Darren
heydtrain.bsky.social
Darren
@heydtrain.bsky.social
just some west seattle guy. dad. seahawks spotter. advocate. this is just, like, my opinion, man. he/him
didn’t see a single play of the seahawks game because busy at work. don’t think i’m gonna try and catch up. sounds like a hell of a game between two good teams. also josh naylor is a dope move. hope zabel isn’t hurt. hauschka forever.
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
i don’t think clergy deserve any more respect or freedom than anyone else - but this shit is pretty illustrative.

‘what’d you do today honey?’

‘fucked up a couple woke ministers’

are we the baddies
ICE vs the clergy
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
watches black mirror. holy shit that is fucking bleak dystopian shit.

Let’s fuckin build it!
For real, check this out. Evil.
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 AM
216-5 is fucking insane for the bishops conference.
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
2917? as president is some wild shit
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
cleaning my basement. speakers boomin. me half dancing, full on spitting ‘Colors’ - turn around my 11 year old daughter is flossing to the beat, been there a minute or two. i’ll take that as my win for the day.
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
it has never felt more like bedtime at 6pm than it does at this very moment.
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
seems like a completely flawed system we’ve got where most people have to pay like 40-50% of the money they make in order to have a place to *live* and they have to pay it every single month until they die.
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Kozmo report more accurate
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
senate democrats suck giant donkey balls
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
ste-ven hauschka! 👏👏👏👏👏👏 ste-ven hauschka 👏👏👏👏👏👏

just sayin.
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
the singularity is here. 44-22 x 2
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
live look at marvin harrison
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
holmgren watching on tv so pissed we aren’t sitting on the ball on offense. #gohawks
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
for no reason, I’m currently remembering a 58-0 win against cards on the way to a super bowl. every single cardinal player was sitting on the bench in 2nd half. every single one. #gohawks
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
this defense is a problem.
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
pretty sure the az coaches told their guys to cover #11. #gohawks
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
mamdani gonna implement rashid shaheed law. single high safety looks will require deep posts and go routes. touchdowns required.
mamdani is gonna implement sha-lalalala law. when a familiar song comes on the radio you are required to sing it in the fashion of 1970s background vocals
mamdani is gonna implement shandalar law. if you want to add new cards to your deck, you have to wander the map and look for random wizard duels
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 AM
if you’re still active on twitter wtf are you doing. for real. it’s been a year for me after 15 years there. c’mon. attention? more interaction? fuck it man. that’s a nazi cesspool and you know it
November 7, 2025 at 7:13 AM
oh shit. i gotta stop buying the costco two packs of kirkland tylenol. weed too i guess. and coffee. shit.
All drug use outside palliative care should be criminalized and possession of dealer quantities should be punishable by death without appeal.
November 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
they haven’t counted our ballots yet, lfg Katie!
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
we all know the Seahawks are better for us. They love us, they’re steady, reliable and can be really sexy. yet we yearn for our ex, full of promises, highs and lows - our trysts always end in disaster. It feels good to be back with our one true love, Go Hawks. fuck you, Mariners.

(keep in touch ❤️)
November 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM