Hexagonal Crank
@hexagonalcrank.bsky.social
I'm a tool. And Luigi Mangione did nothing wrong.
I think I solved the code.
January 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I think I solved the code.
Probably too subtle...
January 7, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Probably too subtle...
My favourite part of 80 Days is this screenshot. I grew up in Regina and it’s not inaccurate 🤣
December 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My favourite part of 80 Days is this screenshot. I grew up in Regina and it’s not inaccurate 🤣
Don't forget they added another kid midway through the run so things didn't get stale...
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Don't forget they added another kid midway through the run so things didn't get stale...
And so the countdown begins…
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
And so the countdown begins…
I was DMing D&D a few years ago and one of my players character got dissolved in a slime. He started rolling up a new character, and I told him "There's nothing in the rules that says a dissolved wizard can't adventure." Spent two weeks unsuccessfully trying to get him to play "Chum Bucket."
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I was DMing D&D a few years ago and one of my players character got dissolved in a slime. He started rolling up a new character, and I told him "There's nothing in the rules that says a dissolved wizard can't adventure." Spent two weeks unsuccessfully trying to get him to play "Chum Bucket."
From my farm in Alberta, Canada.
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
From my farm in Alberta, Canada.
Sent it to the fiancee 🤣
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Sent it to the fiancee 🤣
Newsom is so glad the bible doesn't specifically mention homelessness. LOOPHOLE!
October 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Newsom is so glad the bible doesn't specifically mention homelessness. LOOPHOLE!
Met him in 1995 after a show and I had no paper, nothing for him to sign, so I pulled out a $20 bill for him to sign and he thought I was giving it too him.
Cool guy. Deaf as a post. XD
Cool guy. Deaf as a post. XD
October 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Met him in 1995 after a show and I had no paper, nothing for him to sign, so I pulled out a $20 bill for him to sign and he thought I was giving it too him.
Cool guy. Deaf as a post. XD
Cool guy. Deaf as a post. XD
I don't know...
How would he look in a blonde wig?
How would he look in a blonde wig?
September 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I don't know...
How would he look in a blonde wig?
How would he look in a blonde wig?
Not sure. SCOTUS sent us some guidelines on how to handle it...
September 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Not sure. SCOTUS sent us some guidelines on how to handle it...
An old photo of my cat Jackpot.
"There's a party in my pants but I'm afraid the guest list is very exclusive."
"There's a party in my pants but I'm afraid the guest list is very exclusive."
September 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
An old photo of my cat Jackpot.
"There's a party in my pants but I'm afraid the guest list is very exclusive."
"There's a party in my pants but I'm afraid the guest list is very exclusive."
I freaked out my fiancee a while ago when I had her take a photo of one of our cat collars and showed her she was forever in the photo
August 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I freaked out my fiancee a while ago when I had her take a photo of one of our cat collars and showed her she was forever in the photo
This is 100% jay_will_float_too's vibe! I don't think they're on Bluesky to share though =/
www.instagram.com/jay_will_flo...
www.instagram.com/jay_will_flo...
July 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This is 100% jay_will_float_too's vibe! I don't think they're on Bluesky to share though =/
www.instagram.com/jay_will_flo...
www.instagram.com/jay_will_flo...
People think I got the power cause I got the rats. Nope, I got the power cause I’ll let the rats loose. They don’t understand that.
June 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
People think I got the power cause I got the rats. Nope, I got the power cause I’ll let the rats loose. They don’t understand that.
Buy them Disco Elysium and they get TWO cool jackets.
June 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Buy them Disco Elysium and they get TWO cool jackets.
Sure you SAY that's your preference...but can I tempt you with a hot dog from Montreal's Bell Centre? XD
May 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Sure you SAY that's your preference...but can I tempt you with a hot dog from Montreal's Bell Centre? XD
The original for posterity.
May 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The original for posterity.
With all apologies to Mr. Nimoy...
May 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
With all apologies to Mr. Nimoy...