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I hope I’m not just a Shitposter to you, but also, a friend
They’ve been saying this about me
March 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
They’ve been saying this about me
Ever ask yourself: how did we get here, and by “here” I mean with Elon Musk as our technocrat shadow president & many prominent conservative figures throwing the Seig Heil with zero consequence?
Required reading:
Required reading:
February 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Ever ask yourself: how did we get here, and by “here” I mean with Elon Musk as our technocrat shadow president & many prominent conservative figures throwing the Seig Heil with zero consequence?
Required reading:
Required reading:
Look at my propagandists dawg we’re never winning over the general populous 😭😭😭
February 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Look at my propagandists dawg we’re never winning over the general populous 😭😭😭
This is going well I think
February 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
This is going well I think
Big fan of Kylo Ren yeeting Snoke’s bisected corpse into the vacuum of space
February 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Big fan of Kylo Ren yeeting Snoke’s bisected corpse into the vacuum of space
This Blippi episode has a transition where a .png of his soulless smile zooms to obscure the scene change, which is hilarious in its own right, but I can’t stop thinking about how he appears to have Xehanort eyes
January 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
This Blippi episode has a transition where a .png of his soulless smile zooms to obscure the scene change, which is hilarious in its own right, but I can’t stop thinking about how he appears to have Xehanort eyes
The repressive Trump agenda has removed the Laptop Clit
January 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The repressive Trump agenda has removed the Laptop Clit
[watching the political theater of the American Empire’s demise] damn. I wish I could gamble on this
January 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
[watching the political theater of the American Empire’s demise] damn. I wish I could gamble on this
[Jeremy Renner Mission Impossible voice] We’ve gone dark
January 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
[Jeremy Renner Mission Impossible voice] We’ve gone dark
Me leaving my warm bed to go to work at 5:20 this morning
December 2, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Me leaving my warm bed to go to work at 5:20 this morning
Stans when their favorite celebrity acts a little bit weird and they realize if they pathologize them they can dismiss certain scrutinies
December 2, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Stans when their favorite celebrity acts a little bit weird and they realize if they pathologize them they can dismiss certain scrutinies
Ate too much turkey saw this guy in my sleep
November 29, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Ate too much turkey saw this guy in my sleep
Bless the Maker and His water.
Bless the coming and going of Him.
May His passage cleanse the world.
May He keep the world for His people.
Bless the coming and going of Him.
May His passage cleanse the world.
May He keep the world for His people.
November 28, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Bless the Maker and His water.
Bless the coming and going of Him.
May His passage cleanse the world.
May He keep the world for His people.
Bless the coming and going of Him.
May His passage cleanse the world.
May He keep the world for His people.
We Mustn’t Name Him Lest He Reappear
November 26, 2024 at 8:30 PM
We Mustn’t Name Him Lest He Reappear
Even if you’re not a “reader” - if you have Spotify Premium you have no reason not to listen to the most salient, validating, and cathartic analysis of Trump’s first term
This book chokes me up man. It just stares down the barrel of what’s happening and calls it what it is. Makes me feel sane
This book chokes me up man. It just stares down the barrel of what’s happening and calls it what it is. Makes me feel sane
November 24, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Even if you’re not a “reader” - if you have Spotify Premium you have no reason not to listen to the most salient, validating, and cathartic analysis of Trump’s first term
This book chokes me up man. It just stares down the barrel of what’s happening and calls it what it is. Makes me feel sane
This book chokes me up man. It just stares down the barrel of what’s happening and calls it what it is. Makes me feel sane
Bought a pack of microwaveable breakfast sandwiches for the week
November 24, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Bought a pack of microwaveable breakfast sandwiches for the week
How it feels to read a book while pooping instead of scrolling
November 23, 2024 at 10:02 PM
How it feels to read a book while pooping instead of scrolling
Fuck this show. Anyways goodnight everyone
November 23, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Fuck this show. Anyways goodnight everyone
Got surgery. Face looks like this now
November 23, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Got surgery. Face looks like this now
Me getting yet another notification that the guardrails of democracy were simply a mirage
November 22, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Me getting yet another notification that the guardrails of democracy were simply a mirage
