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“the dog from deadpool” is by far the most obscure character i’ve crocheted yet and i love her 🥹
Paula holds an ugly crocheted dog with its tongue sticking out. The dog has an unkempt appearance based on the dog from Deadpool. It is multicoloured (light pink, grey, beige, white) with big silver sparkle eyes. There is an orange chair and a monsters with big green leaves in the background. Peggy, an ugly pug with a tuft of fur on her head and her tongue sticking out, dressed as Dogpool in a red and black suit with matching booties.
December 22, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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my crocheted tigger, eeyore, piglet, and pooh are almost done! 🥹
A crocheted Tigger, Piglet, Pooh, and Eeyore lie together on a white striped blanket draped over an orange chair. Tigger is orange with coal grey stripes, Piglet is light pink and green, Pooh is sandy yellow, and Eeyore is light blue.
December 4, 2024 at 5:41 AM
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progress on my vintage winnie the pooh set of crocheted cuties! ♥️
A crocheted Piglet, Pooh, and Tigger (without arms) lie on a orange chair. There is a white, blue, and yellow striped blanket beneath them and a printed throw pillow above their heads. The crocheted figures are inspired by the classic Winnie the Pooh character designs. Piglet is light pink with a light green body, Pooh is a sandy beige colour, and Tigger is dark orange with dark grey stripes.
November 22, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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i’m crocheting a set of vintage pooh + friends-inspired characters based off some of my favourite patterns for my sister and just look at tigger’s head 🥹
I’m holding Tigger’s crocheted head in my left hand. Tigger is made from rust red and coal blanket yarn.
November 21, 2024 at 8:10 AM
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imagine you’re watching the sopranos for the first time. you’re having a nice time, almost done season 3, when bam! your friends tell you tony has been dead since 2013
Tony Soprano sits with his arms outstretched in a chair in his therapist’s office. Text reads: “All this fucking knowledge about the death of James Gandolfini what the fuck has it gotten me?”
November 20, 2024 at 4:33 AM
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mental health for thee, not for me 😌
Screenshot of white text on a dark background reads, “Could involuntary treatment help people with mental health and addiction?” For context, the screenshot is of the title of a Nov 18, 2024 segment of The Current on CBC Podcasts.
November 19, 2024 at 7:16 AM
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i need a second to process these numbers because i know you have not stopped using twitter
Screenshot of @acabirlios.bsky.social’s follower and post count. Text reads: saskatchewan potato utility (redux) Follows you @acabirlios.bsky.social 2.7K followers 374 following 6.8K posts
November 19, 2024 at 6:24 AM
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it was 5am when the project i was editing posed me with this question in the captions
A close up shot of a white man’s hands clasped together. A caption on screen reads, “What would you do if your boss asked you to do your job?”
September 22, 2023 at 1:25 AM
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xtwitter (the x is silent)
The “X” (aka Twitter) logo. Two white bars intersect in an “X” shape on a black background. One bar is a thin line and the other is a thicker slanted black rectangle with a white outline.
July 28, 2023 at 8:16 PM
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entering my “toxic” era (holding friends accountable for their actions)
An iMessage exchange between me and an unnamed friend. There is a blue speech bubble and a grey speech bubble on a black background. My message in the blue bubble reads: “making someone feel like shit by pointing out their bad behaviour # treating them like shit but ok” Their message in the grey bubble reads: “It doesn't matter, you don't do either when people are literally dying. I don't know what the fuck happened to you but you are toxic now. I am done with this. Good luck out there.”
July 22, 2023 at 8:56 PM
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rip
A scenic photo of the wooden Dilke Cemetery sign in Dilke, Saskatchewan. The sign reads “Dilke Cemetery” in cursive font. Below, the words “Memories Live On” are engraved in all caps. There is a white dove at the top of the sign. In the background is a cemetery with headstones, some trees, green grass, and a small brown and white building. It is a sunny day.
July 15, 2023 at 8:00 AM
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is this because i threatened to throw elbows for @acabirlios.bsky.social
My “Violence/ Harassment Mute List” membership card. Membership requirements read: Advocates for harassment or threatens violence, probably for political reasons. Block recommended.
July 14, 2023 at 1:43 AM
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it never ends! even if i did get rid of the creeping bellflower in my yard, there’s so much of it in the area that it’ll never really be gone. the pretty blooms surely trick folks into keeping it around
Close up image of creeping bellflower. The blooms are purple and shaped like small bells.
July 12, 2023 at 9:53 PM
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excuse you
What your friends’ bad moods are like: • alex: resorts to shit-talking to make themselves feel better.
July 10, 2023 at 6:34 AM
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i solved the puzzle and created a solution
Vanna White stands beside a Wheel of Fortune puzzle board of green rectangles. Text reads: A strong content warning.
July 9, 2023 at 7:31 AM
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i wasn’t going to say anything but
Extreme closeup of Hide Your Pain Harold looking into the camera and forcing a smile. His eyes are red as if the poor white Hungarian man was caught mid-cry.
July 8, 2023 at 2:26 AM
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〰️ vibe check 〰️ for filmsky 🎥🌌

(i’ve watched a lot of series lately that i cant log so plz don’t judge me)
My Letterboxd page showing my four favourite movies and my recent activity. Favourites: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Royal Tenenbaums, Lady Bird, Parasite Recent Activity and ratings: Evil Dead Rise (4 stars), Pearl (4 stars), X (4 stars), M3GAN (2.5 stars)
July 4, 2023 at 7:29 PM
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Mountains under an orange sky with lyrics from “You and Me” by Lifehouse in white text on top. Text reads: Cause it’s you and me and all of the people with nothing to do. Nothing to lose
July 4, 2023 at 7:54 AM
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Brad Pitt winding up to throw his flip phone.
July 3, 2023 at 3:06 AM
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Arm wrestling meme with each person’s bicep labelled “PRION” and their hands together labelled “PRION”
July 2, 2023 at 4:30 AM
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the meme alex made me back when we were besties (1.5 hours ago):
My face photoshopped on to a woman with a frozen turkey on her head in the frozen food aisle at a grocery store. Her hands are making peace signs. I’m looking at the camera with a duck face straight out of 2007. Text at the top of the image reads: She’s so crazzzzzzzzy! Love her!!!
July 2, 2023 at 3:39 AM
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delivering my next notes app apology using one of these bad boys
An off white Yamaha recorder in the centre of a white square.
July 1, 2023 at 4:29 AM
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the shipping kills me
The cost of shipping one $6.99 bottle of Taco Bell Diablo sauce from Ottawa to Regina. Text on screen reads: Shipping method Standard Estimated Mon, Jul 10-Tue, Jul 18 $14.99 Express Estimated Thu, Jul 6-Fri, Jul 7 $21.90
June 30, 2023 at 5:39 PM
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too soon, co-star. too soon.

(cc: @acabirlios.bsky.social)
My (slightly edited) co-star compatibility report with Alex for June 23. Text reads: Highly compatible today: alex You and alex are a submersible, sailing together across oceans of golden light without a compass or a map and feeling your way blindly through the fog.
June 24, 2023 at 2:53 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite stares sultrily at the camera in front of a background covered in tater tots.
June 23, 2023 at 5:36 PM