heycaitlin
@heycaitlin.bsky.social
all the kids in springfield are SOBs
those 5 little words that every lady wants to hear:
let's go to wing night
let's go to wing night
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
those 5 little words that every lady wants to hear:
let's go to wing night
let's go to wing night
i love when dogs have the neon nighttime collars, it looks like they love to party
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i love when dogs have the neon nighttime collars, it looks like they love to party
whenever people start talking to me about how dangerous they think baltimore city is they are always talking about the parts i have lived and worked in, all of which have some of the least violent crime
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
whenever people start talking to me about how dangerous they think baltimore city is they are always talking about the parts i have lived and worked in, all of which have some of the least violent crime
i had the most intense uber driver just now. he gave a time estimate of my house to bwi which was really short and i was like 'wow, that's crazy, one time my old boss did downtown to bwi in 12 minutes' and before i could complete the last syllable he says "i could beat that"
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i had the most intense uber driver just now. he gave a time estimate of my house to bwi which was really short and i was like 'wow, that's crazy, one time my old boss did downtown to bwi in 12 minutes' and before i could complete the last syllable he says "i could beat that"
anyone ever ask about jury nullification at jury duty? i haven't but i bet they get real mad
November 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
anyone ever ask about jury nullification at jury duty? i haven't but i bet they get real mad
i want to go to a party where the theme is that you MUST dress as one of bosch's weird little guys
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
November 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i want to go to a party where the theme is that you MUST dress as one of bosch's weird little guys
dear baltimore vegans and vegan-food-enjoyers: if you have not tried oleum yet you need to immediately
October 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
dear baltimore vegans and vegan-food-enjoyers: if you have not tried oleum yet you need to immediately
just need to say that i fucking love riding on amtrak. i've travelled, i know we don't even have a good train system in this country, but i still love it. i'd love it even more if it were better.
October 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
just need to say that i fucking love riding on amtrak. i've travelled, i know we don't even have a good train system in this country, but i still love it. i'd love it even more if it were better.
yesterday a client told me that they "really didn't appreciate how explicit that one song was"
and the song they were talking about was the clean version of M.I.A. - Bad Girls
i've read the lyrics like 10 times and i still have no idea what they're talking about
and the song they were talking about was the clean version of M.I.A. - Bad Girls
i've read the lyrics like 10 times and i still have no idea what they're talking about
October 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
yesterday a client told me that they "really didn't appreciate how explicit that one song was"
and the song they were talking about was the clean version of M.I.A. - Bad Girls
i've read the lyrics like 10 times and i still have no idea what they're talking about
and the song they were talking about was the clean version of M.I.A. - Bad Girls
i've read the lyrics like 10 times and i still have no idea what they're talking about
(extremely baltimore voice) more like smells point, amirite
October 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
(extremely baltimore voice) more like smells point, amirite
one thing that seems missing from the charlie kirk discourse is the fact that 90+% of people had never even heard his name before he got shot
September 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
one thing that seems missing from the charlie kirk discourse is the fact that 90+% of people had never even heard his name before he got shot
the road closure map and duration for this saturday's bike race feels like it's designed to make people angry at cyclists
September 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
the road closure map and duration for this saturday's bike race feels like it's designed to make people angry at cyclists
my theory for 1 reason (there are many of course) why some people can't accept this as fact is that they think visual signs of poverty = danger & crime.
i think some people see addicts, see the unhoused, see graffiti, see litter and think "well how could there *not* be a ton of violent crime!"
i think some people see addicts, see the unhoused, see graffiti, see litter and think "well how could there *not* be a ton of violent crime!"
September 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
my theory for 1 reason (there are many of course) why some people can't accept this as fact is that they think visual signs of poverty = danger & crime.
i think some people see addicts, see the unhoused, see graffiti, see litter and think "well how could there *not* be a ton of violent crime!"
i think some people see addicts, see the unhoused, see graffiti, see litter and think "well how could there *not* be a ton of violent crime!"
if this were true then the majority of mass shooters would be women.
why won't this piece of shit fucking die already?!
why won't this piece of shit fucking die already?!
RFK Jr on the mass shooting in Minnesota: "We're launching studies on the potential contribution of some of the SSRI drugs and some of the other psychiatric drugs that might be contributing to violence."
August 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
if this were true then the majority of mass shooters would be women.
why won't this piece of shit fucking die already?!
why won't this piece of shit fucking die already?!
i really hate when fitness instructors say stuff like "one vertebrae at a time" - vertebrae is the plural!!! you mean vertebra!!!
but who wants to be that guy right? i won't correct anyone because that'd be annoying as hell
but who wants to be that guy right? i won't correct anyone because that'd be annoying as hell
August 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
i really hate when fitness instructors say stuff like "one vertebrae at a time" - vertebrae is the plural!!! you mean vertebra!!!
but who wants to be that guy right? i won't correct anyone because that'd be annoying as hell
but who wants to be that guy right? i won't correct anyone because that'd be annoying as hell
i'll save you a click- there is no pic of the breasty cat in the article
Fresh light has been shone on an interview that claims Nintendo of America once suggested Pokémon's beloved mascot Pikachu should look like "a kind of a tabby cat with huge breasts." https://bit.ly/4lc1fJb
August 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
i'll save you a click- there is no pic of the breasty cat in the article
i only just learned what a labubu is and i have already seen a rather large labubu tattoo. this is equivalent to having a beanie baby tattoo or a furry tattoo, no?
August 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
i only just learned what a labubu is and i have already seen a rather large labubu tattoo. this is equivalent to having a beanie baby tattoo or a furry tattoo, no?
i would like to hear werner herzog's opinion on scrub daddy
August 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
i would like to hear werner herzog's opinion on scrub daddy
double emailing me, eh
looks like someone's getting a 'send later' response
looks like someone's getting a 'send later' response
July 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
double emailing me, eh
looks like someone's getting a 'send later' response
looks like someone's getting a 'send later' response
really fucking weird that some people are using the word doxxing to describe going "hey see this person? their name is ____"
July 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
really fucking weird that some people are using the word doxxing to describe going "hey see this person? their name is ____"
seems like a good time for us all to look at pippi the cat
July 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
seems like a good time for us all to look at pippi the cat
shout out to the lady who keeps coming to my classes with fully done hair, cute set and face fully done, looking cute as a button and absolutely reeking of pot
July 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
shout out to the lady who keeps coming to my classes with fully done hair, cute set and face fully done, looking cute as a button and absolutely reeking of pot
let's all look at dolly the cat and her extremely silly legs 🍗🍗
July 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
let's all look at dolly the cat and her extremely silly legs 🍗🍗
i'm in the UK and i don't know how to explain it but british dogs just look british
June 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
i'm in the UK and i don't know how to explain it but british dogs just look british
way too pleased with myself that a coworker i'm old enough to be the mom of likes my spotify playlists
June 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
way too pleased with myself that a coworker i'm old enough to be the mom of likes my spotify playlists