just learned that olives are considered fruit and this is the final straw for me
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? BUFFY IS COMING BACK! WITH... DOLLY PARTON?! I have written like 8 posts here, and one of them involved Dolly Parton and my bio involves Buffy. I think I willed this into existence?
Buffy Reboot Confirmed With Sarah Michelle Gellar (and Surprising Marvel Director)
A revival of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is close to getting the green light, according to a report by Deadline. On Monday, the outlet learned from sources familiar with the deal that Hulu is almost prep...
comicbook.com
February 4, 2025 at 6:06 AM
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? BUFFY IS COMING BACK! WITH... DOLLY PARTON?! I have written like 8 posts here, and one of them involved Dolly Parton and my bio involves Buffy. I think I willed this into existence?
Security questions stink for anyone trying to forget a bad childhood. It's all "what street did you grow up on" and "grandmother's maiden name." Can't we think of adult questions? What's your most hated vegetable? How tall are you? What fantasy plays out in your head about how to best punish Trump?
February 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Security questions stink for anyone trying to forget a bad childhood. It's all "what street did you grow up on" and "grandmother's maiden name." Can't we think of adult questions? What's your most hated vegetable? How tall are you? What fantasy plays out in your head about how to best punish Trump?
The rise in higher education is a mixed blessing: statistically, those without college ed have more children, and college/career push babies later. Thus, the less educated create more voters… and they follow their parents to vote red.
February 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The rise in higher education is a mixed blessing: statistically, those without college ed have more children, and college/career push babies later. Thus, the less educated create more voters… and they follow their parents to vote red.
Reposted by Jenna Brooks (Glatzer)
who among us hasn’t gotten too excited and made an oopsie-daisy signal to support genocide?
January 22, 2025 at 8:33 AM
who among us hasn’t gotten too excited and made an oopsie-daisy signal to support genocide?
In all things, balance. We can’t stay at fever-pitch stress for the next 4 years or we’ll wreck our health. We also can’t give in. So fight and rest, rest and fight. Do what you can as you can.
January 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
In all things, balance. We can’t stay at fever-pitch stress for the next 4 years or we’ll wreck our health. We also can’t give in. So fight and rest, rest and fight. Do what you can as you can.
I don't know if it's meth, but it's something.
Guys, we really can’t blame Elon Musk for the Nazi salute.
He was high on meth. Meth was used extensively by the Nazi’s to stay awake and fight.
It took over. He couldn’t help it. /j
He was high on meth. Meth was used extensively by the Nazi’s to stay awake and fight.
It took over. He couldn’t help it. /j
January 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I don't know if it's meth, but it's something.
Where's my "still have the holiday decorations up" gang? Those are my people.
January 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Where's my "still have the holiday decorations up" gang? Those are my people.
Friends, here are things I will likely post about:
✏️ writing (adult, YA, children’s)
💙 saving the US from cartoon-level evil
🏫 education
🎶 90s music, alt
🎭 theatre
🕹️ gaming
😩 existential dread
🦥 unusual fuzzy things I want to snuggle
👣 why my feet look like Fred Flintstone’s
📺 reality tv
🤰yer mom
✏️ writing (adult, YA, children’s)
💙 saving the US from cartoon-level evil
🏫 education
🎶 90s music, alt
🎭 theatre
🕹️ gaming
😩 existential dread
🦥 unusual fuzzy things I want to snuggle
👣 why my feet look like Fred Flintstone’s
📺 reality tv
🤰yer mom
January 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Friends, here are things I will likely post about:
✏️ writing (adult, YA, children’s)
💙 saving the US from cartoon-level evil
🏫 education
🎶 90s music, alt
🎭 theatre
🕹️ gaming
😩 existential dread
🦥 unusual fuzzy things I want to snuggle
👣 why my feet look like Fred Flintstone’s
📺 reality tv
🤰yer mom
✏️ writing (adult, YA, children’s)
💙 saving the US from cartoon-level evil
🏫 education
🎶 90s music, alt
🎭 theatre
🕹️ gaming
😩 existential dread
🦥 unusual fuzzy things I want to snuggle
👣 why my feet look like Fred Flintstone’s
📺 reality tv
🤰yer mom
Reposted by Jenna Brooks (Glatzer)
On MLK, Jr. Day, let’s remember that it is supposed to be a day of service. Doesn’t have to be something monumental. Do one small thing today to help others. Imagine just how great it would be if everyone did just that for one day.
January 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
On MLK, Jr. Day, let’s remember that it is supposed to be a day of service. Doesn’t have to be something monumental. Do one small thing today to help others. Imagine just how great it would be if everyone did just that for one day.
Listen, I’m sharing this because it’s an important cause and the auctions are amazing for anyone writing or illustrating children’s and YA books (and fans), but I’m also doing so under duress because I don’t want anyone bidding against me. Thanks. Love you. Don’t bid against me. Bye.
The Kidlit for Los Angeles auction is NOW OPEN!
We have more than 340 INCREDIBLE items from top authors, illustrators, editors, agents and publishing professionals. You don’t want to miss out!
Go bid here: www.32auctions.com/kidlitforlosangeles
Auction runs Jan 20th - Jan 26th.
#kidlit
We have more than 340 INCREDIBLE items from top authors, illustrators, editors, agents and publishing professionals. You don’t want to miss out!
Go bid here: www.32auctions.com/kidlitforlosangeles
Auction runs Jan 20th - Jan 26th.
#kidlit
January 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Listen, I’m sharing this because it’s an important cause and the auctions are amazing for anyone writing or illustrating children’s and YA books (and fans), but I’m also doing so under duress because I don’t want anyone bidding against me. Thanks. Love you. Don’t bid against me. Bye.
What are you doing today to keep your mind off… that thing?
January 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
What are you doing today to keep your mind off… that thing?
Anyone who's made a starter pack: is there a glitch with adding members? I started with 13 ppl and added a whole bunch more. When I went to add again, it was back to 13, like it hadn't saved. So I did one at a time, got it to around 19, then when I went to add another, it deleted some again.
January 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Anyone who's made a starter pack: is there a glitch with adding members? I started with 13 ppl and added a whole bunch more. When I went to add again, it was back to 13, like it hadn't saved. So I did one at a time, got it to around 19, then when I went to add another, it deleted some again.
Thank you to my new followers. I hope to help make this place a great community. I’m making a starter pack of Bloggess Pals (fans of Jenny Lawson). If that’s you, comment below and I’ll add you! #bloggesspals #thebloggess
January 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Thank you to my new followers. I hope to help make this place a great community. I’m making a starter pack of Bloggess Pals (fans of Jenny Lawson). If that’s you, comment below and I’ll add you! #bloggesspals #thebloggess
Washington Post: “Democracy Skies in Blueness.”
What in the actual maple almond butter does this tagline mean? Is this supposed to be a “See, guys? We’re trying to pretend we didn’t just help turn the country over to the worst of humanity?” ‘Cause it ain’t cute. You used to be something important.
What in the actual maple almond butter does this tagline mean? Is this supposed to be a “See, guys? We’re trying to pretend we didn’t just help turn the country over to the worst of humanity?” ‘Cause it ain’t cute. You used to be something important.
January 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Washington Post: “Democracy Skies in Blueness.”
What in the actual maple almond butter does this tagline mean? Is this supposed to be a “See, guys? We’re trying to pretend we didn’t just help turn the country over to the worst of humanity?” ‘Cause it ain’t cute. You used to be something important.
What in the actual maple almond butter does this tagline mean? Is this supposed to be a “See, guys? We’re trying to pretend we didn’t just help turn the country over to the worst of humanity?” ‘Cause it ain’t cute. You used to be something important.