Hexagonal Crank
@hexagonalcrank.bsky.social
I'm a tool. And Luigi Mangione did nothing wrong.
WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THE WRECKING BALL!
January 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM
WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THE WRECKING BALL!
What do you do when you run out of three and four letter acronyms and portmanteaus?
Cloid.
Cloid.
January 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
What do you do when you run out of three and four letter acronyms and portmanteaus?
Cloid.
Cloid.
Today I learned Brian is two months older than me.
for now...
for now...
January 7, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Today I learned Brian is two months older than me.
for now...
for now...
Sadly, the only time this candidate has ever shown up was Trump =/
January 7, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Sadly, the only time this candidate has ever shown up was Trump =/
Guess they shouldn't have bloated his programming with every active social security number in the US.
January 7, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Guess they shouldn't have bloated his programming with every active social security number in the US.
Probably too subtle...
January 7, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Probably too subtle...
Then they weren't really reporters now, were they? XD
January 6, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Then they weren't really reporters now, were they? XD
They sold me at the "The Bell Jar" reference XD
January 6, 2026 at 1:11 AM
They sold me at the "The Bell Jar" reference XD
THAT explains why I haven't thought of "Dream On" since 1992! 🤣
January 5, 2026 at 6:08 PM
THAT explains why I haven't thought of "Dream On" since 1992! 🤣
They're just trying to thwart a resurgence of the East India Company. Trust me, it's for the best. =)
January 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
They're just trying to thwart a resurgence of the East India Company. Trust me, it's for the best. =)
We have the technology. We can build her...
January 4, 2026 at 12:36 AM
We have the technology. We can build her...
Next boat to Japan leaves at not soon enough. =(
January 3, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Next boat to Japan leaves at not soon enough. =(
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
My own umbilical cord.
My own umbilical cord.
January 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
My own umbilical cord.
My own umbilical cord.
Man, *I* want to be in that picture XD
<grumbles> stupid parents not being born until the late 40s. Thanks guys!
<grumbles> stupid parents not being born until the late 40s. Thanks guys!
January 2, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Man, *I* want to be in that picture XD
<grumbles> stupid parents not being born until the late 40s. Thanks guys!
<grumbles> stupid parents not being born until the late 40s. Thanks guys!
I would suggest a nice, peated scotch. However, that is my answer for everything. =/
January 1, 2026 at 9:39 AM
I would suggest a nice, peated scotch. However, that is my answer for everything. =/
Difficulty setting: Delicious.
December 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Difficulty setting: Delicious.
My favourite part of 80 Days is this screenshot. I grew up in Regina and it’s not inaccurate 🤣
December 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My favourite part of 80 Days is this screenshot. I grew up in Regina and it’s not inaccurate 🤣
Jesus. My brain just went off on the tangent of "What if your job was to try and explain the shallow pond argument to Donald Trump?" and in the middle of all this tragedy the thought makes me laugh - sometimes hysterically, sometimes resignedly.
December 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Jesus. My brain just went off on the tangent of "What if your job was to try and explain the shallow pond argument to Donald Trump?" and in the middle of all this tragedy the thought makes me laugh - sometimes hysterically, sometimes resignedly.
It's going to eat into your Fortnite time. =/
December 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It's going to eat into your Fortnite time. =/
I don't know. I can see you doing it for Duck Detective XD
December 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I don't know. I can see you doing it for Duck Detective XD
If he’s only asking this now…damn, sorry that this is how you learned on Christmas that your dad has never listened to your podcast ever 🤣
December 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
If he’s only asking this now…damn, sorry that this is how you learned on Christmas that your dad has never listened to your podcast ever 🤣
This is in Mark Cuban's SOUL. (0.o)
December 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This is in Mark Cuban's SOUL. (0.o)
Must be the tone of voice used because whenever I say “all I see are posts of X Y Z” it’s usually a pretty positive statement. 😂
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Must be the tone of voice used because whenever I say “all I see are posts of X Y Z” it’s usually a pretty positive statement. 😂