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paula
@heyheypaula.bsky.social
· Nov 19
i collect new followers by keeping my yap shut
calling out the group chat publicly for bullying me privately
June 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
calling out the group chat publicly for bullying me privately
who thought rolling chrétien out from the ice box was a good idea
March 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
who thought rolling chrétien out from the ice box was a good idea
what a week and it’s only wednesday!
January 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
what a week and it’s only wednesday!
what it said: scores
what i read: scorseses
what i read: scorseses
a man wearing glasses and a black suit is talking
Alt: Gif of Martin Scorsese wearing glasses and a black suit and grinning to the left of the camera.
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2024 at 7:10 AM
what it said: scores
what i read: scorseses
what i read: scorseses
“the dog from deadpool” is by far the most obscure character i’ve crocheted yet and i love her 🥹
December 22, 2024 at 3:59 AM
“the dog from deadpool” is by far the most obscure character i’ve crocheted yet and i love her 🥹
i’ll be surprised if you tell me something i say online *is not* training an AI
December 6, 2024 at 1:37 AM
i’ll be surprised if you tell me something i say online *is not* training an AI
my crocheted tigger, eeyore, piglet, and pooh are almost done! 🥹
December 4, 2024 at 5:41 AM
my crocheted tigger, eeyore, piglet, and pooh are almost done! 🥹
my therapist accused me of being normal today
December 4, 2024 at 3:05 AM
my therapist accused me of being normal today
greeting my friends like i’m tony soprano: with a hug, a kiss on the cheek, and an uttered threat in their ear
November 26, 2024 at 2:48 AM
greeting my friends like i’m tony soprano: with a hug, a kiss on the cheek, and an uttered threat in their ear
i respect the hustle it takes to list your trash for sale on fb marketplace
November 26, 2024 at 2:21 AM
i respect the hustle it takes to list your trash for sale on fb marketplace
making a starter pack so i never forget who my real friends are
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
making a starter pack so i never forget who my real friends are
find yourself some pals who explain the punchline to you because you’re always the last to figure it out
November 25, 2024 at 11:29 PM
find yourself some pals who explain the punchline to you because you’re always the last to figure it out
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You'll see an account that was started two weeks ago and has 18k followers and you read their last three posts and it's the equivalent of ladling lukewarm water over the entire surface of your brain
November 25, 2024 at 11:20 PM
You'll see an account that was started two weeks ago and has 18k followers and you read their last three posts and it's the equivalent of ladling lukewarm water over the entire surface of your brain
i hate that my mom is dead
November 25, 2024 at 3:57 PM
i hate that my mom is dead
progress on my vintage winnie the pooh set of crocheted cuties! ♥️
November 22, 2024 at 9:00 PM
progress on my vintage winnie the pooh set of crocheted cuties! ♥️
i’m crocheting a set of vintage pooh + friends-inspired characters based off some of my favourite patterns for my sister and just look at tigger’s head 🥹
November 21, 2024 at 8:10 AM
i’m crocheting a set of vintage pooh + friends-inspired characters based off some of my favourite patterns for my sister and just look at tigger’s head 🥹
direct me to the fibre arts and crafts corner of this app
November 20, 2024 at 6:05 AM
direct me to the fibre arts and crafts corner of this app
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Pierre Poilievre won't see your posts about his weird face but your friends who look like wax figurines stored too close to a radiator will
November 20, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Pierre Poilievre won't see your posts about his weird face but your friends who look like wax figurines stored too close to a radiator will
and you wouldn’t have even noticed had i not bumped my own skeet in the group chat
I did this. She's subskeeting me.
imagine you’re watching the sopranos for the first time. you’re having a nice time, almost done season 3, when bam! your friends tell you tony has been dead since 2013
November 20, 2024 at 5:22 AM
and you wouldn’t have even noticed had i not bumped my own skeet in the group chat
imagine you’re watching the sopranos for the first time. you’re having a nice time, almost done season 3, when bam! your friends tell you tony has been dead since 2013
November 20, 2024 at 4:33 AM
imagine you’re watching the sopranos for the first time. you’re having a nice time, almost done season 3, when bam! your friends tell you tony has been dead since 2013
it’s been snowing for the next hour for the last 24 hours
November 20, 2024 at 4:16 AM
it’s been snowing for the next hour for the last 24 hours
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Found myself hanging out with a bunch of lovely people and realized i was in an echo chamber so i left to go find some guys who will scream at me
November 20, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Found myself hanging out with a bunch of lovely people and realized i was in an echo chamber so i left to go find some guys who will scream at me
my 6lb dog does a wellness check every time he hears me sniffle
November 19, 2024 at 11:44 PM
my 6lb dog does a wellness check every time he hears me sniffle
my friends tell me i should shitpost more
November 19, 2024 at 8:52 PM
my friends tell me i should shitpost more