Salty Hex
@hexsalted.bsky.social
Life is not short enough to drown out the screams of the people we didn't speak up for. Life is long enough to spend sleepless nights hearing the knocking from the coffins of those we didn't stand up for. The eye of the needle is far too small.
Called to check on grandmother post-op, she yelled into the phone, "Yes, I did my blowjobs!" and I'm roaring with laughter and she starts cracking up and yells, "It's innocent! It's innocent!"
August 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Called to check on grandmother post-op, she yelled into the phone, "Yes, I did my blowjobs!" and I'm roaring with laughter and she starts cracking up and yells, "It's innocent! It's innocent!"
Look, I know the shoes I ordered are hideously ugly but that's no reason they should sit in customs for 10 days.
August 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Look, I know the shoes I ordered are hideously ugly but that's no reason they should sit in customs for 10 days.
I love my cat though it's also been nine years of not being able to sing or strum a guitar or dance because he's insane and will attack me.
August 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I love my cat though it's also been nine years of not being able to sing or strum a guitar or dance because he's insane and will attack me.
Cat, morning glories
August 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Cat, morning glories
#cattax #catpeople My big fella. Don't be fooled. He's not a nice kitty.
April 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
#cattax #catpeople My big fella. Don't be fooled. He's not a nice kitty.
April 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Quiche with cream instead of half and half. Same baking time. Comes out with a nicer maillard reaction. A bit richer, less wet.
April 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Quiche with cream instead of half and half. Same baking time. Comes out with a nicer maillard reaction. A bit richer, less wet.
Which guideline did I violate?
April 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Which guideline did I violate?
First attempt at California roll w/out bamboo roller. Please insult my efforts in comments. No king crab so substituted snowcrab (a mistake bc canned snow crab is too salty and stringy.) Used rice paper instead of seaweed and refuse to feel bad anymore about not liking seaweed.
February 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
First attempt at California roll w/out bamboo roller. Please insult my efforts in comments. No king crab so substituted snowcrab (a mistake bc canned snow crab is too salty and stringy.) Used rice paper instead of seaweed and refuse to feel bad anymore about not liking seaweed.
Don't be fooled. It was the only thing I ate last week with nutritional value. I was too depressed to eat anything besides cheese crackers and meat sticks.
February 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Don't be fooled. It was the only thing I ate last week with nutritional value. I was too depressed to eat anything besides cheese crackers and meat sticks.
Mr Cult Member, you got something in your teeth.
January 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Mr Cult Member, you got something in your teeth.
GET ANGRY before it's too late and it's almost too late
January 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
GET ANGRY before it's too late and it's almost too late
Do the right thing. Delete the shitter.
January 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Do the right thing. Delete the shitter.
Words when words no longer matter.
January 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Words when words no longer matter.
Get your popcorn or a cuppa. Bannon threatens Musk.
January 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Get your popcorn or a cuppa. Bannon threatens Musk.
Drones that are taxidermy birds. Yep.
January 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Drones that are taxidermy birds. Yep.
Per BBC, Meta is shadowbanning Palestinian journalists and media since Oct 7, 2023.
December 19, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Per BBC, Meta is shadowbanning Palestinian journalists and media since Oct 7, 2023.