I was gonna be somebody
@heyeverett.bsky.social
Write/climb/read/row. Gay stuff.
Are you a whøre if the gig is unpaid 🤔
February 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Are you a whøre if the gig is unpaid 🤔
Don’t even TALK to me until I’ve been crushed into paste
November 26, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Don’t even TALK to me until I’ve been crushed into paste
A twink and a bear walk into a comedy club and trade punches
November 20, 2024 at 8:09 AM
A twink and a bear walk into a comedy club and trade punches
I received possibly the greatest housewarming gift
July 5, 2023 at 3:41 AM
I received possibly the greatest housewarming gift
Me realizing I have forty more years of work left
June 30, 2023 at 4:34 AM
Me realizing I have forty more years of work left
“You look good in this one! It doesn’t even look like you!” —my aunt
June 29, 2023 at 12:53 AM
“You look good in this one! It doesn’t even look like you!” —my aunt