I was gonna be somebody
@heyeverett.bsky.social
Write/climb/read/row. Gay stuff.
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you’re laughing. the largest antebellum plantation house burned down & there are brides who will not get to spiritually absorb the poisoned spectral energy of the land for their big day, & you’re laughing.
May 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
you’re laughing. the largest antebellum plantation house burned down & there are brides who will not get to spiritually absorb the poisoned spectral energy of the land for their big day, & you’re laughing.
Are you a whøre if the gig is unpaid 🤔
February 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Are you a whøre if the gig is unpaid 🤔
Don’t even TALK to me until I’ve been crushed into paste
November 26, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Don’t even TALK to me until I’ve been crushed into paste
A twink and a bear walk into a comedy club and trade punches
November 20, 2024 at 8:09 AM
A twink and a bear walk into a comedy club and trade punches
Unrelated: I live alone
November 9, 2024 at 7:10 AM
Unrelated: I live alone
Which one of you left chicken in the freezer? I just got home and the got damb thing is still frozen 😤
November 9, 2024 at 7:08 AM
Which one of you left chicken in the freezer? I just got home and the got damb thing is still frozen 😤
I received possibly the greatest housewarming gift
July 5, 2023 at 3:41 AM
I received possibly the greatest housewarming gift
In another shocking 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court ruled that people with shellfish allergies need to man up
June 30, 2023 at 7:24 PM
In another shocking 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court ruled that people with shellfish allergies need to man up
The Supreme Court has ruled 6-3 that all tsa precheck lines must have no less than two travelers per line who still take off their shoes
June 30, 2023 at 7:20 PM
The Supreme Court has ruled 6-3 that all tsa precheck lines must have no less than two travelers per line who still take off their shoes
The Supreme Court has ruled that it is illegal to do gay stuff without a dental dam
June 30, 2023 at 7:18 PM
The Supreme Court has ruled that it is illegal to do gay stuff without a dental dam
The Supreme Court has ruled that all cars must have the check engine light on for no reason
June 30, 2023 at 7:17 PM
The Supreme Court has ruled that all cars must have the check engine light on for no reason
Up next: Supreme Court rules all bathroom stalls must not have functioning locks, probably
June 30, 2023 at 6:54 PM
Up next: Supreme Court rules all bathroom stalls must not have functioning locks, probably
Was anyone surprised by the Supreme Court rulings? By how bad they are, I mean?
June 30, 2023 at 3:23 PM
Was anyone surprised by the Supreme Court rulings? By how bad they are, I mean?
Me realizing I have forty more years of work left
June 30, 2023 at 4:34 AM
Me realizing I have forty more years of work left
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and legacy admissions were outlawed, too?
June 29, 2023 at 2:21 PM
and legacy admissions were outlawed, too?
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How can we possibly fix racial injustice and achieve racial equity if we cannot acknowledge race at all?
June 29, 2023 at 3:18 PM
How can we possibly fix racial injustice and achieve racial equity if we cannot acknowledge race at all?
“You look good in this one! It doesn’t even look like you!” —my aunt
June 29, 2023 at 12:53 AM
“You look good in this one! It doesn’t even look like you!” —my aunt
Ok so did everyone know #TraderJoes hand pies were great and just forget to tell me
June 29, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Ok so did everyone know #TraderJoes hand pies were great and just forget to tell me
A guy just messaged me the following before blocking me: “Imagine we are practicing karate slow kicks and a hot chinese guy comes in and challenges me would you be getting excited? 🦶🏻🦶🏻😈🥋”
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
June 28, 2023 at 6:53 PM
A guy just messaged me the following before blocking me: “Imagine we are practicing karate slow kicks and a hot chinese guy comes in and challenges me would you be getting excited? 🦶🏻🦶🏻😈🥋”
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS
And how much I adore the word “snit”
June 28, 2023 at 2:43 PM
And how much I adore the word “snit”
Allow me to be brave and say how much I truly fucking despise the word “utilize”
June 28, 2023 at 2:41 PM
Allow me to be brave and say how much I truly fucking despise the word “utilize”
@tallgay.bsky.social bring boat to la mmmmk?
June 28, 2023 at 2:26 PM
@tallgay.bsky.social bring boat to la mmmmk?