hex minivan
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I hope I’m not just a Shitposter to you, but also, a friend
Whoever came up with the name “thrivent” for a financial planning company failed to realize that, to the gen Z ear, it sounds like a negative of “thrive”
August 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Whoever came up with the name “thrivent” for a financial planning company failed to realize that, to the gen Z ear, it sounds like a negative of “thrive”
Isn’t it obvious, libtards? While everyone else is just playing checkers, Trump is playing Itch My Booty and Smell It
April 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Isn’t it obvious, libtards? While everyone else is just playing checkers, Trump is playing Itch My Booty and Smell It
When you order a shareable for the table and someone’s like “Hey good call on the fried pickles”? It doesn’t get any better than that
April 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
When you order a shareable for the table and someone’s like “Hey good call on the fried pickles”? It doesn’t get any better than that
I’m tinkering in ways you could never understand. I’m disassembling and reassembling various pens at speeds your simpleton brain cannot compute
March 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I’m tinkering in ways you could never understand. I’m disassembling and reassembling various pens at speeds your simpleton brain cannot compute
Do you think wolves would post shit on the wolf version of Facebook like “Inside of me are two middle aged divorced white men wearing camo”
March 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Do you think wolves would post shit on the wolf version of Facebook like “Inside of me are two middle aged divorced white men wearing camo”
I’ll be honest kitten. Daddy is being tempted by the amulet
March 31, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I’ll be honest kitten. Daddy is being tempted by the amulet
They’ve been saying this about me
March 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
They’ve been saying this about me
I miss when our dilemmas were stupid like “are we humans or are we dancers” and not stupid like “they’re turning the mice transgender”
March 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I miss when our dilemmas were stupid like “are we humans or are we dancers” and not stupid like “they’re turning the mice transgender”
Ever ask yourself: how did we get here, and by “here” I mean with Elon Musk as our technocrat shadow president & many prominent conservative figures throwing the Seig Heil with zero consequence?
Required reading:
Required reading:
February 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Ever ask yourself: how did we get here, and by “here” I mean with Elon Musk as our technocrat shadow president & many prominent conservative figures throwing the Seig Heil with zero consequence?
Required reading:
Required reading:
Look at my propagandists dawg we’re never winning over the general populous 😭😭😭
February 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Look at my propagandists dawg we’re never winning over the general populous 😭😭😭
You think Urrg was standing by the water basin nervously checking his abacus when the gatherer hoes showed up
I wonder if the hunters ever got nervous around the gatherer hoes
February 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
You think Urrg was standing by the water basin nervously checking his abacus when the gatherer hoes showed up
I had a Tourette’s Moment at work and my coworker assumed I just got a chill down my back so he asked “someone pass over your shadow?”and yknow what . I’m gonna start telling people that they make me shake and yell involuntarily when they step on my shadow
February 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I had a Tourette’s Moment at work and my coworker assumed I just got a chill down my back so he asked “someone pass over your shadow?”and yknow what . I’m gonna start telling people that they make me shake and yell involuntarily when they step on my shadow
I wonder if the hunters ever got nervous around the gatherer hoes
February 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I wonder if the hunters ever got nervous around the gatherer hoes
This is going well I think
February 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
This is going well I think
Big fan of Kylo Ren yeeting Snoke’s bisected corpse into the vacuum of space
February 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Big fan of Kylo Ren yeeting Snoke’s bisected corpse into the vacuum of space
When we say “this is straight from the playbook” - we mean this. This has been in the works since long before Trump’s first term.
Silicon Valley Techno-fascists and Evangelical Christo-facists have a vested interest in dismantling as much of the gov. apparatus as possible.
youtu.be/5RpPTRcz1no?...
Silicon Valley Techno-fascists and Evangelical Christo-facists have a vested interest in dismantling as much of the gov. apparatus as possible.
youtu.be/5RpPTRcz1no?...
DARK GOTHIC MAGA: How Tech Billionaires Plan to Destroy America
YouTube video by Blonde Politics | The Silly Serious
youtu.be
February 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
When we say “this is straight from the playbook” - we mean this. This has been in the works since long before Trump’s first term.
Silicon Valley Techno-fascists and Evangelical Christo-facists have a vested interest in dismantling as much of the gov. apparatus as possible.
youtu.be/5RpPTRcz1no?...
Silicon Valley Techno-fascists and Evangelical Christo-facists have a vested interest in dismantling as much of the gov. apparatus as possible.
youtu.be/5RpPTRcz1no?...
Don’t worry guys. There are gonna be some really scathing podcasts about all this
February 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Don’t worry guys. There are gonna be some really scathing podcasts about all this
[Stepping into Krogers] woah, there are so many people in here. I swear it’s usually not this busy. Only last week it was just me and a few buddies that knew about this place. Sigh. Another hidden gem lost to the sheeple
January 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
[Stepping into Krogers] woah, there are so many people in here. I swear it’s usually not this busy. Only last week it was just me and a few buddies that knew about this place. Sigh. Another hidden gem lost to the sheeple
This Blippi episode has a transition where a .png of his soulless smile zooms to obscure the scene change, which is hilarious in its own right, but I can’t stop thinking about how he appears to have Xehanort eyes
January 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
This Blippi episode has a transition where a .png of his soulless smile zooms to obscure the scene change, which is hilarious in its own right, but I can’t stop thinking about how he appears to have Xehanort eyes
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Oh the stuff Trump is doing is illegal? It’s actually against the law? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Robert Mueller
January 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Oh the stuff Trump is doing is illegal? It’s actually against the law? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Robert Mueller
Hey bro we’re all healing our inner child later if you wanna pull up
January 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Hey bro we’re all healing our inner child later if you wanna pull up
Libs love to post shit like this and think “that’s enough activism for today”
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January 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Libs love to post shit like this and think “that’s enough activism for today”
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Nothing clears the mind quite like 9 hours of screen time
January 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Nothing clears the mind quite like 9 hours of screen time
Sorry I didn’t text you for 4 months I was using my phone for other more important things like mental anguish
January 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Sorry I didn’t text you for 4 months I was using my phone for other more important things like mental anguish